The Fish

There's a few fake meltdowns that have drawn the real meltdowns out, like warm salty water does splinters. I reckon there'll be more blame aimed at the FA if they start poorly; disrupted preseason, head's gone, players not brought in in time.

Got to work as early as possible to avoid the Northern Line at it's worst and to knock off early and enjoy the sun*. *Sunshine Sheilas

Enjoy it man, it's lush weather.

Well, sure, there's that, but it's also got one of the finest* death scenes ever. It's a good film though. *over-acted.

Unlike you to change your position.

You've never watched Platoon?! That's more shocking than Ewerk's cinematographically impoverished childhood!

Dave's gonna Dave.

Gamez can play either side.

Their mouths were probably flooding with saliva as they do when you're about to throw up.

She's a career politician.

Love what? RTG? Nope, it's just busy, that's all. There's a few decent posters on there, but they often get drowned out by the others who're invariably called 5 in a row FTM, smellymags or the like. I do enjoy it when someone with a moniker similar to those calls me obsessed. I can post the most innocuous sentence and there'll be a hoary host screaming into their keyboards "FUCK OFF MAG!! FTM" as if that will, in any way, make me less likely to post.

Hangovers in your mid 30s aren't sunshine and gudrops either to be fair. Was out for a friends 30th, her family is Irish and fuck me can they keep a party going. 3am and an 80yr old is still dancing about with the girls in their late 20s/early 30s. (I was leaning against the wall, pretending to drink Jamesons with the Uncles on the terrace )

Genuinely moving that, to be fair.

Christ alive. Where've they pulled that nonsense from?

The latter bit makes sense to me, but I don't understand the first bit. I couldn't give a toss what gender the Ghostbusters are, as long as it's funny. Which, unfortunately it sounds like it isn't. Bear in mind Ghostbusters will be getting panned by 40yr old virgins before they see it, terrified that it's going to ruin their childhood... somehow. (and to be fair it's not been well received by critics I respect too). (not saying DK is one of the virgin btw)

Really?

Happy Birthday for then mate

A bit about Jamaal Lascelles in Nowhere Men by Michael Calvin

RIP Lads Credit to the social media arm of NUFC, obviously got a few of the team who've twitter accounts to put something up in respect. Nice touch.

The Chronicle could afford gold plated toilets if they just printed an article quoting some of the myths from RTG every week. If it's clickbait for mackems and the mackems are daft enough to keep clicking it, doesn't the fault lie with them?