McFaul

Looks like someones laced your drink with Ketamine.

The commentary however was not about the beach, twas about the seafront. The whole package. There is nothing up and down the coast to compare with Shields seafront package of fairs, parks, piers, beaches, restaurants, pubs, greenery. And this myth that the air somehow is cleaner 30 miles up the same stretch of coast. As you can see in my signature there's not a beach of more natural beauty in England than Bamburgh, and it's nicer round the corner than what you can see there. Personally I like being in places of natural beauty rather, than grotty seaside towns like Blackpool, South Shields and Scarborough, over ran with charva's and the like. Bamburgh has restaurants, and it has a few lush pubs as well. It's like comparing SuBo to Elle MacPherson at her peak on so many levels.

I don't think Ketsbaia was Newcastle class personally.

A naa hes a prick like but the job Phil Brown has done at Preston is nothing short of unbelievable.

I think she'll be walkin funny anyway looking at this http://twitpic.com/4m5xqg

To be honest I'd put Whitley Bay doon as better even.

There's no fucking joy about it like. Gods Country TBF. Has everything. It doesn't like. The sooner I can persuade her to move the better. The best sea front in the North. The list is endless. Its not even in the best 10 in the North We have the best seafront IN THE WORLD at Bamburgh in our county.

Its nee worse than Scochee to be fair. I've heard a place called "the Nook" is the worst on the mackem side of the water like.

There's no fucking joy about it like. Gods Country TBF. Has everything. It's got Asda Boldon, Catherine Cookson's hoose, Sleepers (a good pub granted), and lots of teenage mams. Lets not forget a permanent fair!!!!! We dont have to rely on annual Gypos. Nar yeez have permanent Gypos instead, while we have the largest annual fair in the world. Mr Fist if that pubs 5 mins through the hooses from the Metro I've been in there like. Watched England v Holland in there when we won 4-1.

There's no fucking joy about it like. Gods Country TBF. Has everything. It's got Asda Boldon, Catherine Cookson's hoose, Sleepers (a good pub granted), and lots of teenage mams.

Do you have the accompanying hangover and kebab breath? Aye. Can't grumble though had a lush 3 or 4 days in every way, not least money. You still looking for a change in career?

See Porto have dropped FOUR points all season. They've just put 10 past a cash laden Russian side over 2 legs, and have an amazing side. I might put a few quid on them in the CL next season like. Speaking of Spartak like apparently McGeady's been mint for them and is going to Juve for £20m in the summer.

Funny when I was at Asda Boldon last week they'd sold out of Special Brew. It's rarely mentioned that he WAS offered the toon job in 2002, but turned it down. If we had owners like Man City he'd come, but we haven't we've got Arkwright & Son in comparison. Was he? He said that Bobby asked him to come as his assistant witha view to taking over the reigns. But he knew that due to Bob y's love for us he wouldn't have gave up the job so easily. Aye, he was offered the job as assistant manager, with a view to becoming manager after 2 years. He was offered the position, but like you say, he knocked it back for the reasons you've said. I miss SBR, such a lovely man, great example for anyone in how to hold yourself and live your life. Not many gentlemen in the world, NEN on here, but he was one.

Fritzl's daughter

Sounds like he's having a breakdown. Quality tweet but talk about touchy. He's closed the account now. He must've been getting loads of shit off West Ham fans, he has been a bit pony like.

Funny when I was at Asda Boldon last week they'd sold out of Special Brew. It's rarely mentioned that he WAS offered the toon job in 2002, but turned it down. If we had owners like Man City he'd come, but we haven't we've got Arkwright & Son in comparison.

He was ok, did what it said on the tin, I think he made his career as a poor mans Gary Lineker and that's exactly what got. As has been said the guy didn't want to be here, he was a fucking disgrace in some respects, how fucking difficult is it to ingratiate yourself to the fans of a club like Newcastle United, who's fans are desperate to love someone. He could have but he never did, he was a spoilt cunt who thought he was better and bigger than us. We've had far better and bigger names than him and if anything as a man he was not fit to play for Newcastle, HE was beneath us. Got to love FFS, just thinking about him puts a smile on my face. This always makes me laugh. Right at the very end of this clip

I see everyones favourite 40 something women hating racist is back on Twitter.

Nar just a few sarcastic comments, people on my twitter said more than me. Simpson sent me a tweet there saying Shearer called them United on MOTD, well as I pointed out that's not on neither in my humble opinion. I explained everything to him there, and I've told him I'll pipe down. Nothing more to say, fuck knows why he messaged me, he must think am some sort of spokesman or summik.

When you look in your pocket and you're expecting £60 to be there and there's 7 it's never the best of feelings imo.

Dear god, she looks like a blow-up doll in that first pic Not entirely a bad thing though.

Just shut up you boring old cunt.

The bairn looks like Alex McLeish.