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The best thing about missing out on Gravesen is that I don't have to cope with the all mongs who write it Graveson all the time...

Where is Patrokles telling us that everything still goes to plan. We still have two days left and there is no reason to panic...

Pah, we were never interested anyway.

Not only that, I am also somewhat worried about his apparent lack of match practice as he has hardly played any football for two years. But having seen the shambles on Saturday I accept this risk now as I don't see any other option.

Or it could not be. 186803[/snapback] He was right about Owen iirc. 186805[/snapback] He probably has a third eye...

yeah i'd guess you'd feel that way, its really a sport for real men Gemmill 186802[/snapback] The only reason for a man to be interested in fast cars with loads of hp is because you have a really small penis. Facta-Facta-vooom.

Aren't deals with mentally ill null and void in England?

I failed to invade Poland in the last five attempts. There you go, five facts for you.

I lost a class mate and a football team mate due to bike accidents. It must be shit like having to help out in such an accident. But I only refer to bikers as flying organ donators.

While we are at penalties. A Jorman goalie who is better at taking penalties than at shotstopping... http://www.metacafe.com/watch/181471/no_need_to_wait/

So he did have successful with his gay child porn business?

Now, THAT is a reason to be devastated...

Wow, you must be super-rich to buy new stuff just because it might be broken... though, it might have nothing to do about having money, it's probably just because you are a woman. I'll probably try what Matt said and just remove the keyboard, even as the laptop is working smoothly again. And Gemmill, go and drink your pink wine!

I should have known this answer coming up... No it's juice like in apple juice.

Yesterday I spilt juice over my laptop. I tried to dry it up immidiately and it worked fine later, but today I had some problems as some keys were not working properly and when ever I pressed a certain keys I got it showed up a string of characters/numbers, e.g. when I pressed "4" I got "45f". I think it was down to the sugar that glued some contacts I first though about opening the laptop and try to clean it, but wasn't sure if I could put it together again afterwards. So I decided to use my steam iron to dissolve the sugar and used a hair-dryer to dry it up immidiately. The laptop does work fine again, but does anyone of those IT nerds think that there could be any lasting effects? Should I rather get it cleaned properly?

Speaking of P-Kays, Americans and their knowledge of football... http://msn.foxsports.com/soccer/worldcup/player?statsId=2524 Isn't there a Lampard in everybody of us...

If you are for historical buildings then rather go to Potsdam which has much more to offer. If you are going for the things like clubbing just don't go to the common tourist places like Oranienburger Straße where you only will find pricks and whores. If you are heading for smaller pubs and clubs outside these tourist magnets you won't get too many problems to get in, even as a group of people. Finding friendly people will be very hard as even by Jorman standards Berliners are the top bollocks of grumpiness.

Looks like I wasn't totally wrong (there are now 17 places left)... http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/newcast...-name_page.html

Supermac has claimed on several occasions that Roeder started to do the course and only needs to do one more full day to complete. No confirmation of this from the club, but he's mentioned it a few times. 127810[/snapback] Im sure I read somewhere on here that he would have to do the full course again though? 127813[/snapback] Aye apparently he can't just do a top-up. Has to start again in June '06 and wouldn't finish til July '07. 127821[/snapback] Hmm, yesterday were 19 places left, today it's only 18... Here is what the course is about: http://falearning.thefa.com/docent/bin/doc...ivity.jsm&ID=17

I agree with the 5-4, fantastic game of football, but my memory of the Cup final was that they did fuck all for 85 odd minutes, should have been beaten soundly, should have had a blatant penalty against them, and them Owen nipped in for 2 quick goals, without any decent football being played. 127324[/snapback] Well, if my memory serves me correct my Liverpool-loving Irish mate showed me a fake police report a couple of days later, that looked something like "Theft of silverware in Cardiff, young Scouser accused of nicking a cup" or something like that.

Hey Geordie boy Gemmill, you cannot talk about Geordie boys Alan Shearer and Alan Oliver in this way. It is totally disrespectful. You should take Geordie boy Lee Clark's as an example who is a great pro and would love nothing more than working for his home town club under his colleague Geordie boy Alan Shearer. Anyway I don't buy all this manager talk because as I understand Mancini is house hunting in Newcastle anyway.

There is no excuse for this kind of behaviour. But there are tossers among every set of fans. What would the SOL look like after Newcastle playing a semifinal there?

Well, winding them up and telling them "it's only a game" is malicious but funny.

Christ, I like the odd moan but shoot me if I can't celebrate a 4-1 win over the mackems. What a complete cock. 122455[/snapback] I just switched it on and thought "What the f*ck is he talking about".

I've never posted this on a internet forum, but... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!