The Fish

choose schedules, then new schedule, then fiddle to your hearts content, save it. If that doesn't work, fiddle save and export to desktop, then load the game up and import from the desktop.. if that doesn't work... the you're fegging screwed sunshine.

howsat? Hows it changed?

I'm sure I've read quotes from Bobby saying...well ...pretty much the opposite.. and seeing as how Sir Robson isn't a member of the Hutt family; a Galatically renowned crime family, I'm more inclined to believe him. I reckon he instigated Woodgate's departure, Speed'ss departure, Clark's signature, Duff's signature.. off the top of my head

man didnt invent fire tbh. Its just a chemical reaction. He invented the wheel though I wonder how long it was until man discovered pedantry...

what Brock? the merissa says "I may like you" ? or your german stalker says "I may like you" if it's option a) whats the fucking problem? if it's b then you're a fucking idiot for draping your arm round one bird while your stalkers in earshot. I'm not really clear on your dilemma

I thought the best action scene was the first one involving the crane.. Which one do you mean? The very same. I wasn't that impressed with Casino Royale, but to say that scene was stolen from True Lies is bollocks. It's got a crane in it, that's as far as the similarity goes. And people walking along cranes and almost falling off cranes and jumping of cranes onto other precariously balanced surfaces. to be fair it stole more from District13 (Banlieue13) than True Lies, it used Free-Running (Le Parkour) very well. I liked Casino Royale. I like the nods it gave all the Bonds from the past, but firmly reassessed it's personailty. Far more Jason Bourne than the camp fest we had come to expect from the Bond franchise, and is better for it if you ask me.

thenorthumbrian in Newcastle wasn't Owen's first choice shocker. in tomorrows issue, "Man invents Fire" and "Leazes: Shepherds alright by me"

Left hand drive? fucking foreigner!

buy a boyfriend who isn't a total fucking ponce? for Xmas, just give her a slap on both arsecheeks... or offer to do the washing up after Christmas dinner. (Don't do it obviously, but... you know... show willing. )

So does everyone, except from you. What. Ever. yeah. -snap- you tell him girlfriend he's a .....

It's this fella

quite enjoy CM.. I'd quite like to punch The Queen..

Where's the 50Cent option?

has leazes ever made a post over ten lines without calling someone a name? the twat...

With Diouf it should be an automatic one way ticket to "Yellow-card-city"

take some photos then I was in the pitcher tonight Reckon I saw an extremely tall man with night visuion goggles, a bikini and a feather bower on. waved but he didn't wave back.. I think his hands were busy with something....

Duff hasn't look a shadow of the player he seemed to be becoming. and I'm just going to ignore your ridiculous tone, it's designed to provoke and I'm glad to say that it's beneath me to rise to it. Gullit did not improve chelsea a lot, he didn't take the club forward in my opinion. He was as stagnant at Chelsea as he was at NEwcastle. They didn't become more or less succesful, they just... tread water. how did they win trophies? their team was better than the team they played against... fucking simple really. I didn't see any genius tactical play by Souness, Gullit or Dalglish in their victories I saw good players performing at a level sufficient to see off their opponent. How... pray tell did this transfer to NEwcastle... Gullit and Dalglish, both cup winning managers took our club to the final... surely good managers could have sufficently spurred on the team to at least give a performance... isntead what we saw were two years of pathetic cowardice when push finally came to shove. but it's not really the managers where we disagree is it. It's the Chairman. I don't for one minute think you truly believe that any of the managers I've talked about (bar Robson) were right for the Newcastle Job. I would wager that even before these appointments were made, even someone whose loyalty to Shepherd is staggering, had doubts over Gullit's attitude, Souness' god awful man management and Roeder's apparent tactiacl ineptitude. if not why not? I cannot for one minute believe that you thought Roeder was the right man for the job, not when there was a decent stock of possible candidates out there. I cannot for one minute believe you had faith that Souness was the right man to take over from Robson, even if there was not the wealth of talent we had hoped for. I truly pray you didn't think Gullits ego could merge with Shearer's... If any of these statement are true, then it's you who are the ( insert insult you throw around so merrily). Oh and Bollocks, "No-one quibbled about signing Duff". I did, I'm positive others on here did... I'd say the running theme in most discussions about his signature would sound something like "Did you hear we signed Duff?" "Aye, £5m, not bad for a player of his quality" "Aye, it's not bad.... still we don't need a left winger, we need a defence." "You know Huth's supposed to be going to the Boro'?" "Aye, Woodgate an'all" "Campbells away to Portsmouth" "Wouldn't have minded them like... even if Campbell's only here for a season, eh's still better than what we've got." I know that's how a few conversations I had about the subject went. But of course in your head, no-one quibbled. How can you say we need a striker, then say that you take issue with signing a striker... then go on to defend the signature of a left winger... who doesn't actually have that great a goal scoring record...? What's the point of ANOTHER left winger? N'Zogbia (promising, hard working, still a bit of an unknown quantity Luque (£9m player who should either put the ball in the net or at least put it on someones head) Milner (see N'Zogbia, without the unknown quantity) Emre (never really pressed into service out wide... but he can play there...) That's pre-Duff... that £5m could have been spent on Huth's dsignature and his and Campbell's wages. Justify his signing, please to make me smile, find a way to justify the signature of a Left Winger ahead of a center half who knows what they're fucking doing, a right back who isn't a poor mans Andy Griffin or a Left Back who has one solitary ounce of bottle and/or positional nous about them This signing had Shepherd's grubby fingers all over it. He signed Duff to keep people like you content. "Whey we're going in the right direction, look at who we signed.. Duff... that's a big name that is man." I don't want a name... I'd be happy as larry is we had a first team devoid of superstar names as long as we stopped stupid fucking mistakes at the back, playing long ball to short strikers and playing the ball over the ehads of the one position where we've actually got a bit of talent. (that's midfield by the way) I wish Our fortunes lay in the hands of someone more shrewde in the transfer market, but I refuse point blank to lay the blame solely at the feet of Roeder. I reckon he's done his best with what little ability he has in this field. I think Freddy has bought and sold more players than Roeder. I think Shepherd has the power to veto the selling of a player, just as he has the power to force a manager into signing a player he doesn't really want. I don't think Rooney was Robsons idea, I think it was shepherd trying to appease the crowd, and while anyone would love to see Rooney pull on their Jersey, every man jack of us knew he was never....ever... going to sign for Newcastle United. It was Freddy Shepherd being an egomaniacal twat, and you seem to be the type of person who would have bought it hook line and sinker. save your derision for the people who don't see you for what you are. A pathetic man screaming at the top of his lungs, demanding everyones attention and then saying nothing remotely relvant or intetresting. hows that for a "cliche drive rant"

