McFaul

100% I'll get lads. Nar, nar most of the lads I'll get are mates, we used to play together but not nee more not for 3 or 4 years. The average age would be aboot 34 so yed have a good chance. Are they aal younguns like? Re: the reffin, much do yous pay your refs normally? Giz a ring about 730 in mornin, I'll either mumble swear words at ye kickin off at the time, not answer or say aye.

Centre half, DMC, or up front. Been a striker all me life but when ye lose ya pace ye migrate to the back more.

95% of glorified IT analyst figures bollocks types I left you 5% Stevie Come on - I'll bet you think the same of your peers. (I think 95% of IT people are shite as well). I do. Absolute bunch of wankers a lot of them. It is a decent job in my view, but the arrogance of some of my colleagues in the last 5 year you would think they were MD of Virgin. Well I had my brother in law in mind rather than you

You got enough outfield players, cos I'll get some of the lads if required. I'm not promising though am out for 630 tonight, and probs stopping out. I'd love a game though if you're short, and I'll ref games in future if am not out. Got nee badges, but a ref in the NESL now and then always get 8 or 9 on the sheet, and only ever sent one player off. Anyone a naa plays for yous? In fact I could get a team to play against yous like Besty, give me two weeks right. What standard are the kids?

You got enough outfield players, cos I'll get some of the lads if required. I'm not promising though am out for 630 tonight, and probs stopping out. I'd love a game though if you're short, and I'll ref games in future if am not out. Got nee badges, but a ref in the NESL now and then always get 8 or 9 on the sheet, and only ever sent one player off. Anyone a naa plays for yous?

Time is it and where? Need to be away by 12s at the latest and I'll be hungowa, but I ref in Sunday league now and then. If its for those N-O mugs forget it. 9AM at Gatesheed Stadium, and it's not against N-O! 9am fuckin hell, you got me mobile number? If you're still struggling by 9 the neet drop me a text. I've got a full refs kit like a look like a tall Jeff Winters You play there regular on a Saturday morning on the 11 aside? If so I LOVE playing there if there's a regular game if you're ever short.

Same as Sunday really, but not hungover. Last few months have been some of the best for years, for loads of reasons, the day is coming (well in about 10 years like) where am as rich as CT. I'll have to reach Branson first before I get to CT like. Going on two hols this year, but I tell you what it is, I'm gutted the season is over on Sunday. GUTTED. Nee WC or EC neither. However may have a ticket for the CL Final yet it's not a freebie though, I find out on Monday. As long as your getting thinner while your getting richer. A bets a bet. Listen I've got a proposal for yous why don't we say June 15th rather than June 7th, I've been away this week and not exactly been good. So rather than 14 11 by 7/6/11 - 14 10 by 15/6/11 deal? and if I don't hit it I up it to £30 rather than the 20s. How's about.........No Well it's ganna be like feed the world times for me, if am to do that in 17 days like. I could in 25, and that's a fair challenge. I'll weight mesel the morra as well in town to show am not cheating.

95% of glorified IT analyst figures bollocks types

People who work in Safeway who kidnap people

I need to do that in five minutes sorry

Wronguns

I might adopt that policy. Women who don't like being on top. Blokes who think they could pull anything. Roger Tames.

Mugs who just won't leave you alone. People who think they're better than they are. - Altho it has been levelled at me Snobs who have nothing to be snobby about. People who tut without saying anything else. What you tutting about you mug. Racists People who say all geordies are fat Hard looking dogs who intimidate, and their owners don't even call them over. People who take the piss out of our social security system. Mackems. People who have nothing positive or good to say about anything or anyone. Two faced cunts. << thats the biggest one. Too many footballers to list. People who have to talk exceptionally loud for no reason even if they're boring cunts with nothing to say (usually common women I find in this category). Common people. Mugs. Phil Taylor. Gazza's ex Sheryl. Kids like Nile Ranger in London. People who tell me to pipe down. 70% of taxi drivers (and seriously not thinking of CT here), so, so many are an expert on any subject, till tehy realise you know more about it than them, then they shut up. Gobshites. That's about it for now.

Same as Sunday really, but not hungover. Last few months have been some of the best for years, for loads of reasons, the day is coming (well in about 10 years like) where am as rich as CT. I'll have to reach Branson first before I get to CT like. Going on two hols this year, but I tell you what it is, I'm gutted the season is over on Sunday. GUTTED. Nee WC or EC neither. However may have a ticket for the CL Final yet it's not a freebie though, I find out on Monday. I hate summers without a major tournament. I like cricket and F1 but its not the same. I quite like the idea of having all the qualifying games in the non-WC/EC summers. Fucking Wimbledon too. Posh cunts eating strawberries on Henman Hill and you're supposed to get excited about it. I firmly believe non league football and jock football would benefit from playing in the summer months, imagine what gates Blyth, Whitley and Nawf Shields would get with nee toon. In to the '000s is my guess.

Same as Sunday really, but not hungover. Last few months have been some of the best for years, for loads of reasons, the day is coming (well in about 10 years like) where am as rich as CT. I'll have to reach Branson first before I get to CT like. Going on two hols this year, but I tell you what it is, I'm gutted the season is over on Sunday. GUTTED. Nee WC or EC neither. However may have a ticket for the CL Final yet it's not a freebie though, I find out on Monday. As long as your getting thinner while your getting richer. A bets a bet. Listen I've got a proposal for yous why don't we say June 15th rather than June 7th, I've been away this week and not exactly been good. So rather than 14 11 by 7/6/11 - 14 10 by 15/6/11 deal? and if I don't hit it I up it to £30 rather than the 20s.

Any chance of you posting something when you have something to say ??? I often post "things I have to say" backed up with facts, you post drivel, maybe you should let your carer do your typing for you. There's facts in what I have put you clear and present arsehole.

Same as Sunday really, but not hungover. Last few months have been some of the best for years, for loads of reasons, the day is coming (well in about 10 years like) where am as rich as CT. I'll have to reach Branson first before I get to CT like. Going on two hols this year, but I tell you what it is, I'm gutted the season is over on Sunday. GUTTED. Nee WC or EC neither. However may have a ticket for the CL Final yet it's not a freebie though, I find out on Monday.

Daft cunts.

Any chance of you posting something when you have something to say ???

So fucking funny. when I watched it the back of my head hurt I was laughing that much. 11:59 Nurse: Morning David David: Fuck Off Brilliant. This kid sums up what I think about Sunderland, Washington, CLS and those places.

Errr aye. Not like you to make a tool of yourself.

Durham District Sunday League. Covers every team from Washington to Darlington AKA The Cradel of Football.

What is your league again CLS and Hetton Le Hole Division 7 or something I'm sure you showed us the link one time.

Defences must be shite in that leaguem looking at the F & A. Pretty standard swing from top to bottom. Looking at the Northern Conference there's only a couple of goals difference in the GD. Every league is going to have good teams who win most games and bad teams who lose most games http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/e...ble/default.stm Says it all that we came second in our league scoring 11 less goals than the team who came BOTTOM of your league conceding 125. I'd refuse to play if we were winning 10-0 every game. You already admitted you played 2 seasons 8 years ago or something man Eh?!?!?!? I played every season in competitive football from aged 9 to 29. Without sounding like a mug (and I still do) I'm a face on the sunday league circuit. You make stuff up as you go along you lad.