McFaul

I live in Newburn now, which is alreet, but.....I'm moving to South Shields before the summer is out. Never thought I'd see the day, it's not forever, but I'm ashamed to admit it I quite like it. Every time I'm out though in Shields town with wor lass I end up speaking to a Sunderland fan and not once have I come to blows yet. I have to say as well, people from South Shields are fuck all like mackems, and they're generally more chilled than geordies, it's not as advanced but not as aggressive, accent is far more like wors than remotely mackem.

20 the first time, been back twice since then.

What ye on aboot ya daft cunt?

Especially as it was announced the day after the mackems beat us 0-3.

Club statement, the Express are now banned for saying Pardew is one game from the sack. what a comedy act of a hierarchy doon there now. http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140218/club-statement_2281670_3675354?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

He should go while he supports Ashley. I'd support him if he stopped rimming. The whole world and his dog can see the problem.

As long as I can remember those arrest figures being published, we've been in the top 5 of all the 92 clubs every single season, and in most of those either first or second. So at least we have a chance of coming first in something every season.

So what is 51k home average (10th highest in Europe) like for a club who haven't won a domestic trophy for 59 years? Unparalleled.

Plus the free advertising which would potentially be worth 10s of millions for his cheap and grotty sports company.

I hope the sweaties get their independence personally. Will certainly raise the British life expectancy ratio if they do, with England, Wales and Northern Ireland on their own.

Sounds like he's went off sex to me. Early midlife crisis?

Gorgeous George Graham

haha aye or "Cowboy" Brian Horton.

You can see what he'll do straight away. Employ Roy Hodgson, encouraging headlines of "THE ROY RUMBLE".

10 Clubs I hate Im not a pacifist, theres loads of football clubs I just dont like, either because of their players, their managers or more often than not their supporters. As Im in a shit mood and have an hour to kill I thought Id write my top 10 cunt list, and the reasons why I hate them. 1 Sunderland I dont like mackems. I worked there for years, absolute tramps. It sounds bigoted, and there is too much bigotry in the world, but their accent is a disgrace to vocal chords. They nearly all smoke and they exist to hate us. Theres times Ive watched games and wanted Sunderland to win because occasionally the baring of their result has influenced our league place, but I always feel guilty. I dont want banter with them, I want fuck all to do with Sunderland towny mackems. Its no exaggeration to say they hate Newcastle United, everything Newcastle upon Tyne is and geordies more than they love their own club and city. 2 Liverpool There are times I hate them more than the mackems even. Was summed up by Steve McManaman (who is a grade A cunt) in the paper, saying Carroll would take longer to settle at Liverpool because theres more pressure and theyre a club on a much higher level than Newcastle? Fucking what? For starters you could play for Real Madrid and the pressure would be no greater than it is here. Even Souness the cunt said the pressure and focus on you managing Newcastle United is greater than he found it at Rangers and Liverpool, and theyre only on another level because they have a rich owner no other reason. They havent won the title for 24 years, and havent even come close to it, I just dont get why theyre regarded as special. You could write a fucking book on why theyre cunts, two books even, and its not just the football club. Its the attitude of scousers too, theyre not all twats, but Ive met so many Ive just wanted to smack, the ones who accentuate their horrible accents too, Im honestly grimacing writing this about them. My dislike of Liverpool is significantly greater than my dislike of Everton and I dont like them neither. 3 Tottenham The most undeservedly mouthy fans of them all. Patronise Newcastle no end, when the fact is our last 20 years has been better than theirs. They couldnt fill 36000 till Jol took over now theyre claiming to be the Real Madrid of the south. Suck me clems. Big support in London and Jerusalem, no where else. 4 Everton Fucking tramps. Waaays ya tlophies??!?! is all you get out of them when the fact is if youre under 26 theyve won one cup in your lifetime. Absolute hovel of a place, and yet another club whos fans are obsessed with us. Mickey mouse club in my eyes with a spor of the support we have, never take any shit off these over-achieving paraffins. 5 Leeds Got family who support Leeds so I know a lot about the club, been to Elland Road for loads of games which havent involved Newcastle. Now I dont want to get in to a big club debate. Newcastle dont have the recent history to call themselves a big club, but in my opinion only three or four clubs do. What I will remember about Leeds this season is this comment from Allan Clarke. Quote He said: Jermaine is doing a great job for Leeds, the fans love him, and he is already with the biggest club hell ever play for. Lets face it, Leeds are far bigger than Newcastle, so Jermaine should stay at Elland Road and become a real hero there. It really is like comparing The Titanic to the Shields Ferry, the arrogant deluded bastard. They are a shit club in a city which isnt even football orientated, and listening to the crack last week, something along the lines of Leeds were 15 points above Norwich five months ago, and now theres been a 13 point swing. I dont want to laugh at a teams misfortune, but theyve lost too much momentum to think theyll go up in the play offs, and I love it. I hope they stay in that league forever, a league smaller club Newcastle has never been in in its 118 year history I may add. Shit club, shit fans. Pipe down and stay down. The funny thing is Bates was a great chairman in January 2010, and Grayson was the next Mourinho, these days Bates is seen as the anti-christ and Grayson their worst manage ever who shouldve been sacked earlier. 6 Celtic 7 Rangers see here https://moderndaydoilum.wordpress.com/2013/12/31/rangers-and-celtic-two-of-the-biggest-clubs-in-eh-werruld-aye-right/ 8 Aston Villa I was in with them in the Holte End and every myth peddled about Newcastle was being spouted all around me, and every stereotype about brummies fulfilled. If we relegated anyone I would seriously hope we wouldnt be so small time to make flags about a non rival team. Fucking what a set of wanks. From now on I will take extra satisfaction in doing these small time wanks, they are nothing, they are nothing to me and most toon fans, but the sheer delight they took in our relegation will live long in the memory, the toon fans who were there were dignified and showed more class than what most supports would, but despite the pain of relegation, my pride in being geordie was magnified 10 fold in seeing the difference between us and them. 9 Barcelona The global bumming they receive is beyond parallel, theyve been marketed very very well over the last decade, well I dont buy any of this UNICEF bollocks as anything other than a publicity stunt designed long term for their supporters to accept shirt sponsorship. Its a very cynical attitude to have but Im not their biggest fan. They extremely good PR, I can see through it. 10 Boro Hate us almost as much as the mackems do. They want us to care but we dont really. Shit hole place like most of the places South of the Tyne in the North of England, and they soaked in jealousy of Newcastle and Newcastle United. Common as fuck most of their fans. Other special mentions for Nottingham Forest, Portsmouth, Fulham, any Italian club, Wolves and Man City

Aye but you're nee closer to the pitch 22 years later

Aye Gateshead 1 Kettering 2 circa 1992

Hehe I did leave, straight after the second, 58 mins gone I was in the strawberry.

Move to Australia get a tan, and watch links. It would be easier than how it is at the minute

I'd watch Gateshead if they weren't at that shit stadium miles from the pitch.

I hope anyone who has had a spor of respect for Ashley crashes their car today, with nee seatbelt on at 75 mph. There ye are.

Fuckin sick of it me, and I was there one of the 10004 against Oxford to get rid of McKeag, I'm fuckin sick of it. Patience is gone.

Watch it be replayed in 20 years time on Sky as an all time classic now.

for a big lad am shite in the air, am more like Cantona, you can be my water carrier.

Tottenham have a shite record here, it's like they're scared when they come here, 4 wins here in 30 years says I'm talking sense. I think we'll win 1-0 in a really shit game.