McFaul

They beat the blue dippers 0-6 opening day a few years ago, SJP is a different proposition than Goodison though especially for a 530 kick off sunny opening day.

Based on nothing but a hunch and blind optimisim, I think we'll win 3-2. A lot hinges on tomorrows chat between Dekka and Joey, if that goes well, things will look a lot different, Obertan signing today, and maybe one more in this week, who knows. Arsenal aren't old Arsenal, their two best players don't see a long term future there, they've look really jaded in pre-season (couldnt even beat a yank team at home!), despite the doom and gloom I just feel it would be typical Newcastle to do something when no one expects it. Looking forward to my seeing my new home as well at the back of the Leazes.

People forget in 2003 with 8 games to go we all had 61 points, us, Arsenal and Man Utd. We had on paper the best run in too, but the first of those 8 games was at home to Man Utd, we went 1-0 up, but lost 2-6, if we'd have won that game, we'd have went to Everton and won there imo, and who knows what would've happened.

I class Stan Collymore as a bigger arsehole, but that's it.

Shite mood. Real feeling of injustice, and it's eating me up. If I could just have a row with him on his own I'd feel better.

Meff is another word we were using 20 years ago, it's the main scouse word now, they catch on 20 years later.

No neck dwarf cunt. There wasn't one protest outside the ground during his time at the club the fuckin arsehole rewriting history. "Newcastle winning titles" if we hadn't have bottled it two years running in 2002 and 2003 we could've fucking done it.

Aye. Fags as well they use for tabs. I don't like word chav, I don't care how many documentaries are done on the word chav is derived from the geordie "charva" absolute fact. Chav's bad enough as a word, but worse when geordies use it, when we have a perfectly good word ourselves. When the word 'Chav' was first used by the papers/all and sundry throughout the country there was a certain smugness as they'd recognised a certain type and gave them a new name, completely oblivious to the fact the word was around in its true form for at least 20 years up here. Any Geordie using the word has no sense of pride in their own language. Chav has 100% been taken from the word charva. I saw a documentary that tried to suggest gypsies have been saying it for years, total fuckin bollocks. The origins of charva were about when I started high school - the doilum, charva, meff generation of 87-95 I'd guess. The early use of charva wasn't necessarily about charvas as we know them now, more like about people older than you "the big fuckin charva telt wu off", that was how charva was used in its' infancy.

Aye. Fags as well they use for tabs. I don't like word chav, I don't care how many documentaries are done on the word chav is derived from the geordie "charva" absolute fact. Chav's bad enough as a word, but worse when geordies use it, when we have a perfectly good word ourselves.

I'm going to make an astonishing prediction, and I bet it's close. FC Porto to win the 2012 Champions League, yes really. 25/1 might have £50 on it.

Portly - posh way of saying someone is a fat cunt. Just say it!

"He's got the hump" - a southern phrase for southern people so why are people here starting to use it. Werruld - the way scots say world, how hard is it to say fuckin world.

One word that fucks me off is Nando's! Nandos Nandos Nandos fucking Nandos. Most footballers on twitter have a vocabulary of about 75 words, Nandos is one of them, not even that nice imo.

I agree with all yours, I also haaaaaaaaate the following. It's the yank usage of period, which people are starting to use here, and am not on about Liverpool at home periods. "Newcastle won't win trophies any time soon. Period"

Aye. Me too. One thing although this is sexist, I hate it when women call people "mate" or "pal", it makes them look such mugs, I find it so annoying. As Sima commented on twitter, it's almost exclusively common slappers who are guilty of this, I loosely agree with that but it always winds me up. A word I don't like is "anecdote", I like anecdotes if they're funny but I don't like the word. Outwith pisses me off which Scottish people use, primarily because it's not even a fucking word. There's at least 20 scouse words that do my head in "blert" being top of that list.

There yiz gan. Keep it doon.

Raoul Moat type of mood.

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Apparently it's an arrestable offence to call someone a mackem cunt now.

Nee similarities between yee and Ponteland then. Can you write in English please? No fuck off you wierdo.

Nee similarities between yee and Ponteland then.

Northumbria Police = scum.

A mate whose a mackem. He was also glad they didn't get him as he thought he was shite as well. Its rare that manure get rid of good players. Giuseppe Rossi and Pique turned out to be right duds eh? 4FS. Pipe down Yorkie. Is it a done deal?? They're just looking for a new ink cartridge from what I'm hearing (or reading on twitter).