McFaul

She's probably thinking I'm from Houghton Le Spring, my belly is twice the size of my tits, who else is going to shag me.

I've always thought Ferdinand was a good lad, especially to say he's from Peckham as well. While his team mates went to the Seychelles and Mauritius on hols last year him his lass and the bairns went to a caravan park in Rhyl. They did as well.

Have you ever thought that maybe the 1st statement has a bearing on the 2nd? Just a thought like, you know, sometimes people like a reciprocal agreement on the #ff's but you just #ff the same people every week. I get more followers by causing rows than owt else. Tell you what even if you dont have twitter click this link. This little lad, Jack Marshall, he's 5 year old, and has brain cancer. My understanding is it could be terminal and he may not have long left, unbelievably sad story. He's from the North somewhere, but that's by the by. His mam started sending twitter messages out so people would be aware of brain cancer in children so if he does go they can say they've helped research and awareness of it. Orioncards on here has helped them no end, and Rio Ferdinand invited them to Carrington yesterday to meet all the players cos the bairn and his older brother are massive Man Utd fans. http://twitter.com/Jack_Marshall_ Scroll down the page, and you'll see all the pics of them with the players, the bairn is in like a wheel chair buggy and he woke up when Rooney came, he told Rooney he loved him and he was the best player in the world, and asked him if he could kiss him. Really quite emotional stuff, lovely gesture by Rio Ferdinand as well sorting it out.

One of the one philosophies I have in life is this: I'd rather be positive and get it wrong, than negative and get it right. Positivity breeds positivity telling you that now.

What a day WHAT A DAY.

Aye better than watching you flirt with Laura haha nar man. Twitter is the thinking mans Facebook I think, everyone I've spoken to says the same. I really like it, lots of interesting crack on debate, I mean you can't row with Danny Simpson on here.

Raylor Geremi Smith Gutierrez That midfield man can anyone show me a worse midfield in Premiership history.

Last time we played them we lined up like this Harper Saylor Coloccini Bassong Jose Enrique Raylor Geremi Smith Gutierrez Martins Lovenkrands The team we will field on Tuesday is far stronger, and Man Utd's will be identical - Ronaldo, and on that particular neet we played well and could've easily got a draw. We can win, I really think if all you sit on your hands mugs get behind the team properly like the proper fans, then we have enough in us to do it.

Fighting talk that like saying I look like a mackem Have a good day and neet fella.

Said since February we'll win this game and we will.

FIFA on da line with iz brethren innit

If you're outstandingly ugly or fat, it must be on your mind all of the time. Because the cruel world we live in when you see someone who's chins out of place, or has a face which isn't the best you do notice it, and those people who are total mingers, it has to play on their minds. I go half a stone the wrong side of borderline fat and become self concious. Poor cunts.

As I've said to you before it's the best application on the internet, if you add the right people. Best news source you can have, especially for football, and you can have a bit crack with footballers and other famous people. You're one of the people I look for straight away on mine like tbf. Most of them are shite. The people off here are quite good, heggahegga doesn't post enough though, but in general there's some doilums on mine. I can't honestly tell you why I've added some. You know the sort, 22 year old lass who tweets every fuckin 2 minutes "My cats just just done a star jump at me lol CREASED", so fuck. You know the sort.

Can't be arsed with the #ff pish myself like. It's like you're arselicking. One thing I don't understand is how paulwyn42nufc had 500 followers and I only have 155. One of the kids said to me you're the breath of fresh air twitter really needed. Well he didn't really but someone should have.

Looks like it's sold oot.

FFS. I noticed that So dense. There's another piece in the Times about this one of his other kids is called "Megane".

Class video, I hate that cheesy Meeeeeeeeeeeeeelan Meeeeeeellllllaaaaaaaaannn oooooooooh sounds like a Eurovision song contest entry, been their song for 20 years.

Good lad Barney happy birthday. You look like Chris Baird.

Can I it write for you. "Thank you for having me, I've made you all laugh and smile at my little anecdotes, wit and wisdom, but this is my last post, I've visited more countries than are in the United Nations, five more to go and I've done them all, so gonna concentrate on that. So for the last time farewell, don't miss me too much ."

I don't want to sound like a snob, cos am as geordie as the next bloke, but I was sheltered from total and utter charva's when I was growing up, even my cider in the park crack didn't last long.

Thread merge btw , think of the database http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=893667 Aye merge the threads Tom. I donno why I always ask Tom like. Mackems man is a better title too.

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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13...l#ixzz1JZqAze2h The state of him and not mention those two lasses. It's easy to be snobby about this type of thing but there is an underclass in our society and they're more prevalent than anywhere in Wearside, you really have to laugh. Those 14 kids have a very small chance of being anything other than bamps, it's a sad cycle, which my mate in the OB sees every day in the police.

Does anyone ever dream about playing football? I had a brilliant vivid dream last night. I've always passionately felt pissed off that Britain did next to fuck all when Cyprus was invaded by Turkey, went a good few times as a kid to the south part of the island, and it always stuck with me what bastards they thought the Turks were, which is probs where my dream stems from. Anyway my dream, I was playing in the Champions League for a Cypriot team in white, it was at the Inonu Stadium against Besiktas in Istanbul. It was 0-0 and I chased down the ball on the right wing cut inside, outside the right hand side of the box and fuckin smacked it across the keeper just inside the post from 25 yards, everyone went mental, and without sound racist I can remember saying "have it you Turkish cunts". Then after the match I saw my goal on the monitor in the changing room, and I went "canny goal that like", and no cunt could understand me. Great dream, no I haven't been taking drugs.

Laughable i think your defence of ashley is laughable. in fact, i'm wondering whether you really are a toon fan or a WUM given i've never met a single supporter that shares your view. we've got the shittest billionaire ever to run a football club. Bold bit. You could be right, but my whole opinion is based on the premis that, thank God we have a billionaire, thick/shit or not. It's sad really, to be honest the real majority "hate" for Ashley stems not from his percieved "lack of ambition" (which we'll see for real this summer, or not) it's all because he fucked off "the Messiah" and if people where honest with themsleves, they'd admit it. (I don't include LM in that BTW, he's in firmly the "lack of ambition/trust" camp and is too grown up for the worship). The fact he has had to "cut the cloth" (or has chosen to) is just another stick to beat him with because "he upset Kevin". The reality is he's ploughed a HUGE amount of his own money in, yet it's still not enough I've been on here since June 2006, and I can safely say that is in the 5 wankest most clueless posts I've seen in my time here. You should stick to writing racist posts about muslims mate. The Keegan thing is just one, in a absolute Pandora's Box of decisions some of which are so bad, are almost based on contempt. Even the L7 thing has majorly pissed me off, and we ALL know the reasons why he's done it. You are clueless mate, I wish you didn't post here.