The Fish

Morgan is a threat, but you're right, there's no real striking options if Duran AND Watkins go.

Well, I think that's the PSR problems all sorted.

I think a loan with an option/obligation sounds great. But teams are unlikely to be in a position to loan out an attacker who'd bother our first team at this stage of the season. A young attacker from abroad would be good. The second line escalates extremely quickly. a) I don't think signing a "body" will be the difference between Champions League and not, b) I don't think Isak will jostle for a move to a Champions League club other than the absolute elite clubs if we get European competition c) Real Madrid could maybe afford the £150m+ we'd demand for him? Man City have Haaland. Who else could realistically afford him this summer? No, but I think Eddie will be mollified if in the summer he's given the players he need to compete across several competitions

In an ideal world we wouldn't be after a promising right winger, we'd need a right winger who's already an improvement on Murphy. But they cost more money than we should spend this window given the PSR restraints. Any way I don't think that a promising right winger would be the difference between top 5 and not this season. Isn't it better to keep our powder dry for the summer where we can see who's available, what competitions we're in, etcetera?

I understand the probability of you getting a sock to the jaw is increasing dramatically.

Listen fuckknuckle, we can either spend spend a shit ton on players now and then be forced into selling our best players in June, Orrrrrrrrrrrr don't act like spoiled fucking brats.

*More chance of Chelsea being given a CL spot for winning the Conference league, than Man Utd or Tottenham winning the Europa.

They've also done this helpful little table too. Now, I think it's self explanatory but we'll sharp find out if that's the case.

Should he? He's been a bit hit and miss for Villa this season hasn't he?

Isn't there now no limit on the number of clubs allowed into the CL from a given association? Like if Man City win the CL and Chelsea win the Conference League, their spots go to the league? *More chance of Chelsea being given a CL spot for winning the Conference league, than Man Utd or Tottenham winning the Europa.

Would that it were so simple.

Mitchell was hired July 4th 2024. Summer window closed August 30th 2024. January is always a difficult window to do business, let alone for a club with tight PSR restrictions. I'm not really sure what he could have done by this point?

It was rampant. People walking up to Four Lane Ends to get some scran, and only clock out for 30 minutes when they get back.

I remember working at Benton Park when I was about 19? They had Flexi time where you logged in and out with a little plastic key. It was class because I'd clock myself and a mate in first thing 7:30 ish, then he'd show up at 9 take the keys and I'd fuck off early afternoon and he'd stick around to clock us both out late on. He'd drop the keys off at mine on his way home. We were clocking 2 hours credit a day and the boss was either too dense to notice, or didn't care. I think we were allowed to go 18.5 hours in credit and same debit, so we'd build up that credit then take a Flexi week off.

Nathan Carlyon. No, I have no idea either.

We'll be fine.

I passed first time. Didn't get any faults at all.

It's 100% truth. It may be opinion, conspiracy fantasy, and delusion, but it's 100% truth.

Of the disgusting things MF does with/to/on prostitutes, eating their clam is depressingly far down the dirtiness scale. Far down? High up? I dunno, but he's grim... is my point.

My sister and her husband, lets call him Neil do that. Never forget sitting with them at a Christmas meal and Neil is a bit shy and quiet. So to put him at ease I ask him about LARPing and he tells me that his character is a Wolfman and is the leader of his clan. I ask if that's like a werewolf and he looks aghast "A werewolf?! They can only change in a full moon, I can change whenever I want!" Looked at my Dad for help and he just kind shrugged sadly and refilled our glasses.

Probably any of the people on here who've met me. They'll have also heard me use a whole host of less common words, like meretrix. Dunno why that came to mind.