David Kelly

Christ I haven't watched that in ages. I keep seeing it dirt cheap on DVD but for some reason never pick it up.

It's not off Be Cool is it? Sounds like some of the nonsence Travolta spouts.

Judging by your post count on here the amount of work you actually do has to come into question

Yeah as far as I'm aware although they're all out and about a lot.

Do you still work for PWC Gem? I know a few lads there.

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You dirty animal! 172652[/snapback] Should I include this in the character flaws thread?

The late great Kenneth Williams if I'm not mistaken.

Going back to the original question is it not because the thought of humping a pregnant lass is just the little bit more dorty? I once saw a porno called Pregant Fucker where this preggas lass was getting humped all over the place and had milk squirting out of tits

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Chinatown? 172574[/snapback] Bingo! 172577[/snapback] Classic film. If you like that you should definately like The Maltese Falcon and The Big Sleep.

Chinatown?

The thought of Vinne Jones delivering some thing that anyone would consider a great line in films scares the shit out of me. 172486[/snapback] That scares you......pussy Seriously though its the lines i like, i didn`t think this is a Great actors of all time thread? 172528[/snapback] Fair doos but surely the delivery makes the line too and Vinnie's delivery isn't exacly of the highest standard. It is a decent bit of dialogue though.

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I disagree. I just think it's more of the same.

I never finished watching Sexy Beast but I did enjoy what I saw of it. Kingsley was immense. Lock Stock is unconvincing but I also find it very stylish and humerous and I enjoy the way it all comes together in the end. Snatch is actually better but it feels a bit like it's just going over the same ground as Lock Stock but with more money.

"Hang on lads, I've got an idea" And Caine's line to Alf Robert's in Get Carter that I can't remember word for word.

Lock Stock and Snatch are both good films in their own right but what they have led to in British cinema is the problem.

The thought of Vinne Jones delivering some thing that anyone would consider a great line in films scares the shit out of me.

You could fill a whole thread with just quotes from Withnail & I but these are my favs. "Get in the back of the van!" (the delivey is the essential part of this mind you) "I fuck arses. Who fucks arses? Maybe he fucks arses." "£5. You can shove them up your arse for free and fuck off while you're doing it!"

Most of the films I watch are ones that I've bought on DVD.

Aye, it's much better.