David Kelly

That's one that wor lass uses. My sister used the word fairy when she was a bairn. I still can't eat a fairy cake to this day!

I don't really understand it either. It's just a word. There are all sorts of names for the male genitalia (as sung by Noel Coward) but none of them particularly offend me. Incidentally, one of my female friends quite likes the c-word but cannot abide the word 'quim'. Fascinating. 119936[/snapback] Along with Twat, Quim is quite possibly my favourite word. And the name of a Portuguese goalkeeper if memory serves

Step forward Smooth Operator...... 119757[/snapback] Done. I texted him, "Seeing as you're a bloke how much for blowing out your bomb doors? His reply, "You think I'm a bloke? What you on about, I'm a girl. Wanna arrange a meet?" 119765[/snapback] He obviously either has the intelligence of a makem or he's on to us and is wanting to arrange a meeting so him and his mates can give someone a kicking!

I'm over the moon that this is still going. Shame Pud's no David Baily. Those photos truely are piss poor

Right I'm off home now, I will be right pissed off if I come back in here on Monday and find you lot haven't gone through with this (the sting I mean not humping a 12 year old minger for cash!).

The tits were barely noticably tbh.

I never saw them the first time even when the photo's were still on here. Waste of two good nipples if you ask me!

Now this really isn't funny anymore!

That's more to do with people not liking you tbh!

Fuck off. Go and try it on with Mags or something. 117089[/snapback] i dont know whats sadder, this thread, or the fact that people are still accusing me of trying to shag a middle aged woman who ive never met. do i really need to post the pms all over again to end this one once and for all 117095[/snapback] People with fuck all sense of humor is far sadder tbh! 117101[/snapback] it was funny at first. but anyone who thinks its funny posting naked pictures of a young lass and then linking it to as many different message boards as they can really needs a sense of humour check i reckon. 117107[/snapback] The humor has nothing to do with posting photo's of naked women if we wanted to do that there are millions on the net that we could dig out. But if that's all you've got from reading (if you have actually read it) this thread then fair enough. Go away and stop bothing us.

Fuck off. Go and try it on with Mags or something. 117089[/snapback] i dont know whats sadder, this thread, or the fact that people are still accusing me of trying to shag a middle aged woman who ive never met. do i really need to post the pms all over again to end this one once and for all 117095[/snapback] People with fuck all sense of humor is far sadder tbh!

Does anyone really believe she is a 17 year old girl though? 12 year old at push but never 17!

I am happy to clear this up. Ted Rogers did in fact die in May 2001. As for what goes into the envelope, I think shit is quite sufficient. I mean has the lass really done anything to deserve getting a ticket for the makems?

There's a season for getting a fuck? I thought wor lass had just made that up.

Who felt the need to create a fake user id to take the piss out of Smoothy?

Are photo's of Mancmag in his stockings allowed on here?

Not your fault just a bonus eh?

I can just imagine you all running about with Wacky getting slaps on the forehead like that little bald bloke Can I put forward a plea that anyone that goes through with this tomorrow gets a special legend bage.

I'm so glad I've had sodd all to do at work today.

Perhaps smothy could dress up as Ted Rogers and give her the old 3-2-1 finger shuffle.

Fucking hell, she'll think she's going to win a Dusty Bin with that!

Nah no one in their right mind would have even heard of that!

The Raconteurs album. Looking very promising indeed.

But then you'll look like a loser who can't handle a young slapper for a full day of hide the sausage!

You didn't send your mugshot so she wont recognise you. I say you leave an envelope with something in (Not 50 quid), go down and watch out for her. Get some evidence if she turns up aswell. 116279[/snapback] What he said.