The Fish

had to explain the hilarity a few times. "It's a blow up doll.... don't you think that's ironic?" "why? they need sex toys too" ..."No.. BLOW UP...as in... boom, blow up... yeah?" "Oh... I thought that kind of thing was called fecetious" "...no that's different..." "Well, what does fecetious mean?" ".. I think it's best if we stick to Irony for the moment" "Like Alannis Morisette?" "Well... that song didn't list ironic incidents" "But it's called Ironic..." "... yep, which is Ironic, because none of the things in the song are examples of Irony" "That's stupid."

so you can dish it out, but can't take it then? you don't even know the guy and you're calling him a "right Ho' ?" uncalled for and unjust, meenzer is very picky about the men he sleeps with, they have to have slept with more women than him, be really good at dancing and mustn't drink at all! Heeeeeeeeere's Jonny!

hasn't touched a coyotes ever since the cartoon scarred him for life.

? 90996[/snapback] 91006[/snapback] ... now where's that wanker smiley? ah, here we go 91011[/snapback] I'm sure you're very familiar with the verb. Maybe one day you'll meet a nice girl and you can have some sex 91060[/snapback] doesn't your lass count as a "nice girl" then? oh and "change the record"? ..that's a joke right.... you were being Ironic, obviously... cos otherwise... you're not particularly self aware, my jingle-shitting* friend. *by jingle shitting I don't mean your jingles are shit, I wouldn't cast aspersions about your work... it might be very nice and I'm sure Loan companies all over the world are glad that their wares can be peddled to such a jaunty tune, rather than that, I meant you drop your shorts, squat over the keyboard and drop your poncy little southern turds on the keyboard, wherever the shit doth lie your fingers doth strike...

I want to burn a CD, but I've got a virtual CD Drive so I can play FM06 without faffing about with the disc, the trouble is that iTunes bitches about the virtual drive... I dunno how to fix it.

Peter-Fucking-Crouch... can make me shout at the tv for doing nothing but being tall and breathing at the same time. Robin van-Persie... thinks he is better than Pele, takes himself too seriously, can't even laugh at his own air-shot, cheats, is dirty and I swear he has the look of a rodent-worrier (Bowyer beware) Lee Hendrie.. Goblin Fancier. End of. Fact

is your other board used for...."grooming"??? always had me doubts about you southerners like

... more liberal and laid back... have you read any of the race threads on here??? what is your other board? the "I fucking love Nazi's, me" board??

? 90996[/snapback] 91006[/snapback] ... now where's that wanker smiley? ah, here we go

gonna watch him on Friday... despite HiFi being a touch on the expensive side. c'est la vie

didn't he leave the board because he was getting bullied, but posted his departure to ensure everybody retained massive respect for him?

didn't he win the European cup after being shot nine times?

statistically more likely to lose your life in this thread than on a plane tbh

wasn't it about the price of combi Boilers?

howdy Alok what got you interested in Newcastle United? I'm guessing it wasn't our trophy cabinet

loved being precocious, there is no joy like that of an 8 yr old boy asking if he's spelt "co-conspirator" correctly for his text on Guy Fawkes. mind you there is no frustration like that of an 8 yr old boy being told to "just write friends" and there is no irony like that of a 24 year old bloke who generally needs help spelling the word "friends"

a couple of my mates are teachers and they say that the first year is a total nightmare. they're both lucky enough to work in private schools now, they say the difference between the kids and just general standards is staggering. I certainly couldn't be a teacher. not because I don't want to, it's just that list thingy doesn't permit it

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oh aye. they were utter cnuts like one of them was a supply teacher, so I guess she doesn't really count

astounded Jimbo's was "safe for Work" tbh

same as most I'd wager. Cheeky little bastard at times, occassionally late with homework, occassionally bollocked for "rough housing" and bullyying, and the obligatory mark against my name for being caught smoking. have some pride in making two teachers cry.

I think we can all agree that isn't very likely now is it?

Shearer.. nothing that can be said that hasn't already been said Tino (can't do anything but love this guy) Stuart Pearce. sort of Anti-Tino but loved the guy just as much.

anyone remember Gimme 5? with Nobby the Sheep etc.?

that's better