McFaul

See Lee Ryder's been writing about me in the Chronicle today. "Simpson suffered taunts off fans on twitter questioning his loyalty". Where the fuck did I question his loyalty Lee???? Doilum. Not fit for the Herald & Post imo.

I was just joking anyway but I probably misunderstood you in any case reading back. I took it to mean the next beach up from the main one at Bamburgh which is, if anything even nicer. There's a rocky headland that separates it from the main beach there so I think you'd technically class it as a different beach. You'd probably need a RobW ruling on that though. I love how seriously you take this sort of thing btw. You know how I love my North/South Tyne debates. Basically the coastline from The Tyne to the Tees is a waste of time and a blot of the landscape. The end of Get Carter summed it up for me.

The commentary however was not about the beach, twas about the seafront. The whole package. There is nothing up and down the coast to compare with Shields seafront package of fairs, parks, piers, beaches, restaurants, pubs, greenery. And this myth that the air somehow is cleaner 30 miles up the same stretch of coast. As you can see in my signature there's not a beach of more natural beauty in England than Bamburgh, and it's nicer round the corner than what you can see there. Personally I like being in places of natural beauty rather, than grotty seaside towns like Blackpool, South Shields and Scarborough, over ran with charva's and the like. Bamburgh has restaurants, and it has a few lush pubs as well. It's like comparing SuBo to Elle MacPherson at her peak on so many levels. That's a very sweeping statement Stevie! Especially when he contradicts it immediately afterwards. I don't see how, "round the corner" is still Bamburgh too.

Blyth Lighthouse pish by the way. That Ocean Road reminds me of Armstrong Road in Scotchee.

It's without doubt, one of the top ten iconic images anywhere on this island. Fuckin South Shields, full of bamps, poormans Whitley Bay and that's saying something.

It's got more ice creams vans, candy floss stalls and people painting kids faces man.

I think growing up with all of that has made me semi-immune from a probable natural tendency to see it as tacky. I know CT was arguing very pro-tacky area but I'd say walking south from Ghandis temple all the way along the cliff tops to Marsden is still fantastic and certainly doesn't lack for natural beauty. It's nee Bamburgh. Personally I prefer the views on the North Side of the Tyne.

I know south of the Sage we're all scum, but that's below the belt. You're actually North of the Sage. South Shields is further North than Newcastle City Centre, you don't think of it like that but it is.

Reminds me of someone?????? It will come. Rimmer, Gordon Brittas, etc From the nose down he's got a jasper carrot thing going on and there's definitely bits of John Major in there but theres someone else that is virtually identical...think think think! Funny and intelligent? Or Brummie and grey.

Needs 3 more games.

I thought he was shite personally, and maybe we were spoilt but we could have done better imo. Scored a mint goal against Tottenham on a Bank Holiday I remember though. His managerial record is astonishing to be fair to him however. 124 games as manager 9 defeats, and none in 10 with a pishy country like Georgia.

Can't afford fuel for the helicopter these days, obviously... I guarantee he won't get on. 100%. IF he does I don't want to see one person in the ground sitting down. A mass "boo" "fuckin cunt" "hiss" "grrr" are what a required.

When we beat them 5-0 did they not lose 7-3 at Southampton the next week?? I think we'll get a result. They're NOT that good.

If I died today, one thing I would always remember about you is what a thoroughly and consistently positive fucka you are.

Looks like someones laced your drink with Ketamine.

The commentary however was not about the beach, twas about the seafront. The whole package. There is nothing up and down the coast to compare with Shields seafront package of fairs, parks, piers, beaches, restaurants, pubs, greenery. And this myth that the air somehow is cleaner 30 miles up the same stretch of coast. As you can see in my signature there's not a beach of more natural beauty in England than Bamburgh, and it's nicer round the corner than what you can see there. Personally I like being in places of natural beauty rather, than grotty seaside towns like Blackpool, South Shields and Scarborough, over ran with charva's and the like. Bamburgh has restaurants, and it has a few lush pubs as well. It's like comparing SuBo to Elle MacPherson at her peak on so many levels.

I don't think Ketsbaia was Newcastle class personally.

A naa hes a prick like but the job Phil Brown has done at Preston is nothing short of unbelievable.

I think she'll be walkin funny anyway looking at this http://twitpic.com/4m5xqg

To be honest I'd put Whitley Bay doon as better even.

There's no fucking joy about it like. Gods Country TBF. Has everything. It doesn't like. The sooner I can persuade her to move the better. The best sea front in the North. The list is endless. Its not even in the best 10 in the North We have the best seafront IN THE WORLD at Bamburgh in our county.

Its nee worse than Scochee to be fair. I've heard a place called "the Nook" is the worst on the mackem side of the water like.

There's no fucking joy about it like. Gods Country TBF. Has everything. It's got Asda Boldon, Catherine Cookson's hoose, Sleepers (a good pub granted), and lots of teenage mams. Lets not forget a permanent fair!!!!! We dont have to rely on annual Gypos. Nar yeez have permanent Gypos instead, while we have the largest annual fair in the world. Mr Fist if that pubs 5 mins through the hooses from the Metro I've been in there like. Watched England v Holland in there when we won 4-1.

There's no fucking joy about it like. Gods Country TBF. Has everything. It's got Asda Boldon, Catherine Cookson's hoose, Sleepers (a good pub granted), and lots of teenage mams.

Do you have the accompanying hangover and kebab breath? Aye. Can't grumble though had a lush 3 or 4 days in every way, not least money. You still looking for a change in career?