McFaul

What January window hasn't been utterly shite under Ashley? Other than the Cisse one. He's a fucking disgrace, 50 million profit this season. "Oh faak it we're certain to stop aap naa, eeelevenf or twewff wiww do, and these tablets are raisin it 2 inches and pleasin the prostitutes." Fuckin fat cunt.

Not enough compared to how we were living 12 months ago. Nosey parker.

Yeed be in the DPM fatty with this pish! I'm telling you that now.

Cheers Glooms, I'll be a righteous cheeky twat again some day soon.

I'm getting nearly £400 a week off the government for my problems which isn't enough but is far more than I thought they'd give me. I'm not capable of working mentally at this point in time. It's not depression or owt bollocks like that, it's the holes in my brain, I have days where I'm as astute as I've ever been, then other days where I can't remember what I was thinking of 30 seconds ago. It's this chemo, it's fucking incredible, I thought it would be a piece of piss like the radiotherapy but it's not. My lass has saved me in many ways.

I have 3 of their tablets every day from a Monday to a Friday once a month. So 15 tablets then three weeks off. I've had two loads now and I'm having a years run with this, so I've got 10 months left. It's tough but there's no point whinging.

I'd be delighted if he died, that's how much I hate him. Our identity is eroded because of fatty, he's a cunt, hopefully we become us again when he leaves or his helicopter fucks off in to the sea.

Aye they are. Every 3 month they scan my brain. Should be within 2 years at the latest before it comes back, but there's a chance it could be 10 or 20 years. Small chance but we'll see what happens. I've had 4 pints in 4 and a half weeks, so I can live without beer. The chemo is awful like, completely fucks me up, it's the worst thing. Even aside from that though, my feelings are canny bitter because I'm never that happy and I'm never that sad. It's clipped how I feel. I went to Newcastle v Chelsea, and walked out of the ground thinking where's my happiness gone? Normally I'd have been thinking about knocking one oot! Anyway 10 more month of chemo, then hopefully a lack of whinging for a while.

One of the things I like about this season is that I don't really care that much. We know what the bastard is about and we now have the most boring existence you can have. Southampton are a decent side and their movement off the ball was better than ours, but it was a shit game, really shit, dull and everything this fat bastard has imposed upon us. It is evil I know, but I pray for a Harding style ending.

I have 12 sessions of chemo over a year. I have them 5 days in a row once a month. I'm right in the middle of series 2, it's got me fucked to be honest, so tired and we're nearly at 3 weeks without a drink. Thanks for asking though Gloom, I'll be alright if my lass pipes down when I'm not resting in bed and Ashley gets his heart disease. I tell you what as well it's got my memory fucked, particularly short term.

Not had a drink for 17 days, not through choice neither. Fucked. Desperate for a pint but can't.

How the fuck did we lose to Sunderland. Honest truth based on this and other performances but particularly today, these are as bad as the 15 point mackems of 2006. Woeful. Worse than us.

A woeful thing to be 100% spot on about 49 months later.

Are you sure we should get someone who is a psychopath and went to the same school as me?!?

Well in Howe's case, a club who probably will have an 80% chance of relegation, with 9,000 fans watching home games. Or a club who's fans turn their nose up at say 12th with England's third best crowds.

Anyone think the aroma of Ignacio Gonzalez should be drifting over with this one?

Boro have lost 2 in 19. Few draws in there but great form all the same 10 7 2. Their best games are against the absolute top sides too.

In the last 6 weeks they've won 5-1 away, beaten a team picked by many for promotion in Norwich 4-0, and apparently their best show was beating Derby 2-0 the other week in what many Boro fans described as their best game in years.

Aye I saw Karanka play against us in the San Memes in 1994, he was a class little player for Bilbao who later played for Real Madrid. Certainly done better than Mowbray and others down there.

Aye but he's never taken up a managerial role. England were actually good under him. Love the style of play he's always preached too, not many proper Newcastle fans would consider his appointment a disaster. We'd collectively be happier than December 2010 anyway.

Exactly. I guarantee he'd happily take it too.

Fuck off you knob. At the end of the day you've made a typical mix up of your shite. Responding to my KK 8 years without a job patter, a situation Hoddle is in now. Granted I should've realised your knowledge starts and ends within the Sky era. Another thing - Keegan was out of football 8 years, he admittedly didn't even know the majority of places in the top flight never mind anything else. Hoddle remains the most articulate and intelligent voice in football points of view in most normal peoples viewing of top end football. He claims himself he's had 26 managerial job offers since 2006 but is just waiting for the right one.

You quite clearly weren't even on about the 84-92 period though, you'd have been better off not even responding. While you're on could you show me evidence of Hoddle's recent job applications.

Eh? He didn't do a thing from 1984 to 1992, absolutely nothing. He lived in Spain playing golf and he got bored.

2014 has been the worst year of my life. 2015 will be one of the best, and I'm starting the year by not having one drink till February. I can see a situation if we go to some party where I get too much and end up in South Tyneside hospital again. January 1st 1997 I was 19, watching Newcastle beat Leeds 3-0 after a bottle of whisky the night before, I fell asleep in my seat, those days are gone.