David Kelly

Apparently the scum have had a second bid for Baines knocked back. They got him and we ended up with FQ I'd be well pissed off.

I'd take Rob McDonald over him tbf.

Kate Bush is a genius tbf. Hounds of Love is an amazing album and Ariel was very good too.

Took Mrs and Miss hips to see Shrek 3. What a load of absolute shite. I slept through most of it, it was that bad. 1/10 on the hips scale. The trailers look dreadful. Bad sign. I was quite surprised how much I enjoyed it tbh. Thought it was as good as the second one although that wasn't a patch on the first one.

Lundekvam was a good player for Southampton and David May? You don't play that many times for Manure in a champions league team and be one of the worst players in the premiership. And no Fumaca? Surely he rates right up there with Ali Dia as the two complete non footballers to play. Faye should definitely be in there ahead of a lot of those players too.

Fine for backup but I'd have been disapointed if Roeder had signed him as first choice let alone SA.

Journal's linking us to Quedrue. No fucking thanks.

There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was If there was she would be doing more than that tbh.

Not a what?

There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work

Apart from the pie at lunch. All the best.

Better than most of your music choices tbh!

As in would give her one or just like her on the telly? Jamie Oliver As in give her one. She's not exactly my dream woman or owt but she'd get it. You should feel guilty about that tbh. Although I do reckon she'd be well dorty.

As in would give her one or just like her on the telly? Jamie Oliver As in would give him one or just like him on the telly? I knew someone would do that Both really!

As in would give her one or just like her on the telly? Jamie Oliver

I quite like Barry Manelow, Mannequin and Carling and Fosters.

Touched a nerve, keep em coming Too fucking right. I'm only 30

Cheeky dwarf fuck!

Bridge would be an excellent signing for us and I would be delighted if this came off. He's the type of fullback who is good at the back but can also support and get beyond the winger and deliver for the forwards. Just what we are desperate for!

I've got that V+'d to watch, might as well delete it Surely if I think it's crap then everyone else will think the opposite? Depends which version you're talking about. The original is canny but I hear the remake is gash. Paris Texas. Truely brilliant. Harry Dean Stanton and Dean Stockwell are both superb but it's worth watching for the beautifull cinematography alone. Reminded me of Thelma & Louise.

Happy birthday bud.

Yes unfortunately. Although the stalker who made it probably isn't!

I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offsides, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

King Of Comedy. Excellent, in terms of style it reminded me quite a bit of Dog Day Afternoon. Hot Fuzz. Good.

Less impressed with paying 2 million for him tbh. Unless we're going to get a deal with Bridge too.