The Fish

Fair dos, I remember those days. Do you go straight to sleep after your shift, or a stay up for a bit? Lads I worked with would stay up for a few hours, watching a few episodes of something or whatever. I was already half asleep by the time my key found the lock.

Are you all right? You seem awfully tetchy.

Or....?

Never said you did.

Even getting dug out for a typo now? I honestly think anyone else could hold a similar opinion and it wouldn't get the reaction it does when it's mine Whatever gets them through a Monday morning though.

He's not even in the French squad man. Fucking Thauvin is, but your tip for "legend" status is notable by his absence. Also, he's shite.

"stupid words" Bless you. I was, and I still think he gets more criticism than he deserves, but what I actually said was that I'd rather "trust Benitez with £80m than McClaren and Carr with a fiver". So you've missed a few salient* bits out there, haven't you? Alos, what are you up to, stalking me like a weird stalking stalker? *Sorry by "salient" I should use "important", shouldn't I?

Sure thing Parky, you'd know. Did you also say we'd finish above Arsenal when Allardyce was in charge?

I don't think he'll be content building a side that loses every week. But I don't think Gylfi Sigurdsson would choose newly promoted Newcastle United over established top half Stoke. I mean, obvious such an out-there opinion is hugely controversial, so I can understand your opprobrium.

Not mentioned her in ages you big mop haired bell end.

My point? My point is pretty obvious, Sigurdsson is more likely to sign for Stoke who've an outside chance of playing in Europe ahead of us when we've got an outside chance of the top half. All things being equal he'd definitely prefer to play for us than Stoke, but things aren't equal and you need to manage your expectations. No, I'm not overcompensating you big silly.

Where are Stoke in the Premier League? Where are we? Where are Stoke likely to finish next year, where are we?

Blyme

He's dead good on FM16 by the way.

At best he'll be the answer to a pub quiz question in 5yrs time.

What a terrible shame.

Aye, always seemed like a nice bloke. Such a shame he's a sexpest

Narrgerroff, Gimme some Gerroff

https://twitter.com/D_Mellooo/status/845193281176690689 That'll be Julio Arca then.

Got an amazing 5 star review for the podcast;

Think we've got a better chance of getting Joe Hart.

That's the thing isn't it. Everton are currently much better than us, they've an all right chance of European football, he'd be playing alongside much better players, it's his "home" club, they'll be more willing to pay wages he's willing to accept etc. etc.

Rooney won't want to come is another reason.