McFaul

Nearly every sweaty in existence is racist then. Pathetic comment. Pre-match banter ffs. In fact every Rangers or Celtic fan must be racist if that's the case, plus anyone who sings the JOCK** national anthem, Flower of Scotland - kicking the English to fuck is all its about. ** I suppose that's racist too?

Sissoko. When he's shite, we're shite. When he looks active and like he wants to play a massive part, we're a different side.

My boycott will last till Wankley leaves, but it's having 90 minutes break on 21st December against the staggeringly different population 12 miles away. If anyone has 2 or 3 tickets to sell for it I'd be most grateful.

Great few weeks that, the Holland 4-1 just four days later. Shows what cunts the FA were to half agree with Venables resignation.

I know the vast majority without any doubt are dying to shout "fuck England anyway", but I sincerely hope we don't lose to this shower of shite tonight. Hate them as much as they hate my country. Ginger inbred cunts. It's better being bald. They deservedly beat England in 1999 at Wembley but it's 29 years since they beat us up there, a 4-0 England score would make me happy, hand on heart though we're so shit the potential is there that we might get turned over tonight.

Third world tramps. Nothing gives me more shame than the fact 1/8th of my blood is jock. I'm even more proud of my 1/4 Irish blood.

Belta. No treatment for 4 weeks now, chemo next. The next 3 weeks are supposed to be the worst of my life, I'll feel worse and worse for 3 weeks then much better all of a sudden. Also I am in a good mood full stop. Me and wor lass are likely to holiday in Paphos next year, so nee complaints here. In fact I'm in such a good mood, my Ashley boycott will be put on hold for one game against the mackems.

If Maradona played now he could. In the 80s managers would literally say to centre halfs, "right kick that cunt to fuck", especially in Italy. Argentina played Italy in the 1982 World Cup and Giantile kicked Maradona out of the game so badly, in modern day football he'd have been sent off 4 times in the game. It was all like that in Serie A too for years yet he was still helping a club who had won fuck all ever to two titles in three years. In modern football Maradona would've been every bit as good as Messi if not better, as long as he left the toot alone.

Clough done a good job, but there was 60 clubs in English football who were big enough to win trophies in those days. The fact the likes of Derby and Nottingham Forest, Leeds who used to be tiny pre-60s, won titles, the likes of Ipswich won European Trophies shows quite clearly football in those days was more of an even level playing field. You had 40 clubs in my view, who if managed correctly from top to bottom with the right men in charge, could actually have been English Champions. That is in no way talking shite. Even Watford and Southampton CAME SECOND. In my eyes, my deluded eyes, the only clubs who are clearly out of our league historically and support wise are Arsenal, Man Utd and Liverpool. After that it's a fact we get the ELEVENTH best crowds in Europe, we're TWENTIETH richest in Europe, and we have absolutely fuck all hope of winning the Champions League at this moment in time. It's changed. The battle at the top of world football is now so intense, if we're honest could more than 10 clubs win the Champions League now? Like shite. Football's changed, and Mourinho has done as well if not better than Clough. Porto ffs.

Cheers everyone else for the kind words. I'm telling you now I'll still be talking pish on here in 20 years. Fuck statistics.

Aye I did but....the only worse one than mine is lung cancer statistically though, a neck one would be a godsend rather than this pish. Malignant brain tumours are completely and utterly different in every single way from any other form of cancer. There is one good point, and a million bad. The one good point is it's incredibly rare that it spreads. When you have a malignant brain tumour, and they're given ratings from 1 to 4, mine was a 3, 90% of the time they come back within 5-10 years, usually takes 2 years. There's a small amount of people who go past the 10 years and I'm praying I'm one, because I wouldn't wish this treatment on my worst enemy, and even more unfortunately there's every chance that I'll not be able to have any more treatment in the future. I'm THE first person in Europe to go through this radio/chemo particular process and they think it's going to be a break through for every fucka. I really hope so.

Mourinho would improve any club results wise, I'd argue that case with anyone. Absolute miracle that he won the Champions League with not just Porto, but Inter Milan too. If Mourinho went to the mackems for 6 years, he'd win 3 Cups, have them in Europe, and have promoted the area well enough to make Sunderland the tourist capital of the North of England. Genius. Pellegrini looks about 90, and with a £400m squad, wants locking up for losing against shite like CSKA Moscow and the toon for that matter.

