David Kelly

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You all take a good look at this lump of shit. Remember what it looks like. You fuck up in a firefight... and I goddamn guarantee you a trip out of the bush - in a body bag! Out here, assholes, you keep your shit wired tight at all times! And that goes for you, shit-for-brains. You don't sleep on no fuckin' ambush! And the next sum'bitch I catch coppin Z's in the bush, I'm personally gonna take an interest in seein' him suffer. I shit you not. Doc, tag him and bag him!

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The fact that he's still making mistakes at his age doesn't worry me at all. Adams was being called donkey until he was a lot older than Taylor. The lad has potential which is clear for all to see and depending on how he develops he could be a very good player. He's not a ten million pound player at this stage but potentially he is and I would hope that we're not in the position where we have to release our most promising home grown (and yes he is home grown, living for three months in London while his parents were working there doesn't change that) talent.

I think me and Gemmil have mentioned this once or twice too!

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They can have our entire defence for that. Who on earth has said that? 174588[/snapback] I wasn't saying they will or should bid that or even that I thought he was worth that. I was saying with the fat mans Geordie Nation fixation it would probably take something like that for him to go for it.

You do, so do I infact but the bastards won't bring out a special edition DVD.

Come on catch up you clown. It's one of the two most famous speaches ever made up by an actor.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die

I'm sure someone over on NO was saying that he's actually a smoggies fan like (christ knows why).

This must mean the end for Luque if we can find a buyer. Roeder clearly doesn't fancy him which means we will have to buy two strikers before the deadline.

Living a place for the first three months of your life doesn't make you a local though tbh.

Which is why I can't see it happening. For the fat man to consider selling I think you'd have to be talking nearer £20m rightly or wrongly.

Didn't Roeder say that we have already knocked back three bids for him this summer? I can't see us letting him go for that sort of money tbh.

Tbf though towards the end of last season it did look like he had them working well as a unit. Hopefully it was just a bit of a rusty ring (have I got that phrase right?) and we will be able to put it right going forward.

I'd be happy with that although I think we should be looking to get another striker as cover too. I'm not convinced about right back or the centre of our defence either but you can't expect to sort out our whole team in one go!

Already a Welsh international tbh.

Southampton have 17 year old (I think) midfielder who has two in two this season (35 yard screamer last night apparently). And there is also a young kid at Derby (Giles something) who we have apparently looked at last season.

I'd be fairly happy if that came off.

Martins must be on his way out now and this might actually bring his price down because everyone will know Inter will want to sell!

Yeah, his real name is David Patrick Kelly (do you see what I've done there ) I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

My mam, dad and sister are all on flight to Florida this morning but I haven't got a clue what time!

Unless Chelski can sort out some agreement with Arsenal I can't see the Bridge thing going anywhere.