The Fish

Comes from the top doesn't it. I can't think of a team in the league with an unambitious owner that isn't a fucking horror show.

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They shouldn't, but they have. I don't think bollocking them and dropping them will necessarily work, one or the other and since he's already bollocked them, might as well stick with that.

I'd give them the chance to respond to McClaren's bollocking against Crystal Palace, but if nothing changes give the others a shot in the fixtures to follow.

And we all ignored your fucking nonsense then as well. Take a hint you fucking dullard.

The world's gone mad. http://www.standard.co.uk/news/transport/it-doesnt-make-sense-commuters-bemused-as-tube-rulebook-torn-up-with-new-escalator-policy-at-holborn-a3123281.html

Honestly man, I'd not be surprised if she has the Small Claims Court on speed dial. Every other month she's complaining about a neighbour, or a local bar, or whomever. I think she's just bored.

Isn't "Passing out" a military graduation ceremony?

I mean, I'm not a Doctor but...

Christ, imagine if he'd brought his Chaplain mate!

Yeah they took loads of photos of the slab and she was with my extremely litigious Aunt

I'd love to get revenge, but he's turning 70 soon, I'm worried I'd hurry him into the arms of the Grim Reaper.

Maybe he's just getting "old person" light?

Just got a call off my Dad "Can you talk?" "um, yeah, briefly, why what's up?" "Are you sitting down?" "... err yeah, what's going on?" Now I'm thinking something awful has happened. "Your Mam's in the RVI..." I'm immediately expecting the worst, starting to work out what time I can get up there, do I need to go grab some clothes from home first etc. "She's ok, she fell on a loose paving slab in York and has broken her jaw and maybe her wrist. Don't worry, she's laughing and joking and blaming herself for ruining everyone's day." Don't worry? Maybe I wouldn't be worrying if you didn't start the fucking call in such an ominous way, you big fucking drama llama! "Are you sitting down?"?! Who fucking says that?! Why not let your breezy opening gambit be "Don't worry, everything's fine, but your mam's fallen and broken her jaw. She's fine, but I just thought you'd like to know". Rather than the 1st act of some Euripidean play. Tempted to attach 2 cards to the flowers I'm sending; one for her wishing her a speedy and easy recovery, one for him with just a big greasy turd stain in it. As an aside, they're looking into suing the council. Anyone got experience of this kind of litigation, is it worth the hassle?

I didn't want to do any work today anyway.

Still don't think de Jong is a central midfielder. He's a more static number 10. So he's more Nolan than Cabaye.

Leaving the fullbacks awfully exposed there, especially against the likes of Bolasie and Zaha.

Not saying he did do anything necessarily good, just that if he's point zero, we've been on a downward trajectory since then.

The area that Ashley has made the biggest and the most mistakes is definitely the backroom staff. Ever since Chris Mort left we've has catastrophe after catastrophe. Just imagine Ashley had employed someone like de Boer, or Tuchel, or Pochettino or Rodgers from the get-go. Oh and had opted for a qualified human being as director instead of the charmless ball of belly button fluff we have now.

There's a chinese mouse joke in there somewhere.

As if willingness is a consideration.

You're feisty today. Did the office finally get round to blocking pornhub?

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