newpapers, bait, umbrella, book to read on me break, papers for work, iPod, phone, wallet etc.

what shite, The teams they inherited could, and should have become far more dominant/successful than they were. You're so hung up on trophies you don't see the bigger picture. Well apart from the other things I mentioned... try reading a post before you slate it in your tremedously unjustified condescending manner. I said Now a bit of research on Dalglish, Gullit, Souness and Roeder would have revealed the reality. Their methods and manner were entirely unsuitable for the position. Dalglish couldn't have success with someone else team, so he destroyed the team that (with a little tinkering) could have won a title. Gullit has to be the superstar at the club and couldn't stand to share the limelight with Shearer and struggled with the established/senior players Souness had a well documented history of falling out with players, playing bad football and making poor decisions in the transfer market. Roeder is a decent first team coach, but he lacks the hard edge needed to be a top flight manager, he hasn't the experience or assurance to make hard decisions when it comes to team selection. all this was pretty obvious to people before their appointments, but as with all fans we were so caught up in the possible positives we forgot the more likely negatives. The ONLY manager whose track record, approach to the game and personality that fit this club was Sir Bob... This is one decent appointment who (imo) was signed more to appease growing unrest amongst the fans, than any real genius fromt he chairman. Any mug could see he was the perfect man for the job, and of course he fit FFS' personal checklist "Is he Geordie? Is he well known?" and we all saw how well Freddy dealt with Bobby.. I gave you a serious reply and you, yet again, preferred derision and condescension ahead of genuine discourse. Well slap my arse and call me charlie, isn't that surprising. Then you clearly don't read message boards, plenty of people have asked the question, Why have we spent £5m on a left winger when Robert Huth, Woodgate, Campbell, were all available for far less? I'd rather we signed four defenders who we4re solid, dependable and likely to improve the fortunes of the team on the pitch, ahead of yet another fucking luxury midfielder. We had already 3 first team players who can play left wing with some degree of aplomb, why in the name of all that is holy did we waste five million pounds on a left winger? That's where you're wrong Leazes I have experienced mediochrity. I read your arguments and think they are at best mediochre. but you pigheadedness aside, you're right only in signing top players will we escape the mire... however you could have a talented first team, but if you've a dodgy manager, dodgy scouts, dodgy coaches, dodgy chairman... they're not going to get the results. look at our team on paper.... we've a good midfield, certainly better than half of the premiership, we've one of (if not the) best keeper in the premiership. We've a good striker and when he returns a great striker. We have a decent centre half and a promising centre half. what we lack are fullbacks, and a striker to put the ball in the net until Owen is fit... or at least support Martins. but what did our Chairman sign? a left winger. so in short... be as patronising and petty as you like Leazes, but you're trying to ice-skate up hill and you just look like an idiot. we, the majority are right, Freddy Shepherd is not a good chairman, he give financial support but makes bad decisions, time after time.

which is similar except for one glorious detail, I was saying sleeping beside someone helps me sleep, you're mate is a gay.

What a plonkahhhhh!

Over the shoulder bag is fine as long as there's a need for the bag, people who carry the paper and a bottle of water in it are using it as a fashion accesory and as such, should be stoned to death. Umbrellas are fine as long as it's pissing it down, the walk is longer than 5 minutes, it's a dull colour, you're not sharing it with another bloke. oh and only if it's one of those that pop up and expand automatically.... they're cool as fuck...

course they will... but that's precisely why we'll be fine. fucking hell I bearly recognise him at times. he looks like a Maths teacher that got lost, I'm preparing my "I lost me Homework" excuse everytime I see him.

Freddy is great LOL1!!!!!!1