Howay

Cabella off for Obertan fucking hell man

38% possession in that first half at home against Stoke ffs. Stoke look their typical dirty bastard selves and it seems again that Cabella is most likely to make something happen, good thing Pardew thought he wasn't good enough for all these months.

I know Kinnear had a rough time getting players over the line, so if old rubber neck had a rough time of it I'd say it's canny difficult.

He'd not fit our system at all anway, he demands far too much money for transfers and player wages. I know Ashley apparently tried to get him in the past but that was before we had these sort of caps etc iirc.

What's the look meant to be? legged it away from the local pack of wild staffy terriers on the way to his sisters house?

Watched this the other week and enjoyed it too. The contrast of seeing that half drunk ex-special forces British bloke banging on about how no one gives a fuck about the gorillas and the locals just pretend to care because they're sitting on vast natural resources with the lad who worked with the gorillas everyday was powerful. Powerful documentary.

I'd "like to think" I'm Kate Uptons choice, let's hope Carvers hopes are just as unlikely.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/555608/Newcastle-Hull-John-Carver-team-s-choice-manager Fuck this and fuck him.

They get some top experience... In fact I'd rather they just play for the reserves.

We fucking won 3-0 anyway man you crazy bastard! He was never going to start coming off playing that many games and travelling anyway and he still even ended up being brought on. You daft mackem wank.

Aye it does look like it could have been accidental from just the incident.

Nah he meant it like, him and that lad had been winding each other up all game. Bertrand had shoved him away and they'd been arguing after a whistle about five minutes before he did that.

But it does seem as if we should be allowed in the AFCON or the Asian cup. FIFA really are a bunch of cunts!

Taylor will be in full kit wanker mode for the next 3 month after seeing that

"Geordie boys taking the piss" ringing out, no doubt they're talking about Carver and Stone hoying Gouffran on and him scoring. Hull are utterly fucking shite it looks like we will be safe if this is the sort of dross we're up against.

Well he was canny unsure Elmohaddy handballed it so they should probably at least have a goal

You'd think Hull had been pretty impressive today if you listened to him.

Sammy! Fucking hell

Waddle goes "does he hand ball it? he's disguised it well if he has" after seeing the first replay, had it completely above his head it wasn't even a question.

Pleased we've been watching Gouffran instead of him all season

Be interesting to see Martinez's reaction if one of his players is on the receiving end of one of McManaman's challenges.

I think the under 21 thing is an actual rule tbh, so I guess Alli would be fine, Darlow is older tho and I'm not sure if the other lad will be under 21 by next season.

Apparently we're closest to signing Dele Alli on a similar sort of buy then loan back deal as we did with the two lads from Forest, don't know much about him but I think he's rated pretty highly. http://m.bbc.com/sport/football/31021000

I wouldn't put it past them if we finish around mid table. I think if we have an arse twitching end to the season they'll get that rush like they did the other year when they bought Sissoko etc.