The Fish

Last One Laughing was one of the shows I've seen advertised all over the shop, but it just didn't look that good. So, when on one Saturday after the wife and kids had gone to bed and before MOTD started, I popped it on out of desperation. Genuinely one of the only tv shows I've laughed aloud to in fucking ages. Bob Mortimer is a national treasure.

Liam Delap

I don't want DCL on whatever wages he'd command, for how ever few games he'd be available. I want Delap for £30m. Delap for £30m, Hujsen for £50m, Cunha for £63m, not a bad window that. Oh and I think we're missing the point here. It's evidently not worthwhile reporting, we should just tag @Rayvin instead.

I just meant replacing Bruno or Tonali might actually be easier, more players like them around, imo.

Really? Tonali and Bruno might be ahead of him in the pecking order, but I think Joelinton is the hardest profile to replace. Big, powerful, tenacious, defensive instincts, decent technically and all that good stuff. But with the added bonus of his personality, friendships and loyalty to Newcastle.

The urge to report this post is fucking crushing.

Yeah, he's young enough to play second fiddle or make appearances from the bench, without stalling his career. He's talented enough to be the lead striker for all but a couple of teams. £30m is chump change for a young English centre forward who's had a good start to his Premier League career. Hell, I'd buy him and if he's insisting on starts loan him out to Wolves or whomever.

They'll not have given up on getting through. The hope is that they score early, get some belief and go hell for leather trying to claw back the 2 goals.

Won't be too long.

Yeah £100m is just a "fuck off he's ours" kind of pricetag, surely? When Liam Delap is available £30m?

I pronounce it like Ritchie did.

Haven't most of the signings we've made kind of come out of the blue. Or at least not been a protracted dance in the media? I mean, Guehi stories were mostly being leaked by Palace, weren't they?

Phonetically, that is a joy.

We should end them. Kill them all.

What I don't understand is this; Here's a great opportunity for the established elite to absolutely fucking hobble one of the upstarts, and an opportunity for the chasing pack to open up a spot in the CL spots, and an opportunity for the rest to kick a 'big club' in the nuts. Instead, they see Chelsea taking the absolute piss and just let them get on with it. pussy-oles

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Not been on there in fucking ages. Well, not to post anyway.

Fixed it.

It's a syrup.