David Kelly

This is getting more and more stupid every day. There is less than two weeks before our first league games and he is still looking and these players trying to make a decision. What does he fucking want.

If we sign Graveson for a similar amount on the back of this it will be fantastic business. Poor fucking Charlton fans they must be demented if they are in favour of this deal!

He only ever wanks over English players. Martins is just a good striker with a lot of pace according to him. 172925[/snapback] But he's obviously Anal's top target!

Sicker than the preggas thread tbh.

dual edged sword. niki in annoying but fuck me it's entertaining nikki out not annoying, but dull as fuck 172914[/snapback] From what I've seen post and pre it's both dull as fuck and with her it's annoying too.

I'm currently being forced by wor lass to watch this shit and I have to say that I'm devistated by the prospect of having that Nicky bint back in. She is without doubt the most annoying thing I have ever had the misfortune to witness on television.

Hang on a minute, no one ever said I had a fetish as such. I just find tasty birds who are up the duff to be attractive (or aesthetically pleasing ). In reality the only one I've actually humped is wor lass.

NO, it's because she has the fruit of someone elses loins grubbing about in her belly. and because it's Minging to fuck a pregnant woman. I normally call people perverts for a laugh when they say they like to tie up their lass or something, but you lot... bliddy sexual deviants, the lot of you. 172854[/snapback] Yeah well if you're going to think about that aspect of it, of course it's going to sound nasty.

Fucking minging! 172845[/snapback] Only because her bumps too small and she's a bit of a minger anyway!

Aldi were selling car stereos with a usb interface for mp3 players a few weeks ago and I'm sure they were less than £50. I've got a Belkin FM transmitter and it works fine (except you need to set all your songs on the ipod to about 3/4 volume or you need to have the volume of the stereo really loud). I've never had any problem with reception and so far I've been as far as Leeds with it. I'm sure a direct connection to the stereo would work better but for the fifteen or so quid I paid it's been excellent.

Need to be more full on preggas tbh. They just look slightly fat. Although the first one is quite a looker!

Christ I haven't watched that in ages. I keep seeing it dirt cheap on DVD but for some reason never pick it up.

It's not off Be Cool is it? Sounds like some of the nonsence Travolta spouts.

Barely played for the u21's I'm sure.

How O'Brien can get in without ever starting a game is beyond me. Almost like taking a kid who's never played in the premiership to the world cup!

Judging by your post count on here the amount of work you actually do has to come into question

Yeah as far as I'm aware although they're all out and about a lot.

Do you still work for PWC Gem? I know a few lads there.

Up Pompei or Carry On Cleo? Welease Woger! 172639[/snapback] Goose: Yeeha, Jester's dead! Wolfman: Won this bullshit? Goose: Didn't everybody? Hollywood: Hell no, man. We got our butts kicked. Wolfman: Thirty seconds. We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, "Where'd he go?" Hollywood says, "Where'd who go?" Hollywood: Yeah, and he's laughing at us, right on the radio, he's laughing at us. Slider: That was me laughing, dickhead. Merlin: What are you doing? You're slowing down, you're slowing down! Maverick: I'm bringing him in closer, Merlin. Merlin: You're gonna do WHAT? The Emperor: You weak, pathetic fools, I've come for your souls! Lord Rayden: heh heh heh, I don't think so. [to a german soldier during WWII] Connor MacLeod: Whatever you say, Jack. You are the master race. News Reporter: The garage is watered from the sprinklers. It also left a man's decapitated body lying on the floor next to his own severed head. The head, which of this time, has no name. Kurgan: I know his name. [inserts cassette tape into car stereo] 172702[/snapback] I don't care what you say, you can't whack Highlander.

Because he's a different sort of player

I go in huff when I don't get my own way which is exceptionally childish I know. I also enjoy porno films involving pregnant women

You dirty animal! 172652[/snapback] Should I include this in the character flaws thread?

The late great Kenneth Williams if I'm not mistaken.

How much is Anal wanking over SWP and Martins?

Going back to the original question is it not because the thought of humping a pregnant lass is just the little bit more dorty? I once saw a porno called Pregant Fucker where this preggas lass was getting humped all over the place and had milk squirting out of tits