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Called stalkers rather than supporters iirc.

If they go down and he is found guilty they'll never hear the end of it mind. He'll get plenty of abuse from the travelling fans, hopefully it puts him off scoring his usual 30 yard raker against us rather than make him work hard for one.

The main bloke striding round like he has just shit in his pants doesn't help either.

I think the ref just saw a two footed challenge and that was it, it had no power behind it but the stupid fucker meant to go in two footed as he quite often seems to get himself in a paddy when he is having a frustrating game and someone with pace is showing him up. The lack of protestations from him said it all, looked the same as when he kicked over Suarez and a few other of his pointless sendings off. Our back four is embarrassingly bad now, it was shit enough with Colocinni there nevermind having to have a fucking fullback in alongside Williamson. Tragic.

Really shite today. Colo is a bellend and it's not the first time he has lost his rag like a bairn and got himself sent off, utterly shit captain tbh. Gouffran is just a fucking joke now, first off cutting inside on the edge of our own box and then kicking Lennon over when he was heading out of the box and had multiple defenders on him how the fuck does he start man? Riviere is fucking junk, what a useless player. I think we looked a fair bit better, in that we completed some forward passes, when Jonas, Cabella and Perez come on. Carver is a cock, he has no right to be in the position he is in. I also thought Everton looked fucking crap but we were so appalling that they were basically gifted a win, the first goal was a woeful shot that Krul completely fucked up, the second was comic stuff from Gouffran, the third goal was canny play by Barkley to be fair but I think most on here could run backwards and still outpace Williamson so it doesn't say a lot. I think the whole squad needs to work on positioning, unless they just cant be arsed. It's lucky we've picked up enough points to be pretty much safe as there's no way Carver can manage this lot to many more points. Also want to thank Mike for successfully thinning the squad because we were managing fine before January, it's going to be fantastic watching the end to the season now our wank hair cutted bellend of a captain has went and got himself banned. Time to see how fantastic these youth players we've been getting told are unbelievable for the last few seasons are. This derby is going to be fucking tragic mind, the FA should cancel the match as it's going to be detrimental for the league if anyone watches.

The gus bus has broken down.

I just like how he will completely ignore all these posts and post another update soon. Where did lanky mackem pig Kevin Kyle walk his dog today essseemmmbeeeeeeee?

Aye we stand a chance attracting someone over Wolfsburg and Spurs. It's not even like we can say we'd offer the most money anymore.

"Can wu use less pickle on the cheese and pickle sandwiches next time? It aggravates me heart borrn" "Motion to use less pickle denied, cockeyed Mala prefers extra pickle" "Furrfuckssakeman"

Mala gets me everytime and the daft shite does fuck all.

Aye that does make it a tough decision to be fair.

Harry Kane has scored 2 more so far today, wonder if Hodgson has found that space in the squad yet

Worrying about people getting parking close to the ground and cheaper hotels What a bunch of fucking bellends, then moaning about fan mail for the players like a group of kids. The whole thing is a total waste of time, the club wouldn't ever answer questions they don't like anyway or would deflect them. The MYM answers are nice and depressing though, how many times have we missed our top target because the selling our own player part took too long of course I'm sure none of the arse lickers in attendance raised a murmur about that issue after that.

Evans would definitely turn his nose up at that sort of behavior, he's just not that type of lad.

Aye spot on, spitting is somewhere between racism and biting to the FA. Cisse was provoked by something worse than racism (going off previous bans) so that should figure into their thinking when handing out the punishment to Cisse and Evans. It wont of course and I fully expect Cisse to get the full 7 games and Evans to get a written apology from the FA for wasting his time as he's clearly a top bloke who would never spit on someone, he just spits really close to players that he has just fouled.

It's a bit mental that spitting is seen as worse than violent conduct, Suarez got 10 games for his biting of Ivanovic didn't he? Spitting is trampy aye but I don't see why it warrants a higher penalty than a 3 match ban.

The number 8 story on the right is a good one too.

Van Gaal is a winnet like, is the only bloke in the league that could rival Bruce and Fat Sam in the fat fucking hippo head contest the fucking huckle. Man Utd looked utterly shit, for a player as utterly shite as Riviere to have that many excellent chances is laughable. I noticed the Hartlepool Reds were in attendence tonight in all the pack of cunts, hope their bus breaks down on the way home the monkey killing wanks.

Aye could be the case, I always find it daft when they have someone who heavily favours one side thats playing but they don't bother representing the other side. Keane and Shearer kicking lumps out of each other in the BT studio would liven up this dull affair more than another Riviere fuck up

I'd have more time for Shearer as a commentator if he did mind, instead he's just dull as fuck and tries his best not to show any favour.

Bit harsh this lad only likes him when he's fit, got to support the lad through thick and thin.