McFaul

I find the Chronicle's report this morning about Pardew's end of season bonus quite disgusting to be honest. Newcastle 0 Sunderland 3, Newcastle 0 Everton 3, Newcastle 0 Tottenham 4, Southampton 4 Newcastle 0. Absolutely disgusting. He should give it to charity.

If we win today I'll post a picture of my cock, that's how convinced I am we'll get a hiding.

14 quid thems cost!

Some cunts made this for me.

10 minutes to go against Palace allegedly and who's going home?

Thoughts? Just incredible. @TrueGeordieNUFC

You can't say anything that hasn't been said about this incredibly average poorly supported club of tramps, but make no mistake about it we're far from guaranteed a win tonight. Honestly 1-0 would do, we've been really scrappy for a long while, and these overachievers have proved that despite having the same sort of budget as similar sized clubs like West Ham and Sunderland, they've been extremely well ran for a number of years. I honestly think Everton are at the absolute limit of what they could ever achieve as a club this season, whereas we are far from it and are still a far better supported, far richer club than they are. I'll go for 1-0.

Happy Birthday kidda. Scares me you're only 6 years older than me mind.

Canny. Joining the Man Utd of my industry on Monday. Haven't had a drink since Saturday, and my lasses mother said she'd love to be me mother in law at the weekend. She'll have to pipe down about that for a few years though ffs. Desperate to beat these tramps tonight it would make me smile lots. Even Martinez is talking about the CL, deluded tramps.

His latest stunt is banning me from the clubs twitter site.

I'm really enjoying living in South Shields like. I'll be honest though, most of the people are canny even the Sunderland fans, but..........hand on heart the people in general are more backward than people from Newcastle. Also, there's far more charva's and ugly cunts than you find in the toon. Having said that, everything is cheap. I nearly got set about on Sunday for cheering when Man City scored in The Fountain, I didn't realise it was a mackem pub. It's truly ridiculous how many Sunderland fans there are, toon fans are outnumbered imo.

I remember playing them last game one year and we lost 1-2, and there was a pitch invasion. I took a big lump of turf home.

Well why you such a cunt? You from the Midlands?

Shhhh now you silly jock cunt.

wronguns

I know a lot about that case, one of my best pals in the world is very deeply involved in it. Incredible story really, I'll write about it when the trials over.

Fromage frites and no mistake.

I'm not accusing anyone, but poor form IF someone off here has infected his computer as he's claiming. I don't even know how they'd do it mind.

Something most shaggable about this woman. Anyway irrespective what people think of Pardew 2 home defeats in a row is unacceptable, 6 is absolutely staggering. We'll live our whole lives and probably not lose 5 home games in a row again, and this could be 6. So fuck that, I hope we win. 2,000 Villa, not like them mind.

Has New Orleans got a Tesco that does cooked Cumberland Sausage for £1.75 a go? Does it fuck! Kinky Park does, and it never has to evacuate its population when the North Sea gets emotional.

Never knew Simon Weston was a toon fan.

Sebru sebruveetza!!!!

Wor local is the Marsden Inn, and you get the odd mackem accent but nar it's spot on. Even the council estate areas in Shields are better than Newcastle. The Nook is supposed to be rough, but that's nice compared to Benwell and Scotchy.