David Kelly

You do, so do I infact but the bastards won't bring out a special edition DVD.

Come on catch up you clown. It's one of the two most famous speaches ever made up by an actor.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die

Yeah, his real name is David Patrick Kelly (do you see what I've done there ) I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!

Jesus H. bald-headed Christ

tbf "Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " "Do these blow up into funny shapes?" "Not unless you think round is funny." 173604[/snapback] Get in number one! Ain't that a sad sight, Daddy, the man walks in the prison a white man, walks out talkin' like a fuckin' nigger. You know what, I think it's all that black semen been pumped up your ass so far, now it's backed into your fuckin brain, and it's coming out your mouth!

You... you bungled it. You and your stupid attempt to buy it. Kemedov found out how valuable it was, no wonder we had such an easy time stealing it. You... you imbecile. You stupid fat-head you Happy you should be hearing this one any day now if you keep watching those Bogart flicks.

If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away

I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?

Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny. Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny? Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy. [laughs] Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What? Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything. Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it? Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong. Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how? Henry Hill: Jus... Tommy DeVito: What? Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny. Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what? Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny! Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy! Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

Yeah but without the delivery it doesn't come accross as good so I left it out.

Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight. Hockney: Is it Friday already? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fenster: I don't know anything about no fuckin? truck. Cop: Oh, yeah? Well, your friend McManus told us a different story altogether. Fenster: Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cop: I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking. Hockney: Really? I live in Queens, did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cop: What are you saying? Fenster: I said he'll flip you. Cop: He'll what? Fenster: Flip you. Flip ya for real. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [in interrogation room] cop: You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint? Hockney: Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack? Are you going to charge me dickhead?

You want to know who you are? Huh? Huh? You don't, I do, everyone does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you

Tom Reagan: All in all not a bad guy - if looks, brains and personality don't count. Verna: You better hope they don't.

It's showing on sky at the moment isn't it? I'll have to give it a watch.

Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man! Bill Munny: He should have armed himself if he was goin' to decorate his saloon with my friend.

You stupid fucking cunt. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead

I was trying to think of some from the Big Lebowski because when I'm watching it I agree they're all so quotable. But I couldn't think of a single one off the top of my head. Mike Myers in So I Married An Axe Murderer (easily his best film) What the Fuck!

Songs Ohia: Magnolia Electric Co.

Hang on a minute, no one ever said I had a fetish as such. I just find tasty birds who are up the duff to be attractive (or aesthetically pleasing ). In reality the only one I've actually humped is wor lass.

NO, it's because she has the fruit of someone elses loins grubbing about in her belly. and because it's Minging to fuck a pregnant woman. I normally call people perverts for a laugh when they say they like to tie up their lass or something, but you lot... bliddy sexual deviants, the lot of you. 172854[/snapback] Yeah well if you're going to think about that aspect of it, of course it's going to sound nasty.

Fucking minging! 172845[/snapback] Only because her bumps too small and she's a bit of a minger anyway!

Need to be more full on preggas tbh. They just look slightly fat. Although the first one is quite a looker!