The Fish

Competition is grand, but the things you're using as a positive are as a result of your continued custom rather than a bespoke service, no? If you regularly got an Uber for a number of years, I'd expect you to become known to the pool of drivers that operate in your area?

Too much shit in the league mate. Also, we're apparently spending money in January and in the summer too. Bournemouth can't, Norwich can't and Villa & sunderland are in a much worse position than us both in terms of points return and squad.

Isn't arriving at the right address the bare minimum? Dunno about the fares, but the way Uber is set up they'd have to be priced competitively? Also, Uber send out codes every now and then, so you could get a free journey simply because they're trying to keep your business. Guessing the local firms can't do that?

I'm not expecting any points from the next 3 games to be honest. We'll still stay up though.

Why aren't Millwall top of the league? Their players are renowned for giving a shit and not being cowards...

We'll spend a fair few weeks in the bottom three this season, but as long as it's not the one that matters it's groovy like a drive-in movie

Plenty of people don't like what the Conservative government has done, without feeling the need to vote Labour. Get the right demagogue, spouting the right venom, about the right topic, at the right time, at the right young men and that's all she wrote. Surely that's why there's only a handful of these shitbubbles, instead of a billion.

Just bollocking players isn't enough. Otherwise John Carver would have had us in the Champions League. How often are you motivated by someone shouting at you? Especially when you're only passing through?

de Jong?

Isn't about time you changed your username and once again pretend not to be thompers?

Can't be arsed going through the thread, are they saying "it's the Jews", or are they saying it was the creation of Israel, and the subsequent illegal expansion by some Jewish settlers?

saves money though; free travel on buses!

flick his fag-ash at them and shrug, but yeah, that's my take on it.

Oof

Don't get me wrong, there've definitely been some duds in there. We clearly followed Thauvin for some time and while our interest in other targets had cooled we stuck at Wor Flo. I think Carr's advice would have reaped further rewards if Santon/Mbiwa/Ben Arfa/Cabella/Sissoko weren't played in a Pardew side. Hell Gouffran was shifted from reserve/rotation forward into a jobbing winger, then a defensive midfielder ffs, no wonder everybody think he's dog shit. As Andrew has said, with a little ambition we could have signed 2 of Lacazette, Aubemyang, Gomis or Ayew. Plus whomever else we've looked at that hasn't caught the headlines because the position doesn't normally score goals. Alderweireld? How's that lad doing? Carr's like this message board and Charnley/Ashely are CT. We can keep putting forward brilliant recipes, but you know damn well it'll be a duck pizza with a cherry tomato on top for dinner.

Nope http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-players-told-were-nowhere-10483115

Different tone to Daredevil, might be worth a punt. Plus it's focuses on female points of view, so it'd be right down your street.

I'm just hoping it's not a busman's holiday.

Tennant chews the scenery a bit (but that's all right given his character), the fight scenes aren't as good as Daredevil, and some of the "humour" doesn't land, but other than that I'm loving it.

It gets darker and more twisted.

Mike will receive Fanks from Pards

Not loving this.

Just a reminder that this happened:

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-play-french-national-10470158 Not sure how I feel about this, agree with some of the tweets this got in reply. It does feel a bit like grief tourism...

Not taking fashion advice from a man who's clearly just given up.