The Fish

The First Liverpool Game gave me most goals by one player. the second gave me the biggest turnaround then later I ahve this ... ....funny shit So now I'm running two games, one with the fall out of this and one from the save-game point before this debacle.

those same people haven't seen the new slimline me though. lost half a stone baby, yeah!

.. has Leazes got me on Ignore or something?

I want an answer to this Leazes..

In a word, yes tbh i was born in Byker but raised in Walker so I feel the place has a lot to answer for As I've said before Wacky is a modern day Moses. His crack ho mother hoyed him in the Tyne at Byker hoping he would drift down stream and be picked up by a wealthy family from Tynemouth. However a couple of dirty tramps from Walker were having their annual wash in the Tyne that day and snaffled the poor fucka as he was drifting past, the rest is history. You forgot to add the bit where they lifted me out of the water by my cock, hence the girth and length now did most of it snap off at the time like?

elastic trickery? ee gads. bet they've got them sexually transmitted diseases an'all! lucky bastards, we just have to settle for a dull old ordinary airborn virus. (aiborn or airborne?.... I'm never quite sure)

bet you were gutted. no awkward elbowy leftpeg sex that night then...

so... to be an "inbred, vertically challenged moron" is fine and dandy, but to be from Walker.... that's what gets your goat?

Not sure if you can do that but if you watch an item in 'myebay' it will then start e-mailing you when similar items become available. The only problem that I've got with e-bay is that i didn't think of it. cheers mate

You fo' real? Thought it was a huge pile of turd meself. Haway man, it's a fat man in spandex... it's like a home movie for alex I'm not fat though. You however you don't deny the spandex though?

Couldn't help feeling I'd seen it before tbh.

Couldn't help feeling I'd seen it before tbh.

it's like a J69 statement... but about alcohol... I'm confused. you're right though it seems like a fucking waste of time, too much alcohol to enjoy irresponsibly and not enough to actually enjoy...

to be honest he's either going to be beaten to fuck by Drogba and Shevy or run ragged by Robben... I'd stick him right back, it's less of a vital position imo.

I've never used it and before people start telling how wonderful it is I was wondering, is it possible to set up an account and put an automatic searcher thing, which will sweep Ebay for a product at a pre-designated price, and send you an alert when it becomes available? for example if I wanted an Xbox 360, but wasn't in a hurry, could I set up some sort of tracker to browse eBay until the average price came around the £200 mark? I doubt I'm explaining very well.

If I'm driving I don't drink, if I'm trying to cut down then I'll just get a Lime and Lemonade. can't really see a time when I'd choose this over the other three options.

You fo' real? Thought it was a huge pile of turd meself. Haway man, it's a fat man in spandex... it's like a home movie for alex

tried it and really didn't like it. But to be fair I'm falling out of love with lager more and more... ANyway, it's for gays

totally worth getting a pillow thrown at the back of my head.

Leazes man, at least admit we're stagnant and have been for the last ten years? we've made zero progress since then and don't give me shite about consistently appearing in Europe because if you put the Inter-two-Bob in the same bracket as the Champions League I'll ... I'll lose faith in humanity tbh

speaking of the Omen remake, when was the last time you were genuinely frightened by a film? I don't mean shocked or jolted from your snooze, but scared. this isn't a "I'm dead hard me", because I remember being shit scared watching Alien for the first time, (after I'd watched Aliens...) I remember being scared of the Nightmare on Elm street movies. It seems the writers and directors are aiming for the shock-spray-your-pop-corn factor rather than hide-behind-cushion-terror style. is it just me?

Leazes man, at least admit we're stagnant and have been for the last ten years? we've made zero progress since then and don't give me shite about consistently appearing in Europe because if you put the Inter-two-Bob in the same bracket as the Champions League I'll ... I'll lose faith in humanity tbh [/The Fish]

hate it when people call the police "Filth".. fucking endless cycle

blah blah blah, you're a know-nowt [insert swearword here], blah blah blah didn't read your post because it's not worthy of my attention, blah blah blah, you said that aliens had possessed shepherd and this is really and invasion plan, blah blah blah [insert unneccesary insult here], blah blah blah so you'll now see that by insulting and ignoring you I'm clearly right! [/LeazesMag]