McFaul

No disrespect CT but am 6ft2 and just over 14 and a half stone, you're 5ft 7 and 14st, so how am I a 34 waist and you're a 32 waist???

About 87 or 88 the club brought out a newspaper called "United". It only last 3 issues because it was shit and no one bought it, but one of the headlines was, and I shit you not, "NO GUARANTEES ABOUT MARADONA BUT......"

Do thems qualify as nice?

Watched the reserves today, Adam Campbell had an absolute shocker. I'd be absolutely staggered if he makes it at Premier League level.

http://moderndaydoilum.wordpress.com/2013/11/27/were-we-the-best-supporters-in-the-country-20-years-ago-no-doubt-about-it/ Few memories from 1992.

You've messed this table up. 2004 56 points "Souness", that had nothing to do with Souness, he came in the September of the following season. "Grrrr".

Managed to put 11lbs on in 18 days, what a fuckin knacka. 15st2 again now.

I'm more articulate than Ryder and that truly is an insult. He's incredible.

pic.twitter.com/MWuIjIpZcm mein gotten

pic.twitter.com/FSvuLN70BO and you've been on there all that time??

A bit rich coming from you mind!

I don't know where this reputation of me being a fat cunt comes from? I might be many things but am not fat, I wouldn't want to be skinnier and that's the truth.

Don't hold back let it all out Gemmill.

For my size I've always had brilliant co-ordination but since I stopped playing football I keep losing balance like a cripple. I've got a bump on me heed too, the 14 pints I consumed were probably to blame.

It was nowt to do with weight! Think Keith Houchen 1987 FA Cup Final and you're somewhere near.

I'm shit at anything practical, brilliant with my feet shite with my hands. Is that all it'll cost 30 quid?

How much would cost to repair a 3 foot crack in my plastering, its just a straight line not across or nowt, fell against the wall drunk.

There'd be no ginger people knocking about that's for certain.

Don't drink tea or coffee, all I drink is water (loads of it), lager and whisky.

Many of mine too, but they're Shaun Ryder like, in that I can remember everything before and after. The smoggie game on the pitch was fantastic, it felt like a spiritual experience sitting on the pitch.

I tell you what gets me about Celtic, they genuinely believe they are well liked and respected. You never even notice they exist in England really.

Latest blog I did yesterday, about when we beat Leeds 5-2. Had over 2,000 hits in 12 hours this. http://moderndaydoilum.wordpress.com/2013/11/17/one-of-the-greatest-days-ever-to-be-a-toon-fan/

Shut up ya daft cunt, no one plays for Celtic if they're any good. That's a fact.

England were a disgrace, we go to the World Cup with as much chance as Bosnia.

It reminds me of Coming To America.