The Fish

Parent's house in the Sluice has lost a fence and some felt from the flat roof on their extension from the 90mph rooms. The same flat roof that leaks every time there's a bit of a storm. The same flat roof I've been on at them to get properly fixed for over a decade. But do they listen? NOoooOOOOOOOoooOOOOooooOooOooOooooooo

Curse of the Chippendales. I know, but it is actually surprisingly good.

Aye, I can't think why... Tories have been in power for over a decade, I think it's reasonable to conclude that the majority of issues this country is facing is due to their management/mismanagement.

Wait, he's 11 and still believes in Santa? Mate, I think you need to have a word. Crush that childhood naivety. CRUSH IT!

Dunno why this is making waves, can't be many socialist billionaires.

Depends if it's a Star Trek utopia, or a Marvel dystopia.

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Large, immobile, impression of a warrior, who's quality is lost to history or mythology?

This is the TT I know and love.

Brentford was, for me, the first time he's been played in a system that fits him well. Don't think it necessarily fits everyone else well, but if he's going to be even a moderate 'success' here we'll need to play something like that.

Here you go:

Clarko thinks this is binary. Either ASM is flawless, or he's shite. What a chode.

No you're not. Your staff are terrible. You don't actually do anything.

Only with you sweetcheeks.

I don't get it, ASM is widely praised for his attacking talent, and justifiably criticised for his defensive limitations. Is Clarko upset that we're not giving him enough credit for his attacking, and too much criticism for his defending? If that's the case then I've some awful news for him, people's opinions can differ and you're not going to get homogeny.

Sounds super healthy and not at all the reason you are the person most likely to be on tv as the police usher you into the back of a paddy wagon with your hard drive in a little see-through plastic bag.

I thought alphamale red-pilled macho-men like Quiff don't get the blues?

I took a vaccination against your bullshit, so I'm immune.

It'd clear up that speech impediment quick sharp. CT might even let him teach his kids without fear of him spreading the gay.

Alright then. You're a wrong'un. How's that for brief?

Fuck me, so much to unpack there.

Charnaz gone.

Nothing stealthy about that.

Couple of lads were holding another against the wall and I stepped in to make sure he was all right, then dropped into a superhero 3 point landing stance. I was probably emboldened by the fact there's fuck all chance of the kids carrying knives round here. Riding crops, or them sweatbands tennis players wear, but no knives.

Personally, it's hard for me to imagine what a modern derby day would be like. They're a League 1 club and we're now, theoretically, the richest club on the planet. It'd be like saying Spurs and Charlton is a derby. It'd be next season at the absolute earliest, but I don't think that's very likely. Think it's more likely that it'll be 4-5 years. By that time, we could genuinely be plying our trade in the upper reaches of the Premier League, with superstar players and near-limitless ambition. I'd like them to come along and see Haaland stick 5 past them, but, genuinely I can't imagine what it'd be like.