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I thought we'd have played a weaker team. As long as Nolan & Barton don't pick up knocks I'm very happy with that.

The more he acts a knob off the pitch the more he scores on it. He can be caught injecting heroin into his bellend in Blu Bambu toilets if he scores a hattrick next weekend.

No. FOUR Jagerbombs, SIX bottles of Peroni, TWO lager tops and ONE can of Stella.

I did hear this at the time, although it was a table and not a stool he was dancing on.

I hope we hammer them personally. A proper rape. 6, 7 or maybe even 8 nil would make me very happy. Scummy, publicity seeking wankers that they are. He's on loan at Gateshead.

Xisco, in the dressing room, with the 14 inch strap on.

I fucking hope not.

Prefer him to Bentley. Good deal IYAM.

Pardew talks utter shit in interviews. Always has. He's no Kinnear, like.

I'll pay his train fare. Hard worker but nowt more.

I hope Bentley & Keane both end up at Brum. I don't think either would improve our squad that drastically, they'll cost too much in fees and wages and if we did sign them it would mean doing business with that twat Redknapp. I don't want them

Did well considering Ben Haim was acting the schoolyard bully.

Ashley is still a cunt (soz Cath) but deserves a huge amount of credit for his bartering this summer. £5 million really is astonishing value.

Apparently so. For an extra £22 million we could've signed James Milner this summer

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20110105/ha...2281670_2258628

If we accept Keane as part any deal for Carroll then Ashley needs braying. He'll be on huge wages and he's fucking shot.

On the contrary, he's much more likeable when he isn't waving his arms around

The response! My favourite Jose photo of Nile though has to be this one. You see, what our hero has done here is take a photo of Nile Ranger. Then, in what I can only assume is some form of reference to our consumer culture and the way we vicariously live our lives through those famous people we see on computer, television and even camera screens, he's taken a photo of the LCD screen on the back of his camera with a second (probably more expensive) camera and posted it online. Either that or he couldn't be arsed to get the USB lead out.

My new favourite Geremi

The caption - Jonas dressed for partying in Argentina (or something similar)

My God Jose :icon_lol:

A few other local journos said today it's done, just yet to be announced.

Tiote doesn't bottle 50/50s, swear at his own fans or cry like a girl when a member of the opposition gets crocked either unlike that puff Parker

Aye I thought it was yee. My amazing craic the give away?

I'm mtthwbrggs