McFaul

If you're outstandingly ugly or fat, it must be on your mind all of the time. Because the cruel world we live in when you see someone who's chins out of place, or has a face which isn't the best you do notice it, and those people who are total mingers, it has to play on their minds. I go half a stone the wrong side of borderline fat and become self concious. Poor cunts.

As I've said to you before it's the best application on the internet, if you add the right people. Best news source you can have, especially for football, and you can have a bit crack with footballers and other famous people. You're one of the people I look for straight away on mine like tbf. Most of them are shite. The people off here are quite good, heggahegga doesn't post enough though, but in general there's some doilums on mine. I can't honestly tell you why I've added some. You know the sort, 22 year old lass who tweets every fuckin 2 minutes "My cats just just done a star jump at me lol CREASED", so fuck. You know the sort.

Can't be arsed with the #ff pish myself like. It's like you're arselicking. One thing I don't understand is how paulwyn42nufc had 500 followers and I only have 155. One of the kids said to me you're the breath of fresh air twitter really needed. Well he didn't really but someone should have.

Looks like it's sold oot.

FFS. I noticed that So dense. There's another piece in the Times about this one of his other kids is called "Megane".

Class video, I hate that cheesy Meeeeeeeeeeeeeelan Meeeeeeellllllaaaaaaaaannn oooooooooh sounds like a Eurovision song contest entry, been their song for 20 years.

Good lad Barney happy birthday. You look like Chris Baird.

Can I it write for you. "Thank you for having me, I've made you all laugh and smile at my little anecdotes, wit and wisdom, but this is my last post, I've visited more countries than are in the United Nations, five more to go and I've done them all, so gonna concentrate on that. So for the last time farewell, don't miss me too much ."

I don't want to sound like a snob, cos am as geordie as the next bloke, but I was sheltered from total and utter charva's when I was growing up, even my cider in the park crack didn't last long.

Thread merge btw , think of the database http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=893667 Aye merge the threads Tom. I donno why I always ask Tom like. Mackems man is a better title too.

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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13...l#ixzz1JZqAze2h The state of him and not mention those two lasses. It's easy to be snobby about this type of thing but there is an underclass in our society and they're more prevalent than anywhere in Wearside, you really have to laugh. Those 14 kids have a very small chance of being anything other than bamps, it's a sad cycle, which my mate in the OB sees every day in the police.

Does anyone ever dream about playing football? I had a brilliant vivid dream last night. I've always passionately felt pissed off that Britain did next to fuck all when Cyprus was invaded by Turkey, went a good few times as a kid to the south part of the island, and it always stuck with me what bastards they thought the Turks were, which is probs where my dream stems from. Anyway my dream, I was playing in the Champions League for a Cypriot team in white, it was at the Inonu Stadium against Besiktas in Istanbul. It was 0-0 and I chased down the ball on the right wing cut inside, outside the right hand side of the box and fuckin smacked it across the keeper just inside the post from 25 yards, everyone went mental, and without sound racist I can remember saying "have it you Turkish cunts". Then after the match I saw my goal on the monitor in the changing room, and I went "canny goal that like", and no cunt could understand me. Great dream, no I haven't been taking drugs.

Laughable i think your defence of ashley is laughable. in fact, i'm wondering whether you really are a toon fan or a WUM given i've never met a single supporter that shares your view. we've got the shittest billionaire ever to run a football club. Bold bit. You could be right, but my whole opinion is based on the premis that, thank God we have a billionaire, thick/shit or not. It's sad really, to be honest the real majority "hate" for Ashley stems not from his percieved "lack of ambition" (which we'll see for real this summer, or not) it's all because he fucked off "the Messiah" and if people where honest with themsleves, they'd admit it. (I don't include LM in that BTW, he's in firmly the "lack of ambition/trust" camp and is too grown up for the worship). The fact he has had to "cut the cloth" (or has chosen to) is just another stick to beat him with because "he upset Kevin". The reality is he's ploughed a HUGE amount of his own money in, yet it's still not enough I've been on here since June 2006, and I can safely say that is in the 5 wankest most clueless posts I've seen in my time here. You should stick to writing racist posts about muslims mate. The Keegan thing is just one, in a absolute Pandora's Box of decisions some of which are so bad, are almost based on contempt. Even the L7 thing has majorly pissed me off, and we ALL know the reasons why he's done it. You are clueless mate, I wish you didn't post here.

The European Brian McClair if you ask me

Why should he spoil something which I've had for over 20 years though? I know mate, which is why I don't blame or want to criticise people for renewing. I do think we'll be awful next season mind. We will be I agree. Leon Best top scorer with 9 his new strike partner Jonathan Walters with 6 (3 pens). I say now I think I have as much (if not more) contempt for local toon fans who support this regime, as I have for Ashley and Dekka themselves.

Why should he spoil something which I've had for over 20 years though?

Very well summarised and simply put, it sums everything up nicely. Anyone that disagrees with HMHM's sentence is a mug, and I would say it to their faces. agreed. i'm shocked by some of phil and toonpack's comments. i honestly didn't think there were any nufc fans out there that didn't despise the twat that runs the club. some of the anti-keegan sentiment is a bit off too. I would go further than my earlier point, people who don't agree with HMHM's comment are ARSEHOLES. This is a dictatorship who were found by an independent inquiry to have systematically LIED and MISLED a customer and fanbase of well over 600,000 people in this country. Utter utter mugs. There's no defence. If we win the league with them they're still fuckin cunts.

Very well summarised and simply put, it sums everything up nicely. Anyone that disagrees with HMHM's sentence is a mug, and I would say it to their faces.

If there's any club out there that has a right to be arrogant, it's this lot. When they've won more than three Champions League then they can pipe up. I'm of the opinion the talent in world football is shite, this Barcelona team is not better than Milan 1990 don't care what anyone says. I believe England probably are as FIFA say the 6th best side in the world, that sums up how weak world football is at present.

I'm sick of hearing about Barcelona personally. Arrogant arseholes. I love these comments about Messi "Messi must be hurt cos he never feigns injuries", he's like Robert Pires man, he's just a more covincing actor. Hope Real hump them tbh. As for Real not having the drive, what based on one result? Real are better than Inter were last season on paper, and they did them Real can too.

...and Smith must score....that moment probably defined his life to this day. Showing your age now mate To be fair 85 is the first one I remember watching. That's the moment I remember the most like. Ray Wilkins scoring a cracking goal as well (assuming it wasn't a cross). The cup final was such a massive game back with so few televised matches. Also remember Mike Gatting's brother playing for Brighton and Des Lynam getting interviewed before the game because he was a Brighton fan. That's right centre half iirc. Aye the build up was class, 1215 hundreds of fans outside the hotels, and a helicopter following them through the streets. When we win the FA Cup it'll be an amazing feeling, but even 20 years ago it was 10 times as important as it is now. I think it started feeling shit about 93. Those two Arsenal - Sheff Wed games in FA Cup and Leagu Cup Finals were boring as fuck, and it never felt the same after that.

pmsl exactly. The same Shepherd who knocked back £15m bids for KIERON DYER. If anything FFS gave his managers too much support, stripping assets is the last single phrase you could associate with FFS. Some people just look for something to say imo.

...and Smith must score....that moment probably defined his life to this day. Showing your age now mate To be fair 85 is the first one I remember watching.

Good to see Brighton promoted, proper club with proper fans. They should be as big if not bigger than a Portsmouth, you tell me a club who would take 1500 fans away, 200 miles from LDV Vans game live on Sky. Been a hard 20 years for them but they deserve this and their new ground looks mint.