The Fish

You only have a shit once every two months? I don't read the whole thing in one visit, I usually just pick a random one. You pick a random toilet each time ? change of scenery's always nice

theres an adult auction site (cant remember the link) where porn stars sell their used clothing, signed pics and stuff. i have heard of used dildos being sold as well. one pornstar had her labia reduced, had the flap-o's mounted and then sold then to a fan iirc.

Is that the Aussie dildo of choice lol-o

Do you think maybe he voices one of the characters? he's also digitally mapped as the lead. it's odd. I wasn't sure if he was just the voice or whether they used his body to create the character, apparently they do.

a Ronseal poll

I fully expect that things which I hold to be true now, may in years to come seem ridiculous to me... like carrying a bag around and using an umbrella. it's just a bit galling to have a)your opinions attacked, and 2) your job prospects by some on here. Specifically those that couldn't pick you out of a line up. I totally respect and appreciate that this topic is incredibly complex, there aren't quick fixes, there cannot be a blanket solution because it's entirely subjective. Some things can cross many cases though and I was talking generally. A fact merrily ignored by people who are desperate to rail against someone/something. and I know Cath, you gave your opinion and (justifiably) took offense at my lack of tact and I apologise for that, but at least you had the good grace to understand that at the end of the day, this is an opinion and as such is as malleable and prone to change as any abstract. Others haven't, they have this dramatic image of me culling depressed people without sympathy. I used to think that all people who went to public school were snobs, out of touch with real life. I've lived with 6 public school bods for the past two years and can say that the cartoon I'd created is bollocks. just as it's ok to laugh at the shit on this board, about "if you have a manbag you're a gay" "If you watch a certain tv show you're a charver" it's ok to make sweeping generalisations about those things because people, generally, don't take it too seriously. I made an error in judgment here by voicing an opinion that is probably quite harsh to most without wording it better. Don't really think it vindicated the shit I got in return but c'est la vie. anyhoo, I'm rambling now.

if a patient committed suicide then I'd feel a total failure and spend a long time evaluating myself, and getting my peers to do so as well. and to Luke. FFS man I know there are a million psychological situations which can lead to suicide, but I assumed we were talking about the most common. How presumptuous of me. Fucks sake man, just cos I voice an opinion I'm suddenly supposed to cover every base in every fucking answer? Also, as I've said before I am entirely capable of shelving my opinion when professionalism is required, so please keep your presumptions to yourself Luke, you know fuck all about me. and to Sammy, the points about dealing with terminal illness... I don't see that in the same light as suicide. It's hard to describe, I suppose those that seek euthanasia have accepted death and have prepared for it and in many cases have prepared their family for it. With Suicide it's generally a shock to those that are close. They may be aware of the depression but totally in the dark as to how bad it's got. I believe that if you've got life you've not lost everything. finally, those who live life with no self respect or hope are not, despite their belief, hopeless. With the proper support, in whatever form, they can regain their self respect and hope. I'm amazed at how simply because of one personal belief, people feel totally comfortable in slating me and my prospects. You know nothing about me other than the persona I put on here. I haven't asked for your opinions about me or my prospects.

I wouldn't say "Over" sensitive. I've got to admit, a lot of people have a problem with my rather blunt objectivity. I never mean offense, but when someone asks a question... I answer it. luckily when it comes to giving advice to people I've learned to put my opinions in a wee box and lock 'em

did you get the family bucket?

howay man, we don't need graphic details!

you're gonna need this.

living in Leeds and honestly never heard that phrase uttered outside of this thread...today.

In bed with one two weeks ago and managed to get her to wear my Newcastle strip, just about to get first shag with her and cos i called her her best friends name she got a monk on! I shagged her friend but she has monk on with me for time with other one. Tonight went out with another lass and she wants long term committment. Only known her 3 days Jesus, why cant they just do things normally? ... monk on? am I alone in thinking

Howay man Dave. We rarely agree on stuff, but in this instance I was talking about something I've formed an opinion of through having experienced it. You're entitled to yours. I just think that some day you may be forced to review it. if I do (and I hope I don't) I reckon the last place I'll post a retraction is on here. and Gems right it's Haway

