Howay

I'd almost forgotten he was on the pitch by the 2nd half, I'd not have noticed him if it wasn't for him constantly howking it down the pitch when under no pressure at all constantly giving possession away. He's even looking piss poor defensively these days so he serves no purpose whatsoever.

:lol: This club is fucking tragic man, I'm becoming increasingly worried that this knacker has a real shot at the job. I'm hoping Ashley will see that a bloke scraping survival with a point per game average isn't sustainable, but Ashley loves to roll the dice if it'll save him money. Carver is pathetically poor, his subs are genuinely more baffling than Pardews were, he consistently subs the most dangerous looking players of the game while keeping on the ones that are being either detrimental or simply doing fuck all and his touchline instructions are on about the same level as a player manager for a pub team. The team also really responded to his woeful decisions by actually playing worse than they were, which was a difficult thing to do given how fucking crap they'd been apart from that one piece of class from Janmaat and Cisse.

What mode has he been in all day up to stepping off the bus? Charver mode? He really is completely unqualified to be in the job.

Aye it's a thrill ride like.

We do play City, Man Utd, Everton, Arsenal, mackems, Spurs, Liverpool, Swansea and West Ham in those 13 games, most in a nice long row just to obliterate confidence with Carver probably yelling at them to stop being shit or other brilliant coaching advice. I still think we'll manage to stop up now but I think it's going to be more down to teams like Villa being shite than us picking up many more points.

That was fucking shocking, we were so useless in creating chances against an utterly shit team. The sad thing is when the team creates chances they seem to finish them but we create so few chances we really struggle to score. The possession is becoming really worrying under Carver as well, we only had 46% tonight against an Alan Pardew side and last week we struggled to get to 40% at home against Stoke, this blokes a fucking fraud in all.

That's 3 times in the last few minutes that gouffran has just blasted it up the pitch while under no pressure giving palace possession. What a fucking useless prick

Why does he sub cabella off every fucking game. We may as well have played this game with 10 men the impact that Gouffran has had on the game and he is going to play the full 90.

Williamson miles from his man. Suppose essembee will blame Janmaat for that one too

Aye Williamson has been shocking tonight. Wilkinson completely missing again as fucking usual.

Someone needs to have a word with Williamson and tell him to pack in shooting ffs. He is pathetically bad at it

Palace fan threw a coin at Colocinni, heard a couple yelling "hit him, hiiiit him" everytime Perez touches the ball. Quality club they suit Pardew to the ground the fourth rate bamps.

Class goal, brilliant header by Cisse and a quality ball in from essemmbees favorite player Janmaat.

The fucking state of Chamakh with his white face mask and balding mohawk

Williamson and gouffran combining to show their class there. Pair of useless cunts

Fucking hell.

That too.

The amount of no mark slapheads in our coaching staff man, surely the North Easts finest could hide in among that lot to get an exclusive on bottle gate.

He is a shocking dresser mind. Bottle-gate is a non-starter tbh, I'd do worse than kick a bottle if I had his talent and had to be coached by fucking knuckle draggers like Carver and Stone. As long as Carver is playing him I don't think there's much to worry about, it's if he stops playing him like Pardew did so Obertan/Gouffran can play that will be worrying.

I'm not sure it's just as easy as "you have to want to win the ball" when the bloke you're trying to challenge for the ball is 6' 7".

Honestly at this point it could be a fan in his shirt and there'd be little drop off, he does fuck all. He doesn't have the physical side to play the defensive side and he also doesn't have the skill to make up for his lack of physicality so he's just a bit meh. I'd rather give Abeid chances to play than persist in hoping there's a player in there at this point.

Utterly dull performance, no doubt we'll suffer a similar wank display against Palace before the dismal run of howkings we have coming up.

Fuck off man, missed 2 very good chances especially Obertans, Williamson then proving he's an utter moron and that lanky streak of piss scores again. Fucking shocking.