McFaul

The best photograph I've ever taken. Makes me laugh every time I look at it.

Nowt really, went from 92kgs to 100kgs from November to January back down to 97 now. I'm fit as a fiddle really, 80 mile bike rides nee bother, five a side still canny, 900 calorie burning cross trainer sessions twitter.com/leazeslad/status/425354640298086401/photo/1 nee bother, but.......if I run on concrete any more than 3 miles me knees start fucking aching. OC

There was a kid called J69 His accent doesn't belong on the Tyne He has scores of mackem mates They all love Eric Gates Volvic lover with no drunken states

There's a picture of a seasoned poster on here who's on holiday in Germany at the time, that this thing is made for...

It's taken me many years to reach this point, but I'm more concerned about what I think about other people than what I think they think about me. If someone doesn't like me, that's not my fault, I honestly don't give a fuck any more. It sounds arrogant but it's how I feel.

Looking forward to doing my 84 miler as soon as it gets warm. Toon, S Shields, Sunderland, CLS, Stanley, Consett, Slaley Hall, Hexham, Wylam, Toon. I implore people to do it, but... only do it if you're fit because it's hard work, espcially when you have a pint every 10 miles like me.

Good I don't like them never have, fucking arseholes. Anyone that was at Maine Road in 2000, knows what a horrible bunch of tramps they are. Ugly dwarf cunts mancs.

In other words, I wish we had a crowd who were so vociferous in trying to influence referees

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1244326662907&set=pb.1071585062.-2207520000.1389791794.&type=3&theater State of the cunt, I look like Brad Pitt compared to that. Mancs are small and ugly. That's a fact. 5ft8 with bad heads.

Shut up you ya daft cunt you're a mickey mouse club who have the fourth best team in the world, through Arab oil money, yet still can't sell out your cheap as fuck ground because you have and never had had NO SIGNIFICANT FANBASE. You were division 3 15 years ago, somewhere proper clubs like us, Arsenal, Man Utd, Chelsea, Everton and Liverpool have NEVER been.

Haven't been on here for a week or so, but I was proud of the toon on Sunday we were brilliant, and were probably the better team. No mean feat, absolutely maximum there's only three teams in the WORLD better than Man City, and we did ourselves proud. People calling Pardew for shouting "you owld caaant" at their manager should just pipe down. One of his finest hours in football, genuine, passionate and embarrassing, all three things I look football men to be. We're not Man City, but we're not a million miles away from Tottenham, Man Utd and Liverpool, we're a canny side and I think we'll win at West Ham.

He served in the British Army as a senior ranking officer.

A bald geordie gigolo must be able to attract a niche market doon there too?

Aye I'll see what I can do for you. Divvint put nee private data on just what you've done, and I'll have a chat with people. Ideally if you have a degree or can demonstrate articulacy and sales ability, you'd be half way there. Leazes will never move on till he's allowed back on here, that's a fact.

Agreed, I don't know why there are laughing smileys involving such a taboo subject.

Got some good friends in London who are directors now of recruitment companies. I can put a word in if that's where you want to go next? PS Stop winding Leazes up man.

haha you and me both. Apparently it got voted the UK's best hotel in 2012. There was 90 people from my company there, I'm one of 3 geordies out of the 90, majority of them are mackems and apparently I wasn't very complimentary about SAFC, although I have no memory of this.

Was at that Rockliffe Hall at the weekend, 225 quid a night, just unbelievable really. 5 star hotel, only the third I've ever slept in. It was so nice I felt guilty, I was ridiculously drunk, but what a fabulous place. 10/10. The Boro training ground is literally right next door, that was fantastic too, had a neb around.

I was a child of the Iam McFaul era.

His latest one moves away from football somewhat, and he's assumed a Geordie Jeremy Kyle type role.

Sounds like me minus the middle aged bit.

Anyone got any thoughts on "The True Geordie" and his videos?

Interesting that everyone who's met him (including people slagging him off on this thread) have said he's a thoroughly decent bloke in person.