It really changes my whole career aspirations to know that some bloke, who doesn't know me, hasn't seen anything I've submitted to be marked by lecturers and frankly hasn't got a clue what he's talking about... reckons I won't make it as a Psychologist... not all psychologists have to subscribe to the softly softly catchy monkey approach. I for one think that counselling and society as a whole has gone too far in that direction, leading to a blame culture and as such a lack of personal responsibility. of course I want to help people, but I want to make sure they do it for the right reasons, I want to make sure they help themselves, because at the end of the day they're the only people who can. So while I might have a personal opinion about a subject, you can bet your last fiver that it won't ever surface in a professional arena. I mean, fucking hell you saw what happened when I dared to voice it here..

think they're bad, you should try people who don't agree with you... Christ on a bike, you'd think I raped a six yr old and wrote a song about it.

I think so, maybe I'm wrong. If right, though, this line from T-Keith really takes the biscuit: ? In what manner? he means that it implies that despite studying it, you think I know nothing. but seriously I have my opinions on the matter and clearly I've gotten everyones knickers in a twist. I'm man enough to say my beliefs are not going to win me any "nicest bloke in Britain" prizes, but they are MY opinions. and as this is an internet message board and not a court of law I really don't think I needed to do anything but give chicken nugget answers. if you wanted a full essay on suicide, depression etc. then I'd love to. maybe then you'd understand why I've formed this opinion and not just leap around from indignation to affront. FFS I might not be all warm and fuzzy, but I've made an opinion based on what I know. So sue me.

By "easy" I blatantly meant "easier than facing whatever it is that you think is unbearable." and If someone was depressed and seeking counsel of course I'd be a professional about it, just as I'm sure the medics on here have to shelve their personal feelings about a myriad of patients. Be they drug or spousal abusers, they'd still receive the very best treatment the medics could deliver. someone asked my opinion I gave it, and as I'm being vilified I think it's best if I stop replying here. It's fine to be indignant and say that "I won't know until..." and that's fair, but I was asked my opinion and my opinion is that suicide is easier than facing whatever it is, suicide is easier than seeking help. It's my opinion that the devastation it leaves behind makes in unjustifiable. but like I say, as it's upset so many people I'll keep my opinion to myself in future.

To be cowardly is to lack the courage to face danger, pain, peril etc. would have thought that to call them cowardly was apt. I know it stokes emotions and but it's the best word I can think of to describe the way I feel about the people who do this.

It's no surprise that there are polar opinions on this. end of the day I would never be able to forgive. People can call me selfish if they like, but to kill yourself is, in my opinion, taking the easy way out. Especially when it leaves the devastation behind.

Presumably if your friend was going through a lot of pain, it solved that? not really, the suicide just transferred his friends pain to other people.

She's got a point, like, that's a shocking attitude who wants to be a psychologist(?) You two need to read the post before damning me. The people who do it cause untold pain and suffering to those they leave behind. If I need deal with the mess of someone being so selfish, then of course I'd be tactful, but this is an internet message forum, where none of you are seeking couselling, especially not from me. I cannot have sympathy for the people who attempt suicide because it's not in my nature. If I knew of a person who was contemplating it I'd certainly want to change their mind, search for the cause of their anguish and fix it. But I wouldn't for one minute think "Oh poor You" Suicide is a cowards way out and as such I'm not going to sympathise. If you're angry because you think I don't get the pain that the person leaves, then you didn't read the post. If you are angry because I don't care about the one who has died, then fine, because in committing suicide they've dumped all their misery onto someone else and fucked off. unforgivable to me. (p.s. I didn't see Cats post and would have phrased it better if I had)

It's a selfish, cowardly thing to do. Never been directly affected by it, but have seen the effects on close friends of mine. A guy I went to school with was working in Ireland with his dad, just doing some laboring. His dad comes home to the Hotel from the pub, find Chris swinging from his neck. I have no sympathy for people who attempt suicide either. I'd love to find out exactly how many truly want to die, and how many are just doing it for attention. and these fuckers who jump off bridges into traffic or the path of trains are fucking subhuman scum tbh.

aye, and you think the board you call shit would conjure up 20m quid to buy the forwards we really need on top of the money for him, assuming you still stupidly think defenders is our main need and priority ... you don't have much to say do you adds more to the debate than you tbh.

ahhh so it's not through concern for an animal. it's just that you're tight