McFaul

Hey CT am sure I saw you yesterday like, black coat on? Benny's goal will stay in my memory for ever "oleee, go on son, gooo on, pass, fuckin pass, goo on, ah hes fucked it, pass, keepers ganna get it, GEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIN!!!!" Can't believe there's people on twitter saying he's still a luxury, he's a necessity not a luxury, our best player is playing his best, if it's effecting Ba I simply don't care. Woeful up to the goal though, very much like the Wigan home game, still we can really start dreaming now. Real Madrid would be my dream game, I'd love to go to the Bernabeu with 10,000 toon fans.

Think I was the highest Chez.

Must be warmer in Boldon than it is in Newcastle been to the gym in me shorts and Tesco's (which I didn't fucking know was closed grrr) and it's freezing.

Here, lets not start sucking each others dicks just yet, as Harvey Keitel would say. Even if we get in the CL our coefficient is wank, which means our qualifying game will be against someone fucking good. If we qualified last season we'd have faced one of Villareal, Benfica, FC Bayern or Lyon to qualify for the group phase. All of them would be favourites to sort us oot.

Two can play that game. I hear what you're sayin.... To be fair at that point all of the evidence backed up my statement. He's been goodish lately but now isn't the time to be getting the cocks oot.

I'm not one of these who quotes posts when they get it spectacularly right, but........

One theory is Mancmag made him feel guilty about his past?? Bizarre outburst as ever from the wierd one.

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Well half the OOTs are divvies, and you're the only OOC worth reading. Eh Stevie you once said "perch is to newcastle as Nick Leeson is to barrings bank" it's not really a stellar opinion like He had some good moments at Barings though initially.

It's shit and she's shit. Sings like she needs some lockets. The words to feel me love are canny like, if she's written it.

Well half the OOTs are divvies, and you're the only OOC worth reading.

There are numerous examples of players being written off by know-all fans only for them to turn around their game and prove them wrong. Despite the fact that recently 'the worst player i've ever seen playing for us" (not my words) James Perch has been putting in more than competent performances, people still think that a young player cant develop. Its just a messageboard ffs and all that but the debate on forums/online contributes to the general perception of the player and it just doesnt do us or the player any good. A debate on where he can improve, what he needs to work on is much healthier than just calling him shite. Anyway the games keep getting bigger and bigger, i though last week was the biggest of the season but a win today is another massive step forward, i cant call the result but its a big one as victory today gives us a massive chance on monday to hit 59 points with 5 to play. That would be sensational stuff. Really excited about the match but its a shame we are so weakened. That does mean any sort of result is a great achievement though. Who said Perch is the worst player we've ever had?

I'll fuck it up a bit today like with the obligatory fish and chips.

She's ugly as sin, rough as fuck, dodgy upbringing - one good song and that's it.

All the best Russell xx

The way people are going on about Obertan you'd think he was the worst player who's ever kicked a ball. He's had some canny games, Stoke away being one. 22 year old ffs.

You tell someone who suggests you do the 5 mile Blaydon Race to fuck off. Even though you love playing football, you can only play twice a week. You start telling everyone modern music is shite, and reminisce about 80s and 90s music. Miss Woolworths being there when you're in town. Miss the pigeons in town, they were always there tweeting years ago. When you don't laugh at people with flat top haircuts.

Apologies for the lack oof punctuatiooon oand spellin and what not me blackberry has a mind of its own. Leazes is right. There was 3 games t gan we needed to beat Wolves and Southampton t b in the. Driving seat, we. Needed 9 pts from. The last 3, in. The event we got 3 draws. PPl. Knew it was oover after Wolves cos even if we'd won at S'ooton we'd have t beat the dippers. At Anfield. Last game. Wi. Bellamy. N Shearrer. N woody oot. So it was a. Resignation oof. 5th place after Wolves, in most. Ppls. Minds that draw was the finishh. Paddoocklads. Reet. Too right on the back of. Marseille, so while. Tyhebooos. Werrrent exclusively. Cos we'd ONLY come 5th they were part of it, and am not stickin up fooor Leazes for the. Sake of it. Ppl sayin he's definitively wrong, well thyeyrre wrrong7.

http://nufc.com/html/2004-05-09wolves-h.html "end off"

Must admit I was there and would say I'm 95% sure I remember people booing. The truth is there were many boos, it was a 1-1 draw with Wolves, we played shit Shearer missed a penalty, everyone was fucked off because a Liverpool team even worse than they are now, beat us to 4th spot after our pathetic 3-3 draw at Southampton. Everyone booed and 90% fucked off, I was one of them which is when SBR came out with his ungrateful bastards crack.

Leazes has a very valid point about the agent fees and wages being part of £23m income gained from transfers. It's the one thing that will always grate on me with these "chumps". No other club manages their fiscal policy like this in the top flight or ever has. You could put an argument up for agents fees, but wages? No fucking way.

Aye he'd have to take himself to some elocution lessons so I could bear listening to press conferences and interviews. I don't blame the mackems for giving him grief for being from Newcastle when it all went to shit it just was hilarious because of their "Brucey is one of us FTM" campaign to try and rub our faces in the fact that a really sub-standard manager that had long since turned his back on his roots had took over for them. Lucky for us Mackem land doesn't seem to really be producing any good players never mind managers. Ah aye he was the new Bob Stokoe when they beat Chelsea 0-3 at the Bridge, hypocrites.

He's always seemed a nice bloke to me to be honest. You can't say he's one of the biggest cunts in football, people will do everything to make the job they've done seem better while being littered with excuses at their failure.

IF we sell Tiote for £23m, and Simpson doesn't get his contract and moves. I expect all of it to be reinvested. Douglas, Pieters, I'd honestly sign Krancjar or Pienaar for £4m from Tottenham, and one of Jordan Rhodes or Gary Madine (who reminds me of a young Shearer) from Sheffield Wednesday. He's better than Danny Graham was at that age, much better in fact, he's geordie, he's angry and he loves the toon. We'd get him for £2m.

Would I fuck accept a Mackem manager that's the level of Bruce, he's got some nerve still calling himself a Geordie mind he's turned his back on us enough times now from supporting Man Utd at Cups to actually turning the NUFC job down (thank fuck). He now expects us to feel bad for him? He took the job and invited the waves of mongs to abuse his family, as a (I'm assuming) multi millionaire it's not like he couldn't have just turned the job down and waited for a less controversial one (as far as his family are concerned). He himself tried to ignite more hatred with his antics like saying he had a song lined up for 'when' they beat us, he knew what it was like if he's such a proud Geordie. What a nob the bloke is but I wish they had kept him as I'm in no doubt they'd be scrapping with Wigan and QPR for 17th place now. Aye it would have to be some sort of mackem Mourinho for me to accept them, and even then I'd be shouting conspiracies if he didn't win his first 6 games. He'd also have to win us the CL, and start pronouncing h's, then and only then would I stop looking at him as a mackem. I still to this day grimace that a mackem (Kevin Dillon) was our captain. A shit one at that.