The Fish

& & There are no words. there are many many words, unfortunately most of them are just too vulgar.

struck me it's just trying to cash in on the recent popularity of 80's guff. I blame Peter Kay

Worse than the Dr seuss thread by far! clicky

Mr Scruff- Keep it Unreal

You're looking at someone with a potential nest Egg close to £100m p.s. Poon

I heard that sharks will have a "test" nibble on something before going in for the attack. Like a granny groping the grapefruit to see if it's ripe

dunno what breed they were mate, we were told that we were in absolutely no danger. I think the Sharks were plankton-eaters... like Basking sharks but a lot smaller. (do Basking sharks eat plankton? someone told me that and I just took it at face value as it would seem an odd thing to lie about.)

there's some right skeletal fuckers on here mind!

my pops recently told me that German red wine is top banana, but it's difficult to get a hold of outside of Germany... is this true or more drunken ramblings from a retired fart?

Your second point is valid. At the time we met, I would have been about 14stone. but I've shed the weight over christmas and continued it into the new year. :rolleyes: your first point is fubar. I'm 5ft 10 and 12½ stone. There's no way on god's green earth that your BMI is less than mine. You were also on eye level with me so either you're lying your arse off or you walk with buckled legs! BMI is bollocks. In any case, I am honestly 13 stone. and eye level? we were sitting down knobhed.

I've been in the snorkelling pool there too. Chilly like. Disney probably remove their teeth though. Anti-lawsuit-tastic. the worst thing for me was the first time we went through, my sister was behind me, she freaked out, clawed the back of my leg on her way to the otherside of the pool. My dad then went into great detail how a shark can "smell" a drop of blood from a mile away and it brings out the worst in them, then he cajoled me back into the pool.. p.s. alex, do you remember a tunnel thing on your right as you get into the pool? I've this vague memory of people waving at me from underwater...

Your second point is valid. At the time we met, I would have been about 14stone. but I've shed the weight over christmas and continued it into the new year. your first point is fubar.

was swimming with bottom feeders in Disney World Florida (Think it was called Typhoon Lagoon...but not sure)when I was a bairn. I knew they wouldn't attack, I knew that they weren't even that big, but they still look like their big brothers and the only thing going round my head when one big fella swam between me and my dad was the Jaws theme...

13 here and 6' but Gemmil will have you believe I'm 20 stone and 4'8"

I'm unpwnable tbh hence why they must collude to bin me on some jumped up charge. I have yet to obtain your N-O teflon status mind, but I see that as a step too far in sacrificing my principles and integrity fuck me Vic, you've been banned from a message board, not sent to Sing Sing.

to redress the Balance

... aren't wreathes for funerals?

clearly jumping on the Take That bandwagon

not the best Hero-one-liner "Yeah... See ya!" .... loving the slow mo impact shots on the face though

Update: now I do get connection and thelike, but it's sporadic. The MSN Messenger thingy keeps telling me that "my default gateway" is down... whats that mean?

nope, they litter the board like pikeys around a bus-stop.

Is that Hannibal Lecter's tribute band? Would penis by white or red meat, I wonder?

it's mainly maths tbh and a good engineer needs to be able to F and blind if he's to get cooperation from the grease monkeys Shirly he also needs to be able to go two sentences without resorting to it, so that he can get cooperation from the non-neanderthals?

Vic, serious question. you swear every other word, how... in the name of all that is hallowed... did you ever get a degree with such a limited vocabulary?

comma was in the wrong place.