Isegrim

Pah, I'm über-bored. I'll already cleaned up my office and am now just waiting for the rain to stop so that I can go home and open a bottle of wine so that I can get über-drunk as well...

Hmm, a totally random throw in. I handed in my dissertation yesterday. Yay. Now I am bored...

So that's 5m in total. No wonder the bid was rejected...

Paul Dickov?

Marca are carrying the story, too. Though they also report about Woodgate passing a fitness test, which makes them less reliable...

I thought a sense of humour was a minimum requirement when signing up for this board ? 12554[/snapback] Maybe just for signing up, but not for creating... It looks to me that as soon as you become a Admin you also get deadly serious.

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Thats only true if the yellow frog has eaten from the holy banana tree though, surely? 9031[/snapback] The ostensibly sheepish eraserhead has a change of heart about a menage a trois.

A darling heathen derives perverse satisfaction from the greedily strawberry-blonde haunch. A clodhopper slithering by a gonad is abstruse.

I think he first got fladdered and then smeckened by Jimbo.

Well, I always thought the quality of shoelaces depended on how long they last. How wrong I was...

IE is the Craig Moore of web browsers.

Its only blokes who are good at dancing and actually really enjoy it that are gay The others are straight! 5447[/snapback] Hmmm, I might be able to let you have that one actually. Although if you don't enjoy it you shouldn't be doing it. I'm too tall. Nowt worse than being in a sea of people of around 5 ft 10 and being a head taller than all of them trying to look inconspicuous. 5450[/snapback] Or is it that there is no room for others when you enter the dance floor? 5462[/snapback] As a German male, I don't think you're in any position to be taking the piss in a discussion about dancing. 5465[/snapback] Yes, but thanks to my compatriots I know everything about obeseness.

Its only blokes who are good at dancing and actually really enjoy it that are gay The others are straight! 5447[/snapback] Hmmm, I might be able to let you have that one actually. Although if you don't enjoy it you shouldn't be doing it. I'm too tall. Nowt worse than being in a sea of people of around 5 ft 10 and being a head taller than all of them trying to look inconspicuous. 5450[/snapback] Or is it that there is no room for others when you enter the dance floor?

If my cat could talk, it would be a parrot. 5431[/snapback] Can it already fly? 5434[/snapback] Well, not as long as I am on crutches.

Getting warmer...

If my cat could talk, it would be a parrot.

Cold, very cold. It's much, much worse.

Is speaking the truth.

Should know that there isn't any logic in asking a liar if another liar is lying...

Seconded.

Is a even worse liar.