The Fish

anyone else think maybe we should, as a club, move the fuck on? good footballer but nowt to do with us anymore, and don't spout any shite about it being because he's an odious little twerp... there is a vast quantity of odious little twerps in the Premier league and nobody talks as much about them.

depends how you define a good thread to me this reads like one guy screaming at the top of his lungs "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME" and a couple of idiots complying. Leazes is stubborn and ignorant... never a good mix for a contributor to a thread...

not surprising tbh. but how do you combat this? You can't flat out deny that racism exists within the police force, you can't call the BPA racist, you can state the cold hard facts til you're blue in the face, it won't get in the way of a good dose of media hysteria. Minorities do need representation, but they should work with the majority not against them at all points. Sick of the cult of celebrity infecting every level. If you're on tv you can change opinion, effect policy, create hype and hysteria.

Had to start a new game because of the PC Crash of 2006, first thing I'm doing is sacking current coaching staff apart from the 'keeper coach and Clarky. Aim to get 5 stars in all coaching areas. Then I'll tailor make a schedule for; Keepers Fullbacks Centre backs Defensive Midfielder Attacking Midfielder Wingers Strikers Targetman. once that's done I'll sell as many players as possible, even if it means dumping the reserve squad. Hopefully get the squad down to about 20-25 players. Sign some freebies, a couple of center halves and a real defensive midfielder. I play a 4-1-3-2 -------XXX--XXX /\-------------------/\ XXX-----XXX-----XXX ----------XXX XXX--XXX--XXX--XXX ----------XXX --------------------------Martins Rossi Duff/Zog--------------- Emre/Parker------------- Dyer/Milner/Nobby -------------------------------Butt Bernard/Baba--- Taylor--- Moore/Bramble/Ramage---Carr/Ramage ------------------------------Given Set all positional defaults, with a couple of tweaks. Short passing quick tempo, as wide as possible and use targetman and playmaker, run onto ball for Martins.

podcasts? His CD player? conversation with real three dimensional people?

podcasts?

Where do you like to start then, a nice tickle of the balls, or a tapping of the bell end? My technique is a closely guarded trade secret, handed down from generation after generation...

the pedant in me wants to remind you that you'll never find it on a map if you can't spell it and I will have to say if it's a choice between the two it'll be the more southern of the two. if I had free reign, it depends entirely on the girl. if her clam smells worse than a vat of gannet boiled in brine... I'd stay North if she's a pair of cherries on a surfboard then Down Periscope.

Clicky Saw this in the Times2 today and at first I had a chuckle at what is a pretty light hearted article, but it reminded me of a book I read called Freakonomics. Basically in that book it states how shortsighted the legal system can be; how one case, one piece of legislature can have a dramatic and unforeseen effect. The example from freakonomics that my mind turned to was the case where a woman fought for the right to terminate a pregnancy, abortion was legalised in her state and after that landmark case mothers who for felt unable to raise a child were able to legal abort the pregnancy. This freedom had a negative (in that it reduced) on crime rates 15-20 years later. Put simply kids from a difficult upbringing were more likely to commit crimes, kids to single mothers were more likely to have a difficult upbringing. The logic follows that the girls who had an abortion (to put it bluntly) removed a likely criminal. I know that sounds harsh, but it's pretty logical if you look at cold hard facts. ANYHOO, moving away from that rather emotive subject we get to the original piece in the Times2 If there is, as stated a net-exportation of semen from Denmark, surely it follows that there will be an unnatural spread of children born with a bias towards blonde, blue eyes, and of a certain build. It'd be interesting to see how (in 20 or thirty years), this dissemination affects the worlds racial make up. It also states in the article that Ole Schou encourages the interviewing doctor to handpick ('scuse the phrase) successful candidates to donate for his clinic. If this is the case, then surely this focuses the selection more so.. as only people of a certain level of intellect and application can become doctors. Will these doctors also be more likely to come from certain socio-economic groups? Will that affect their choice? Are things like intelligence or laziness encoded on a genetic level? so a little thing like ending anonymity for sperm donors in Britain, Norway and Sweden mean that the Danes will breed us out?

really hate malt vinegar and although I once would cake my chips in salt, now it's a dusting at worst. I like Balsamic Vinegar on salads or bruschettas and the like. I've really gone of chips lately, been ages since I had a really good bag, plate or side of chips I really don't feel it's worth it. If the place will swap for curly fries I'll have a bit of them... but it's getting to the stage where I'mnot too fussed about them either.

liked it not enough to watch it again, but certainly worth a glance when it was on

I got a mental image of these fellas doing there utmost to keep your over shoulder boulder holders in working order...

It worries me that I understood that as soon as I read it I'm in your head now woman. Like a Weevil(sp?) or a tongue piercing, annoying as fuck to start with, makes you drink soup mostly, but makes you better in bed

Isegrim Isegrim wahh wahh wahh, he's Eben-Isegrim

whey woman, it's not like you strapped em down or wore a turtle neck. not seen such a brazen parade since the fairs cup!

A decent newspaper, an oblivious boss and a supply of soft bum cloth

ok... "celeb show" on Sky3... who saw a pile of shite flopping over the hill of inevitability?

Whats next Fairground Mirrors at bus-stops to keep fatties from getting out in public?

Howay man, with your "cunt" insult earlier, I'd hoped for a little better from you... I mean you set the bar so high? if you don't want to get a hangover look at what you normally drink. certain lagers and alco-pops are far more likely to give you the headache the next day than others.

ahhh so you're not an alcoholic... you're a fucking lightweight. Why not try pimms, princess.

... I thought you didn't need to drink to have fun? I don't, but drinking is fun too. You pedantic fuck. hows about drinking in moderation so that you don't get a hangover... or stop being a pikey fucker and drink something other than Blue WKD.... ya daft twat.

well I've dumped my system... any essential programs/websites/ ahem... "photos" I might need to repalce?

straight vodka works for me like.. it's the tanin in the drinks that messes with your head if you ask me.

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