Isegrim

That's brilliant. Keeping them in false hope for 60 mins and the piss all over them!

A miracle with a fair few roubles involved though. 122307[/snapback] Who says miracles come free?

Something different. I can't stand 'arry Redknapp, but they 1-0 up at Charlton. If they avoid relegation, he's worked something like a miracle there.

Getting outplayed with Clark and Faye in the middle, now that's a wonder...

What happened to Lou?

I think it's the idea of not eating flesh (fish is ok though) on Good Friday because Jesus was crucified that day (don't see what's good about that like ). Traditionally Catholics in this country observe this every Friday. Disclaimer: I think! 119314[/snapback] So isn't avoiding cannabalism once a year OK? You're right about catholics - Fish on Friday we were told. As much for the alliteration as anything else I suspect. 119319[/snapback] It has to do with lent between Ashes Wednesday and Good Friday. Those two days are also special lent days where you are only supposed to eat one light meal. The fact that Catholics are not supposed to eat meat on Fridays stems from this tradition and not the other way round. IIRC.

I think her name is Luka Ramsauer...

Matt (after one of the piss ups I attended)

Thanks, but I am not suffering from sleep disorder.

http://www.hitzfeldforthetoon.com/interview.php But it is good to see that HTT is at least keeping the questions short when he is soliloquising...

Oh. My. God.

I put all my money on TaylorIQ27 © me. Oh yes, and I will claim millions of compensation if I don't win.

I'm still wondering where in Schleswig-Holstein the town of Lörrach can be found... 109244[/snapback] You think a representative of Newcastle is currently meandering through Schleswig-Holstein to find Hitzfeld's home? So peasepud has really fucked up all the chances we had to sign the GREAT man.

http://www.loerrach-zeitung.de/artikelhitz.html 109222[/snapback] Cheers Isegrim. Just scnned the home page - Fußball-Ventilatoren. Mind, this is quite an elaborate hoax. 109225[/snapback] There are so many more funny translation errors - Frederick Schäferhund - Alan Schermaschine and they didn't even stumble across the point where the name of one of them (Lee) got translated into "Schutze"...

http://www.loerrach-zeitung.de/artikelhitz.html

The worst thing is that we are now getting Steve Bruce because of peasepud...

peasepud and Scottish Mag basically got in touch with HTT pretending to me a German newspaper reporter (they created a whole website for the fictional newspaper). They then sent a list of questions for HTT to answer, he did, and they made an article. However, the article was made with an exceptionally poor Babelfish translation and it was discovered. That's about it really. Still not a clue why they did it though. 108880[/snapback] No, no, you should have said that it was discovered after several days. At least you should have stumbled over the word "Ventilator" ... Marseille ... wink, wink, nudge, nudge...

Aye, I'll bet the laptops of all the top national sports journalists are on fire as we speak. 108858[/snapback] Tomorrow's headline: "Lunatic fringe getting hoaxed"

from todays Fiver.

Wacky in moral high-ground shocker! 102288[/snapback] He should stick to posting porn tbh

Is that an euphemism?

I think DotBum should know.

I feel a 100+ pages-thread is coming...

http://www2.soffa.org/stuff/important.swf

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