The Fish

Credit to @@gpirlo68 for trying to drag the conversation back from Dragon-Chat.

Everybody who's sufficiently bothered about that tv program to have it spoiled by that gif will have watched it already. I'm teflon baby.

2002? Jesus, I've completely wasted my life.

Can we swallow his wages for a year? If so we could play hardball, if nobody comes in with a >£20m bid, play him/don't play him, see what the landscape looks like in January and if it's likely nothing will happen remind him that his best chance of playing for a CL club is to graft his bollocks off in the final half of the season?

Not when we signed Dwight Gayle for £10m. £15m for Sissoko is a bargain.

Can't find a youtube of it but this is a phenomenal own goal. https://gfycat.com/CalmGrandioseBergerpicard http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/serbian-defender-just-scored-greatest-8418007

All about the mezcal these days apparently (a Barbacoa is weird, but quite nice if you like a smoky cocktail with a bit of dried out meat in it...).

I'm happy enough with this... Only lost once, to Brighton (obviously) Went 43 games unbeaten. Scored 104 Conceded 26 Clean sheets 25 Armstrong got 23 Mitrovic got 16 as did Wijnaldum Haidara and Luchkevych (young RB) got 14 assists a piece Luchkevych also got highest av rating; 8.3 Sissoko just behind him on 8.2 Keep players like Mbemba, Perez, Sissoko and Wijnaldum and you'll piss that league.

I don't often post in this thread, but when I do I make sure it's impertinent.

Will that still be the case if Nissan (and their ilk) move production to an EU Country?

Oh yeah, me too. I'm too mature for it, I totally just do it ironically.

I suppose I can record it and watch it when I get in? Although Goals on Sunday will still show our highlights, won't they.

Ah, that makes more sense. and the highlights are on Channel 5, right?

Nope.

Am I being special; how are there 3pm fixtures there? Is it simply that those are the fixtures selected, but it isn't confirmed what time they'll be played? Kodi should still work, shouldn't it?

You saying mines arsey ?

Oh, we know we've got a Bobby Dazzler. We've been starved of all but the basics of football for so long, but we know a good manager when we see one. More importantly we know a good man. We never took to Pardew, or Kinnear or Wise etc. but Chris Hughton was taken to our hearts because he worked under ridiculous pressure and did so with grace and dignity, yet when that same pressure fell on Pardew's shoulders he blamed the media, the fans, the players and of course, his old nemesis, Science. I think it's fair to say that Benitez is the best manager (ability wise) that we've had since Robson. That that ability comes with a track record of engaging with the community, "understanding" football clubs and dignity, well... that's all the better. Appreciate the well wishes but make no mistake, we know we're very lucky to have Rafa at the helm as he's amongst the few that can steer a once proud club back on course.

I mean, I know we're half seriously saying teams should stump up north of £25m for a player who's only ever turned it on for the attention of the cameras and the big clubs, but Stones has done nowt thus far to say he's anything but another Jack Rodwell (different position, granted). £53,000,000... you could 100% buy a better centre back for that and given that a club with their resources can buy the finished product and needn't gamble on potential, what's the benefit in the risk? Wouldn't you let him move to Spurs for £20-£25m, then, if he turns out to be class, go in with an eye-watering bid afterwards?

John Stones to City for c£53m?

Never listen to talkSport, but that's a ballsy and principled move in a world without much of that going on. Fair play to him and hope he gets another job soon enough.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/club-statement-on-big-sam.1251105/page-14#post-23344230

Glad that the obvious trolling is the bit you're all focussing on.

You reckon he does it on pub night? Rushing through bumbled costume changes like an angry racist farce?

Finally finished putting the answers together. Thanks to everyone who took the time to give answers on Marching on Together and Waccoe Got a much friendlier welcome than I was expecting to be honest, I mean sure there were a few calling me a cunt, but.. what's new? They, on the whole, seemed quite realistic about their current status and near future under Cellino, but there was a definite split between the two forums. Waccoe much more negative about the owner, Marching on Together seemed to take a longer-term view. There's a wee treat for those who enjoy being wound up at the bottom too. and from a Waccoe poster going by Sabellaman Enjoy

Oooh, look at the muck in 'ere.