McFaul

Me zimmer frame is in the post. You'd be a class centre forward, I'm 6ft2 and a bit,you must be 6'3 or 6'4 easily, a genuinely nice tone to you too, quite clearly educated. Remarkable for Horsley Hill which is where I live most of my life these days. As for Carver today, why is he droning on about people insulting him in the crowd? Pardew had a dogs abuse in many games, never ever reacted, Jim Smith was hated and smeared by many, his reaction? Leave the club and describe us as the best crowd in world football. Carver went to my school aye? Am I proud of him representing where I was educated? Nee chance, more proud of Neil Tennent out of the Pet Shop Boys. Say nee more. Smith, Pardew, Dalglish, Gullit, even fuckin Souness never went on a run as bad as this, and everyone is saying it's our worst Premier League side, 7 games ago everyone thought we could end up 8th or 9th.

I jacked the season ticket obviously last May, but to be honest I missed Saturday's at the match. I've hardly missed one since the Chelsea game and I've only paid once. Today though I'm of the opinion that I should turn me nose up at the freebies even. It's a complete shit experience being at the match. Some people blame the fans, I don't in any way shape or form. We have a championship standard squad despite being the 19th most affluent club on earth. I know it's a massively repetitive thing to say but I fucking hate that fat bastard. He is fucking scum. All of the people who defended him for years look like complete cunts, the club is a shell of what it should be. We have players like Abeid, who will end up at MK Dons level clubs, we have players like Williamson, who SHOULD be at Morecambe level clubs. Their second and third goals beggar belief. Williamson's reaction to the third summed everything up, he walked away with the sort of walk people do when they're depressed with life and can't be arsed anymore. Where's the gritting teeth, people putting their fist up saying "COME ON FOR FUCK SAKE!". Well it actually appeared 3 minutes later when de Jong came on. First impressions of him are he's too good for this wank club, which is what we are with the Berkshire Scumbag in charge. It's a childish thing to say, but his death or a heart attack would be celebrated massively by many people on Tyneside. Bumped in to Happy Face after the match, seemed canny, fuckin hell he's even taller than me!

Pleased I had my last cowie in 2002 reading some of this bollocks from the laddie.

30,075 according to the City Council Health&Safety reading the twitter. Tremendous that, truly tremendous.

I can understand how based on twitter pish you could think that but I've had numerous pints with him in South Shields though, and he's a really canny kid. First time I turned out with him was 18 month ago or so and we had a really good laugh. The one thing about him though is he's massively keen on the alternative view. Loads of kids are like that, but so is he, if you think having a big cock is good he'll put an argument up for having a one incher. If you think there's nowt worse than piles, he'll argue till he's blue in the face that it's a good sign that your body is doing its' job. Overall though he's a reasonably intelligent accountant, who's decent patter in person but could dee with a haircut.

He's a total wank who can hardly get a sentence out in person due to his lack of confidence apparently.

Admin people, not the sexy Irishman, delete my account please.

Shut up you boring cunt. I can't be arsed to reply to a cowardly freak from Northern Ireland. I've asked to meet you a lot of times, I still would, I have no doubt you'd shake like a leaf and I'd genuinely feel sorry for you. Anyway, I hope you don't die or anything it's not your fault that you're the classic computer geek who will probably paid for sex. Anyway other people, If there was more on here like howmanheyman, who genuinely have a clue, it would be great. It was a good board 7 or 8 years ago, good laugh, actual football knowledgeable people. Fantastic. Anyway people this is my last post, I'm not dying, well till they say it comes back within 5 years but fuck that if it does I'll fight, and I'm positive about the future. This board is dead, it's probably how the internet is revolving though. All the best to the likes of Cat, HMHM, Tom who is a lovely kid to sit with, Alex and maybe 20 others but it's finished. Have good lives.

I haven't collapsed since September you fucking idiot, so god knows why you're mentioning that, which cancels out your first paragraph. Someone like you can't say boring, you're a geek, harmless most of the time but incapable of humour. That's not a fact but an opinion in all the same. Of course I compare people who live in Newcastle, our support was second to none before we got an incredible amount of hangers on, but tbf our support is shit in general these days. My boycott is up to me not some Ulster cunt* who's been here three times. I hardly missed a game for over thirty years so when I decide not to go and when I decide to go back, is not the business of some tubby based tool from across the sea. I have my own vision as to what an arsehole is, I don't need masses on my side to convey my views unlike some, and I certainly don't jump on bandwagons with this sort of thing because I genuinely have nothing to say about football or anything else relevant. Fine I'm a whingey bitch in a young Bill Gates' eyes. Great its your board. Good lad. * left out the "Irish thing"

That's lovely and a typical jock thing to do. Lets have a dig at someone who's brain is slightly damaged, particularly now as he's doing chemo which effects short term memory for the duration you have it. Nice one mate. Now fuck off and sort your colostomy bag out you stupid old cunt.

60 pints over 8 months is absolutely incredible. Anyway, I know it's difficult for a bloke of your nature in the surrounds you live, but it would be nice to read a positive post from you sometime.

30 pints is probably a half of what I've drunk in the time period that I mentioned. Was a silly week, but nothing for people that in live in places like Calton in Glasgow where life expectancy is 54.

Well what do you want me to say thanks lads for hoping I don't die? You didn't really have any cause to write this to be fair it's a bit patronising, but I suppose I'll be even more patronising when I'm nearly in my 50's.

Good one.

Could put me eye out doing that.

I've hardly had a drink or a significant bet for 8 months you ridiculous jock cunt.

Whey man he's an old jock. Stink of PISH as they say, desperate to chastise wee bawbags, especially the older ones.

You write better songs than Jimmy Nail you to be fair.

A long time after you started wearing your false teeth, and seeked helped with your piles problem.

He'll probably have 3 Champions League successes with some oil soaked rich club by then man and we'll be whinging, "we kept fuckin Carver instead, but the owner died in a train crash the next year so it wasn't all bad."

I'd turn in to a cunt if people like you liked me. Couldn't be less angry at the minute. I recently lost the best man in the world, I've had to cope with it, I'm doing OK but I miss him massively, I've got chemo every month, so I couldn't give a fuck if a hideously dour cunt who's been to less than 10 Toon games in his life doesn't like me, the cheeky bald wank. You were better 7 years ago when you used to pipe down, like I say I blame the anti-depressants you're taking.

As I said you calling anyone boring is like Gary Glitter calling anyone a paedophile cunt. No more replies from Europe's most exciting man please, good luck with the anti-depressants, I think that's the trouble here.

Fish you are the most boring person I've ever seen on line. You can't make people LOL, it's impossible and I honestly think you were a 1940s German in your last life. "Oh you're boring Steve" You're a complete mug who I think has had mental problems recently. Good luck with them.

I'm devastated at the opinion of Britain's most interesting man, a man who makes people excited, who's Michael Chopra like voice and accent makes the masses wish they were like him.