The Fish

Aye, but you're basically a singularity in running shorts these days. You could tackle this and still end up falling between the cracks in the pavement.

Touch wood* *Quiff won't be much help here.

Definitely had me thinking about a food-tour of the states, but then I remember tv shows like "Man Vs Food" or "Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives" and realise that the majority of the food over there is utter shit.

You'll all be doing it soon enough. Especially you, once the flock start trotting off in a new direction you'll sharp fall in line.

Jon FAvreau is in a better one of those, inventively called "Chef". Decent Sunday hangover viewing.

Devil's advocacy is hard.

Adam Armstrong on loan at Coventry has scored 12 goals in 14 appearances. He accounts for just over a third of their team goals (29) He’s the reason they’ve a positive GD (+12) I estimate his goals account for ½ their points. His loan deal ends 16th January. Now I’m not a bad man, but if I were Ashley, I’d basically slap a big ol’ fee on extending the loan, but open it up to the other League 1 & Championship sides. I’m sure that Gillingham would love to sabotage a rival & boost their promotion tilt. Similarly, I’m sure Nottingham Forest, MK Dons, Leeds would love to add a goal scorer to their toothless attack. I’m guessing Brighton and Birmingham would also like to improve their attacking options. Worst comes to worst, no one fancies him at a cost and we wait for a desperate team to come in for him after the window shuts.

"superstar" He's scoring in League 1, let's not rip our cocks off yet, ok?

Surely it's dead easy, just get a bombastic voice to belt out a bombastic tune, set it to trippy nude women floating past the screen.

You been buying things from Quiff?

The fuck did I do? Except set trends that you mooks are only just catching up with?

Re-read it mate.

You shouldn't start a sentence with "And"

and we've recouped, what, £0m for HBA + c£5m for Cabella? Fanks Mike.

That's the young fans though, have to cater to them if you want to keep them engaged, surely? The weekly open letter shit needs to stop though. I did like the pre-season where they gave Haidara a go-pro mind.

Well I would laugh if Matt Messias sparked him out, so the similarities are endless.

Always fancied flying into/out of the States on July 4th for a similar view. I had booked a late table at restaurant with a roof garden for Saturday night, hoping a couple of displays will be visible from there. But I've got a wedding I have to go to instead.

... I'm off to have a look at retirement homes

To be fair to them, they've dramatically improved their social media interactions.

Sure thing big guy.

If you trip over, do you rattle?