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I would've still whinged. You see a different game on foreign streams than you do when you're at the match.

Deluded, mental, stupid - think of any word like this times it by a million and you're no where near what a doilum this bloke is....... http://news.williamhill.com/a/football/brave-punter-backs-liverpool-to-the-tune-of-44000/

More positive than my assessment of yesterday HF.

We didn't play as bad in that Wigan game and always felt a goal would come, and also we were playing better around that game than we are now.

https://twitter.com/Leazes_Mag/status/250162855788306432 Has a good point

It was very very very marginally better than the first half at Everton against a team two rungs below the blue dippers. Not trying to be funny to you but it's like saying who would be better sitting on your cock Vanessa Feltz or Susan Boyle off Eastenders. That's a fair analogy too because this performance will cause upset till at least the next home game.

I would say yes, he's playing like a paraplegic at the minute. I knew he'd miss the penalty, and his other chances had more chance of troubling the Mir Space station than John Ruddy. His movement isn't like it was last season, and I think 433 works for Newcastle, we need to start playing it and stop worrying about huffy fucking players. Shola is a good impact sub, he's too lazy, heavy and unfit to start even half of our games. Cisse is playing shit, and Demba is the only in form striker. I'd honest go with the three of Benny, Ba, and Marveaux/Obertan. You'd see a big difference straight away.

On here? I don't know I've barely read the thread. On twitter last night "good performance that", "Pards boys coming good at the right time", "4-1 would've been a fair score". I don't know what game these cunts were at. I'd become a full time Rugby League fan if every game was like this.

People who were vaguely impressed by that simply weren't at the match.

If Lee Ryder had any balls about him the headline in the paper today will read UTTER WANK writes Lee Ryder I haven't seen a more static Newcastle team since the final days of the Souness reign. Basically our game plan, although I'm sure it's not, is either play the long ball to Demba, and if that's not working rely on Ben Arfa for some magic. It was one of the most dour games of football I've ever seen, absolutely no cohesion, a complete effort from players who are visibly unable to perform at the level they can at the moment, and I honestly don't know the reason. It's just as well we were playing Norwich and not Man Utd, who are next up at home in two weeks time, because we'd have been fucked. The only positive for me yesterday is how much more confident and solid Santon continues to look, and the fact Benny's form isn't dropping and thank fuck it's not, as he is the only conventional creative entity the team has at the minute. The best thing you can say about this season is we have 8 points from 5 games and we've only lost one, because it's been totally shite. Sunderland have played better than us. I blame Ashley, truly I do, the likes of Cabaye probably had opportunities to go to clubs like Arsenal, I truly believe that, but have stayed because their bids weren't enough, and were probably reasonably happy to on condition that the squad was strengthened (particularly in his case with his mate Debuchy). It didn't happen even Demba hints at minor unrest and it had fuck all to do with him being on the bench, the time is coming where Ashley needs to put up or fuck off. Yesterday was oh so predictable as written by someone at 951am yesterday here on twitter: https://twitter.com/leazeslad/status/249793181019938816

They should've left it as the Oxford, its' names have got progressively worse to the point its' now called Ikon.

Chris Holland kid. Think it was ammonia. Happened in the Ritzy, which was called the Oxford I believe when you were a youngun.

Just had a look where this place is on the map, further south than most of inhabited North Africa, and Porto is nearer to Bristol, South Wales and Southern Ireland, than it is to Madeira. Ronaldo is from this gaff too isn't he?

50 I reckon, ridiculously hard place to get to.

Stone the crows! Rack off Ails, got enough on me plate with these rotten mongrels

Aye but I wear more than just a vest. CT the ideal place would be to stay on the metro and get off at Haymarket, every bar on Percy Street will have it on, no radgies, women friendly and no Germaine Greer's knocking about to put you off your pint.

Well it does, you'll know that if you've been in. Not your likeable type of gay neither, 40 year old men with fuck all but vests on. Nee offence to normal gays.

It'll be on in Raffertys which is vaguely women friendly, gets full of gays after 8pm though. Cheap pint too. Gotham might have it on as well.

That's true hypothetically, we have mine sweepers actually there in place now. However, I think most people agree there's a rogue nature to Iran and if it really kicked off those 25 warships in the Gulf are sitting ducks which they could potentially hit anyway. Lets hope fuck all happens there. Also regarding Israel fair point, but you're talking many many years ago, and certainly before 86 when they developed their nukes.

It's not fuckin Champman kid. Looks like something out of star wars that.

If one of your kids brought home a pakistani and says "lookuh fatha, we're getting married", what would you say. "You t'grandad would be turnin int grave" no doubt.

Lucaaaaaaaaas "PODOLSKIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!"

Graham Carr said in an interview two years ago, he's worked for Newcastle, Man City and Tottenham, and his belief is that Newcastle are by far the biggest club he's worked for and we're seen as such abroad. Doubt it now Man City are champions like, but...places like Belgium and France will see Newcastle as a big game, a game their fans will sell out no problem as opposed to low profile clubs like your Birmingham City's, Everton's, Stoke's or Fulham's. That will be the reason Bruges are refusing to give us more, high demand from their supporters.

I don't think that is a bad idea, but people would say it's a bit communist at the same time. People should be made to prove they are looking for work or have it taken away.

I've had a few moments like that. One when I was about 18 I worked somewhere with a lot of young kids and at dinner time, I was slagging this bouncer off who used to work on the door of the City Faults. "Aye he must be about 8st that bouncer on City Faults, and he's got spots on top of spots that mug, who's he going to fight?" This kid going "shhggggggrrrrrrrrnnn" and looking with his eyes towards this lass. It turns oot it was her fuckin boyfriend I said ah nar I was on about the bouncer on circus, I get my bars mixed up. Few times I've had a few cringey moments due to my bitchyness to be honest.