The Fish

Didn't Mourinho have a replica medal made up for Schwarzer to recognise "his performance in training"?

Well that was a terrific read.

I CONCUR!

Would you have him back?

Charlton fans did it in protest of their ownership and I'm not sure their was any repercussions. To be honest, if on the 74th minute all of the Villa fans in Villa Park each throw a beach ball onto the pitch, we can just wait for the steward to pick them both up.

that's a bullshit link man. He's coming home to play under Rafa and WUH GONNA WIN THA LEEEEG

Oh aye, mind is elsewhere, sozzages.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/30514-game-of-thrones-spoiler-alert/?p=1193764 Most important characters are; Mopey Snow - Ned Stark's "bastard". Up at the Zombie Barrier. Just been striped up and brought back. Dragon Tits - Rightful heir to the Knifey Chair. Way off in the east learning how to become a queen. Just escaped on the back of a dragon and is now back in the hands of the Horsey Dudes. Tyrion BANTister - Son of the bloke whose family is way too fucked up. Way off in the east teaching Dragon Tits how to become a queen. Just became BFF with the Dragon Tits locked up dragons. Mopey Snow is connected to; Arya Stark - the lass who's becoming Daredevil Sansa Stark - the lass who's becoming Francis Underwood Bran Stark - the lad who's becoming Derren Brown. Dragon Tits is connected to; Basically a bunch of seedy blokes who want to get a hold of her Dragon Tits. And Tyrion who probably would if he could. Tyrion is connected to; Varys, the sneaky bloke with no balls Cersei Lannister - shagged her brother and a bunch of other people to try and get her way, recently walked through the streets all nekkid and shit. Jamie Lannister - shagged his sister, was once dead hard, now not so much. Every family that we've spent any time with and who are in the North that isn't the Starks? Arseholes. Everybody that isn't Dragon Tits or her coterie and is in the East? Arseholes Everybody in the South that isn't Bronn or Jamie Lannister? Arseholes Everybody in Pentos with the blind girl, including the blind girl? Arseholes. Davos Seahouses - sensible bloke with Mopey Snow Melisandre - Nivea's poster woman with Mopey Snow Missandei - that lass off Hollyoaks with Dragon Tits Grey Worm - the bloke that would love to bonk that lass of Hollyoaks, but he's got no junk. Hope that helps.

It's honestly not difficult to follow. You can get through the books pretty quickly if you need further help though. Comely, I think. I think the R+L=J is pretty much canon now.

Wanna bet?

Can someone pop round to CT's and make sure he's ok?

Bloody Hell mate, I hope you haven't got any wolves nearby. Couple of huffs and puffs and you're fucked.

Christ

Reckon you're right about Bran, and we'll likely see the Lyanna scene next episode, Bran will push to the Wall, but Jon will already have left by the time he arrives. Arya will return when she's completed her training, she'll get a mission to off someone in Kings Landing, maybe even Dragon Tits, then she'll come face to face with a sibling. No doubt Rickon will return as a massive warrior and lay waste to everyone in his path.

Aye, we saw the White Walkers in the 1st episode, they weren't properly revealed to a PoV character until the Fist of the First Men, (I think?). The drama came in the audience knowing something the characters do not. I've no idea how they're going to bring Bran back into the world mind. It's not like the Watch are in any hurry to go North of the Wall, he doesn't look likely to leave that creepy tree any time soon either.

Even if they do reveal it, it's only revealed to Bran, Jon (and the rest of the world) won't have a clue.

Is the dog in the hallway, pacing back and forth, not knowing where it's loyalty lies? Poor little bugger. Cheap trick but always have some aniseed on you, dogs love that shit.

Yeah and the other theory is that Tyrion is the child of rape. So they might all be related.

Is your Sky Planner just filled with Sky Living shows?

I think this was key, we weren't just a new contender outside the usual big clubs, we were playing the best football in the land. We had characterful players all over the pitch. A massive Caribbean 'keeper, a cultured striker pretending to be a classy centre back, the most expensive defender in the country, a classy central midfielder, one of the most talented Englishman to ever lace up some boots, a French winger with mercurial talent, a lightning quick winger on the other flank, a big bruising classic centre forward, and Faustino fucking Asprilla! Oh and Keegan telling them to attack all game. Great football, great players, great manager, great vibe about the place. Leicester deserve huge plaudits for achieving what we could not, but their football hasn't been great. Liverpool's title push came with better football, so did ours way back when.

WAH GONNA WIN THA LEEEEEG

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/33061483

Mind you Rafa's record v Aston Villa? Played: 14 Won: 9 Drawn: 4 Lost: 1