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Just talking about it makes me fancy one to be honest. I have the very occasional, and I mean very occasional spliff, am nee Shaun Ryder, but that has to go as well, because that's what got me back on the tabs in the first place. I don't like the old 'happy baccy' but someone we know smokes it all the time, I mean ALL the time....more of that than baccy in every roll up! Hubby gave up smoking years ago but still fancies a spliff but daren't, as like you he's worried he'll start smoking again. Too much temptation, then afterwards you smoke a tab "aye one will dee nee harm", nextthing you know you're on 20 a day. Academically I'm quite intelligent, but I've got fuck all common sense. I might sound like DEADMAN here, I've got a pipe but I don't know how to use the cunt! Keep burning the blue tac bit at the bottom but fuck all happens. Buckets and the like other people have always done them for me. Buckets always killed my throat so much too.

Just talking about it makes me fancy one to be honest. I have the very occasional, and I mean very occasional spliff, am nee Shaun Ryder, but that has to go as well, because that's what got me back on the tabs in the first place.

Would cost a lot of money because we'd have to pay for strengthening the foundations around the Metro Station. I'm nee civil engineer, but have been told it's not as straight forward as sticking the stand up. The East Stand is a no no unless someone burns those Georgian student houses down. It's a shame because 60-65,000 would be about right for us.

Good stuff, Stevie. I'm not taking the piss when I say smoking is a fuckin' MUGS game. Aye if you smoke fucking blokes. Homophobe. I know snakey, it makes you look an OC before your time. Makes me look rough as fuck to be honest, when I've been smoking for a few month. Changes your skin long term and makes you feel like shite, and can't run as fast. Fuck knows how Vialli and Ginola smoked 40 a day as professional footballers.

He was the lad from Hampshire with the crooked teeth? Another example of a total gimp. Did you physically meet him? You'd make a very good air traffic controller. Either you're very observant or am shite, probably a bit of both.

We're £49m in the black from player deals since he's been here, Statto (HF), put a break down up a while ago. That's not taking in to account over all P&L though.

I think it's four weeks tomorrow since I had a tab, appetite back with a vengeance, taste buds coming back even salads taste nice, but I still fancy a tab. I'm over the worst now though I think, there's no turning back.

Do you think if Paulwyn42nufc walked to the front of that boat it would bring it down?

...and here's me thinking the Tyneside area had completely dried up to due to better customs.

He was the lad from Hampshire with the crooked teeth? Another example of a total gimp. Did you physically meet him?

Sad news that mind. I bet it would have been down to some swipecard dangling, shit-sniffing Health & Safety jobsworth at Council . always used to be fun when some idiot decided to drive down there honking their horn just as 30,000 people tried to go the same way - we used to walk right over the cars I can just picture it too ! A choice of route only taken once. Remember when berks that beeped while trying to get by Strawberry having their cars rocked like cots too. We used to exit the ground via the express route of a 'dangle and drop' from back wall at top of the corner. huge electric cables an allsorts running along it thinking back haha. Beep beep "fuck off" then over the road to Keegans hot dogs 60p hot dog with onions, seemed like a gourmet meal in them days.

This caants havin a girarffe aint he? I don't think he's a wrongun, but I refuse to believe he's real.

Was thinking the same, like. What you on about now DEADMAN? If we strung all of Deadman's post together, we'd have a Geordie version of Joyce's Ulysses. UselessHeed? He has a fakkin goww as Harry would say.

a pikey reaction is quite a faakin fing

Fight fire with fireee

Aye it was me, everyones followed through at some point. Kevin I'd be disappointed if you drunk Fosters never mind anyone else. It's the type of drink Fosters where if I hadn't had a pint for 6 month walking through a desert drinking just warm water like Blondie in the good the bad and the ugly, then you get to a pub, if all they sold was Fosters, I'd say nar fuck that give me some of J69's vovic. Awful stuff.

I did it in 1999, was a class night, thoroughly enjoyed it but if you're in good company you'll enjoy anywhere. It picked up from where the pitcher and piano is now. Think it was about £15 that was then, little bar on board, 4 hours, really good, if it's just you and your lass you'll still enjoy it, very different night out but very enjoyable. Think it left about 8 but came back for 12. Had to get the tickets from North Shields a few days before. I agree, but that's not the kids fault. My point is when people generalise about things, and you shouldn't generalise but this kid for me is the face of Newcastle-Online. I mean fuckin look at him. Looks like he's stoned, but isn't, he's drinking fucking Fosters, but that's by the by, I'm not criticising how he looks but the same kid said....and I quote... I try my best not to look down my nose at them, but I can't seem to do it. Is that a flaw in who I am, it fuckin probably is, but laugh at them. When you're at the match on a Saturday afternoon you don't even realise these people exist but they do. Like I say I know a good many younger fans who are spot on, but they're outnumbered by geeks, I invite you to read this thread on N-O. If the average age isn't 18, it fuckin should be http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/...67414.2280.html The lad who gets on here "dirty boots" pmsl in his safe haven of clueless non-entities "" at my assertion it was a disgrace, Simpson just basically taking the piss. 15 years ago he would've had his windows put in. That kid though fuckin hell.

I've seen pigeon's with bigger shoulders. This is the face of Newcastle-Online, I'm not going to put any smileys cos once I start, I won't stop.

Marcott is saying 50/1 on Twitter. It's a big ask 0-4 1-5 or 2-6 can't see it but the 6/4 Inter to win is good value. £10 on Man City Besty @7/4.

Here Dave, tell this cunt Otter, to either pipe down, come on here, or fucking be prepared to say things to my face without the anonymity of the internet. Fuckin arsehole. Well at least I can spell embarrassing you fucking thick cunt. I'm more than willing to discuss my multitude of problems face to face with this cowardly bell whiff. I shouldn't generalise about N-O but what a bunch of sad sacks, they can't even fuckin explain their points of view, mob mentality with little or no conviction in their views.

Oh dear.

Why?

What Simpson said today was like Billy Batts in Goodfellas, when he was told to pipe down, apology accepted etc...."NOW go get ya shoe shine box!"

Snow?!?!?!?! It's nearly friggin May. I hope that doesn't ruin things for that Easter weekend. Climate change, aye what a myth