The Fish

Glad to see you're not wasting it then.... oh hold on Carling?????? 173723[/snapback] he's going to sell them on eBay and buy some decent lager with the profits.... shirley....

I couldn't find my mobiel, spent ages searching, so I thought "Ring it, I'll hear the tone" so I get my mobile phone out of my pocket and guess what? goes straight to answerphone... swear to God I got through my "Hi you've reached Daves phone, please leave a mesaage after the beep" before realising what a monumental fucktard I am

.. weird I just got one saying I should keep in touch with my football team and that I should sign up 12p a text, no monthly bill.. aye balls to that boyo

Wasnt worth saying once tbh 173621[/snapback] I apologise clearly it wasn't up to your standard sponge bob toonpants I'm obviously dealing with a true wit

when you call, say "I'd like to be put through to a call centre based in England" if he refuses tell him that because of his non-compliance you will burn his village just like your great grand father did..

am I the only one who thinks the one second from th left is a bloke... lookit the size of his feet man!

Check out foxnews.com or wait a couple of years and flick over to Sky News. It is scary, and we'd be just as bad over here if we were being indoctrinated with that shit constantly. The likes of Bill O'Reilly/Ann Coulter are hilarious to watch, until you remember people believe it. 173620[/snapback] check out the Daily Show with John Stewart, for an american satirical news show it's pretty good. It does build a lot of it's material around how poorly the real news was reported by "reputable" news channels. for example Fox news (among others) were studying the link between the wars in the middle east and Nostradamus' prophecies.... seriously... they were tryingto work out if this is Armageddon...

I'm paper tbh. 173628[/snapback]

should this be in the Callcentre/KKK induction thread?

shall I get Leazes round? we could have the trifector...

It started at £5,000000 then upped to 15 by the end of the post it was 25. You're not a taxman are you 173492[/snapback] I just see the bigger picture. (Dad used to work for HMRC and I did some time there too)

could you drop everything? if you felt the Heat coming round the corner? I think the odds for proper big thefts are not 60-40 getting away with it. I'd wager there are big thefts going on right now, hidden in the electronic mess of the internet. There'll be scams and grifts going on that we have no knowledge of, where the chance of getting away with it is a lot better than 60% or maybe I just wish there was

there's a car dealeship opposite the bowling alley in Benton which buys cars for cash.

£15m... for ten to fifteen years? well I've heard that if it's a premeditated they can do you for conspiracy and hiolds a far greater prison term as punishment I suppose for it depends who I was stealing from, if there was force involved etc. If I was electronically stealing for a multinational corporation and no force was used whatsoever then I'd be more inclined to do it. However, robbing £25m at gunpoint from a succession of bookies in an area would not be appealing. It's not the stealing that's a problem, it's the "getting away with it" It's leaving no trace of your crime. Now if you're saying that there is a 60-40 chance of me going down for the theft then no, I wouldn't do it. Because a 60-40 chance means that it hasn't been planned right.

Aye, I take you're point re: that scene. You're still worng though 173437[/snapback] I hate being worng

I hate public transport and don't care if it makes me sound snobby and perpetual I've said it before and I'll say it again, Using public transport is like Rockpooling; the sheer volume of horrible little creatures you find is staggering.

drink most days and most nights fridays/saturday nights Imake a special effort I never drink to get hammered anymore, it's not worth the pain and suffering that comes with it. I've been hospitalised twice through binge drinking and had my stomach pumped and all that shit. It's not big or clever, really small and stupid tbh. these weekend I can drink like a fish without getting like Gemmil's mates but I tend to go out, have 4 or five pints and then a few cocktails or drink Vodka with Ice until we leave the club at 3 or 4 in the morning and I'll be drinking at 12 on the saturday while we have a "pub lunch"* and watch Football Focus. school nights mean just the three or four pints and maybe one double Vodka with Ice. *I say pub lunch, since I hit the health trip it's less burgers and chips and more salad and ciabattas

Big Bubble

http://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/see.htm Hours of fun

bite off the top, scoop ougt innards and then chocolate but I haven't had one in fucking years.

I saw this bloke walking around St James with "Given 1" on the back of his 'keeper shirt... what a Gomer Pyle tbh

howay then video-masters whack a Faye compilation up, with all his best moments and some stirring music too. it's only fair