McFaul

Diets been gan so well today like...

Aye. He was shit today by his standards. Body language all wrong.

It's like the year Foinavon won the national this cos he was the only one standing at the end.

That means nowt. Villarreal were the worst I've seen them in 5 years at DLC a few weeks ago, and 5-1 flattered them v Twente, VCF should win at home.

AYE I'm pissing it. I'll have the lot on Valencia CF to beat Villarreal tonight evs.

I tell you who it is, it's that wrongun on here who said she was pregnant but is a bald 52 year old living in the Byker Wall no doubt. What was the lass called on here? Said she was 15 or 16. I've got the same model NO beeper Gejon has, but mine pinpoints wronguns.

Lovenkrands can't play away. Ranger will never make it. Enrique playing to be away. Coloccini can't play midfield. Kuqi made more impact in 5 mins than the other 12 daft cunts did in 90. Steven Taylor action man extraordinare, fuckin wank more like. Newcastle have just attempted to spoil a thoroughly nice day, well fuck them. All you Ashley rimming twats on here, and there's plenty of you, fucking have a look at the depth of that squad man. Is that Hughton's fault? Is it Pardew's? Is it fuck.

When you've got twitter the pics are like half the size of the screen. All the wronguns have been told. One of thems a lass 4fs. I veto people I add, quiz them before I add them even.

I think we can win today, they have some good players, it's undeniable and of course they can beat us well, particularly with the players missing. However, the one thing that is in our favour is the Aston Villa fans. Probably the shittest in British football, I wouldn't say they're the quietest, but what they are is the biggest moaners. They are a small club who sell out twice a season do they expect CL football? Fucking mugs. Their fans are so harsh on their team they're scared to play at Villa Park, I'd fancy them more to beat us at SJP than down there, the slightest mistake and they crucify the team. Cunts. I hope we win all of our games till the end of the season obviously, however I think I'd prefer us to win this one than any other. They are horrible, non-event, fucking jealous bastards. I can't even put in to words what they were like the day we were relegated. I'll never ever forget it. Seriously if we beat the mackems last day to send them down, there's no way we'd have been harsher on the mackems than they were on us. They almost to a man celebrated like they'd won a trophy. Boring, horrible, fat ugly shit city, shit accent, robotic bastards. Mugs. I hope they are aware of how we perceive them. They might as well just top themselves the lot of them.

Fucking clueless. Absolute backward cunts.

Well I still took the piss a little bit. See on Twitter when you come across new people, it tells you which of the people on your list are following who. I have to say there's a few wronguns on my list, because "kayenufc", looks borderline 16, it aint right like call me old fashioned, but it's just not. Fucking hell, just searched for her. Canny profile pic like It's a disgrace, she looks like Sophie Webster about 5 years ago. Thank fuck she's not a Boro fan is all I can say. Five wronguns on my list fucking added her. Unbelievable.

Well had a good go in the gym today 1hr on the cross trainer. 806 calories burned off. Then... Surely I'll still be "wynning"? According to this that's 500 calories, so happy days 300 in front.

Well I still took the piss a little bit. See on Twitter when you come across new people, it tells you which of the people on your list are following who. I have to say there's a few wronguns on my list, because "kayenufc", looks borderline 16, it aint right like call me old fashioned, but it's just not.

Think yesterday proved once and for all, a move for Tottenham would be a waste of time. They've just played in the Bernabeu have an excellent chance of getting 4th again, yet there's 5,000 empty seats on a sunny day for a very important Premiership game, imagine the grief we'd get if we got 31,000 in the league. As I've always said 40,000 would be more than adequate for the club.

Before I get more hate emails, and twitter messages, and abuse from cunts I've never even heard of. I apologised to Danny Simpson for how I put my point across Danny Me Danny in bold Me So there you have it.

A low for me was being informed Level 7 was being decommissioned. Parky, I've heard of psychic Stevie, but psychic Parky deserves a medal for that Liverpool thread on N-O.

75 out of 81. Serbia and Montenegro is a trick one, and who's ever heard of "Dutch East Indies" anyone who says they got that is a liar. http://www.sporcle.com/games/Freddie/championsleagueteams Have a go at that, I got 106/121

Often overlooked, probably as it was away and not on TV, but I saw it on foreign telly and was the most exciting NUFC game Ive seen since the Man U/Leeds 4-3's

Fuckin hell. Someone been hacking my account Tom?

Kevin you support the IRA, that suggests to me you're crumbling in life. Good lad.

Haven't been in the Berkley for years (and I mean probably 20 years), was canny when it was a biker bar mind, all them years ago. I used to play for them when I was a whipper snapper 16 to 19 94-97. Horrible league that Port Of Blyth league. Fuck all like geordies up there, total heed the baals.

Horrible to say this but one of my top 10 moments of the season, and the second I knew we'd be safe was when I bought the chronicle and read Smith would be out for the season. Harsh but at least am honest.

You not got some gurkins to cut? 4FS.

A post on Ready To Go pmsl :icon_lol: ONLY in Sunderland.

Like what? Where you drink? Well some trampy bar down the coast way. I don't know them all. Well for starters, being the best poster on the internet ever. Where do I drink?, in the house, rarely go to a pub unless it's for a nosebag. Used to be a regular in The Ship, before I moved from Monkseaton to Byker Grove (alledgedly). I can imagine you being a Berkley Tavern man myself. Aye thats what I was on about Kabbaddi. All the crowd shout kabbaddi kabbaddi kabbaddi. Was on before Gazzetta on a Saturday morning. Seemed to be like sumo wrestling for skinny cunts.