Haven't mentioned me carry on for about 6 weeks now. Maybe longer. Been having radiotherapy and have had 30 sessions to date. Three more to go, it's finished on Monday thank fuck! If you ever get anything wrong with your brain and there's a few on here seem to have had reading a few of their posts, I'll tell you now it's nee picnic. I've lost half me hair during the treatment but there's a canny chance it'll come back. I'll be gutted if I have to be walking the streets like The Fish and MF for years to come looking a decade older than I am. Honestly though I wouldn't wish this on me worst enemy. I was alright till week 4, I'm completely fucked now, and when it ends on Monday, I'll feel even worse than I do now gradually to a peak over the next 4 weeks. I get a 5 week break and then I start chemo for 6 months. Believe it or not, me and 10 others in the North East are THE first people in Europe to try this kind of chemo too, they're confident it's a break through for the treatment so I says aye goo on why not? Me appetite hasn't departed, my better half has been good as gold so I can't whinge too much, even the toon are helping matters. So nee more whinging on here, never said anything for a few month so I thought I'd do an update for the few people who have met me, and the odd few (geordies mind) who used to value my toon posts.

:lol: Take a bow son (in Andy's Gray Scottish accent)

This Boro goal the lad scored on Saturday is my favourite goal this season, the quickness of his feet are just incredible. He only beats two players but what a goal. I love this goal so much, takes me back to playing for the school, but people rarely get away with them against professional defenders.

I'd give our performance 7 out of 10 and their's 2. What Gus Poyet said in March seems absolutely true. "Liverpool in the future without Suarez will be a midtable team." He's right. They are shit, and I have to say Gerrard almost looks like he's finished. That 20m quid centre half is average, and people saying that Sterling has the potential to be as good as Messi and Ronaldo should keep off the drugs. I'm delighted at how shit they've been this season. We were well organised and Sissoko is genuinely trying to grab games by the throat now, he looks more confident and that helps youngsters like Abeid and Aarons doing them the world of good.

My lass absolutely adores their food shop at the top of the main street in Newcastle, Northumberland Street. Fucking vile stuff. Fair enough there's little fat in it, but the taste is utterly awful and gives me the shits. I'm sure their whisky is no better. The life expectancy of the Japanese is above everyone else in the world and is 4 years above ours in the UK. I'd rather die earlier than eat their pish personally. Glenmorangie and Glenfiddich are the two best drinks in the world, however I'm sure stating you love drinking Japanese whisky does wonders for how interesting you sound. Never tasted anything that comes anywhere near both of the Glen's myself. I'm a single malt boy.

Brilliant. Nearly as good as HIS bits in the paper the other day suggesting Newcastle and Liverpool have one of the friendliest bonds anywhere in football.

Thank fuck. I'd be considering topping myself if that was the case.

Thanks a lot mate, you national health people deserve to be lottery winners. Most of you anyway.

Million times better than a fat bald 5ft7 cripple like yee though mate. I divvint knaa how you've never put a roof through in your job given the consistency of your 15st.

He's an odd bod isn't he. Now I appreciate he MAY NOT write the headlines, but even the text suggests that Ayoze said Newcastle have turned the corner, then there's the quotes and he's said nothing like that at all. A bloke who writes suffering unbelievable hangovers in my view. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/ayoze-perez-wins-spanish-awards-8009397

There's few clubs in the world deserve Ashley more than Rangers. I'd be delighted if he sold us and bought them 100%. He is made for them, fat alcoholic cunt.

Aye not the best mate imo, went up top 16st5 from a fit 14st, I'll get down in December though when me chemo starts.

First time I've had a skinheed since 2002. Would be nice if the toon were as good as we were then once again mind. Got 14 more week days to go for my radiotherapy, and sadly I have went bald as a result. I've had 19 so far. I do look my age now though with a skinhead, put weight on, lost my hair, but I'm not in the slightest bit depressed. The odds are slightly against me, but not impossible. I'm no fat yank, I'm no old cripple, I'm no do nothing lazy bastard (I live in gyms), and I swear I'm going to beat this long term, not for 2 years, or 5 years, long term. I've had 12 pints in 7 weeks, and it's done me no harm staying away from the beer.