McFaul

That's a fuckin joke, you can take at least 5 off CT and LM, and I've got things right SINCE then that should be added. Who's on the committee? President Assad and Kim Jongs grandson? Corruption at the highest TT level.

Excellent post, by far more vociferous. Four or five of the people I was referring to are from places like Bexleyheath and Swanley, which are much more white than say Lewisham or Tottenham. Swanley actually has or had elected BNP councillors.

He's a total mug. He's a few years older than me, he was the editor of the fanzine half mag half biscuit which lasted aal of two minutes.

Nee crack ever as well. Just I know more than you, my opinion is more valid than yours.

He's a total wank. Me mate met him last home game against Stoke, bumped in to him in The Hotspur, he said he was canny enough in person, but on twitter he's an arrogant arsehole and I'd tell him that's how he comes across.

You'd be a cunt if you were outstanding ugly like him though. Imagine waking up knowing more than 70% of the people who clap eyes on you in a day are going to think you're noticably fuckin mingin.

The winner. Met loads of footballers, they're not all cunts. Spoke to Jonathan Greening for an hour on a train, more down to earth than almost anyone you could meet. Never in a million years would you think he was a footballer, very complimentary about the toon, and I took the piss out of his penalty miss against us in 2001. THE worst pen I've ever seen. Good bloke. Kevin Davies bought me and me mates a drink on the Quayside, him and his mate were over the moon we recognised him, he'd just signed for Blackburn. He was canny but quite shy, I told him I was as good as him, red bull and vodka for you, what a doilum. Met Beardsley a number times from the age of 8 onwards, love the bloke. First one was in Exhibition Park about 86, he was signing his book proud to be a geordie for me and me fatha, I says ye not gan nee where Peter are ye "no son", he did the next season though. John Beresford nearly knocked me down in Durham and gave me the dirtiest look anyones ever given me. Yorkshire cunt. Nut megged Mirandinha and Billy Askew, there'll be others but none that spring to mind. Ruel Fox was the biggest arsehole footballer I ever met though.

Who are you on twitter ct?

Brixton's one place where you're not gonna find people wearing

Couldn't disagree more. I've had this discussion with my sister many times who's lived there since 88.

You're the first person I've seen even deny it. Just last week MY BOSS said to me "he's a fowk and spoon aint e?". I've been in and around London since 1988, seen it loads.

Sir Bobby deserves one, but not to diminish the fact he's getting one, no one deserves one more than Keegan. I think my hatred for Ashley would go 20% if he put one up for KK.

Heard a story about him in the Ritzy circa 1990, some lass asked him to dance and he went "I don't dance, I fuck, I smoke and I drink and that's it." He lived near where I did, when he was here, fuckin absolutely mint bloke to say he had a mackem accent used to have a kick around with us, I megged him iirc. Had the angriest staffy yev ever seen as well.

I tell you something. Villa would stay in the CCC probably do a Leeds, its not like when we went down and everyone was staggered. They're no different in fanbase to say Derby or Forest, could stay there for years. Would be a massive shame.

They all sound the same from Cannock to Worcester to me like.

I'm about as flexible as Brian Kilcline, but I've considered giving it a go.

I'm not one of these geeks though. I like to send texts, ring cunts, take videos, and watch the net. That's all I want on a phone, I don't want it to suck me off and buy me an all inclusive in Turkey!

A great athlete, but one of the most talentless footballers I can think of. Touch like Paul Wyn.

They have some decent players, I'd take Bent as back up for us if we could get him on 50k (£10m fee), wouldn't be too keen on taking anyone else, possibly Charlie, but he might erode our team spirit a bit. Aston Villa's squad is probably about the 10th-12th best in the division and that's where they should be. That's where their stature is, I think 10th is right for a club of their size, but having been at VP in May 2009, I have to say it would be one of the best non-Toon things in football ever. Before that day I had no feelings about Villa, just a boring non-entity, I had no identity they viewed themselves as "big", they're smaller than the mackems in some ways, but aye what goes round comes round, if it was us delivering the final blow at SJP, that would've been one of the most beautiful pieces of justice in world footballing history.

I tell you what though. I don't care how much of a generalisation this is, people are farrrrrrrrrrrrrr more racially prejudiced in London than they are here. On my first day working in London I was told there was a "monkey" working on our team but he was off sick. Sure enough the next day big bloke walks in looking the spit of Gary Mason. I was like ffs. The old MD of my company, a total cunt, but of Indian origin was routinely called "a paki caant" when he wasn't there. People can say what the fuck they like, London has a massive racism problem, from all angles. I can't remember the last time I heard a genuinely racist comment in Newcastle outside of old timers in clubs.

Remember when Danny B came back on here as Danny_CL. I think we should have a trip to glory-glory if we do it.

Probably the truest words I've written on here.

Got a canny deal today Blackberry Torch £21 a month, 1200 mins, 5000 texts, 1MB of net. 24 month contract, and when you think they're £380 to buy new THAT is a very canny deal. Haggled like fuck with this Indian call centre like, offer only up to Virgin Media customers. Nice one Branson. I'll use the minutes because I'll use it a lot for business too, texts probably use 1/5th and the net aye I'll use that. Just shows you, accept nothing, argue with everyone.

You're a total mug you like.