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Ashley is a fat fucking waste of space? oh, and erm Moat. Sorry, havent quite got the hang of this

Get a mate to piss in a bottle and take it in. And think of a damn good reason for carrying a bottle of piss when they havent asked for one

Seriously, this fucking club does my head in. I mean fuck me. Ok, you have two options a) the right option the most fucking obviously wrong option. Mike? Over to you. "Oh oh oh, erm, B please!".....

Nothing at all there from the player. Does make you laugh though the way 'arry goes about his business. "No, we have not made a bid, but we do admire him as a player" I wonder if he winked a few times as he said it? Couldnt blame the player at all for wanting to move to another club, even clubs such as Hull, Spurs, Fulham etc which are at the moment all a lot healthier than we are at the moment. I mean, would you stay at another club in the state ours is in?

Straws Clutch.

Is it me or does that website come across as having users with the combined mentality of 5? It's a little like a forum, but lowered and with a massive spoiler on the back.

Glad to hear it. Im driving so got a full car. I am genuinely excited for the new season and honestly believe all will come good cock He's just kidding btw. I think. At the moment Im still apathy abound. Usually at this stage of the season, no matter how horrific the break has been (signing or lack of etc), I'm still starting to look forward to it and would be getting quote bullish about getting behind the team etc. While my support on the day wont waver and Ill still fully support those on the pitch, Im certainly lacking my usual "oomph".

Why would we refuse £10M for Bassong and hold our for £4m for Beye? Odd, if indeed true. Martins sale I can understand, £9M for him is very good business.

£2M for Beye?

Too many false dawns for me like. I'll take notice when something actually happens.

Agreed.

On another note. Is it not really fucking sad that the bloke had to pass seeing the club he loved being ran into the ground.....

Gutting I know some people would scorn at the elevation we sometimes took him to, but for me he has been probably the best ambassador for football and our area in my lifetime. I remember meeting him at a reserves game up at Pont about 7-8 years ago. He had all the time in the world to talk to me. I think with his condition we all knew it was on the cards soon. Also when I seen him at the game the other night (on tv) you could see he just looked old. Thoughts go out to his wife and family. Sad sad news. RIP Sir Bob, you made us stand tall.

Tudor Crisps (filmed at the rocket in dunston iirc) The PG Tips Chimp Ads The Flake lass "oooooonly the cruuuuuumbliest...." on the windowsill

Looks like we're moving

15k

Big Bang Theory The Inbetweeners Psychoville Fawlty Towers re-runs on recent stuff. Suppose 8 out of 10 cats and Mock the Week don't count. Struggling now, so I'll add Red Dwarf and I'm Alan Partridge

Truth is likely somewhere in the middle

Yeah, I really shouldnt post before having my first coffee in the morning

Jaw sweetie Pans Labyrinth has only just come out....You sure you're counting right... Listen love, I dont watch too many films multiple times. I haven't counted at all, as I find its really odd, in an ocd kind of way for someone to say "yes, Ive watched this one 5 times, this one 12" and so on. Trutth is, I haven't got a clue, who counts how many times or even remembers how many times they have seen something? Lord of things rings Ive watched a lot. I could also add Alien in there or Evil Dead as I watched them loads as a kid, but havent for a while. Ive watched Pans Labyrinth alot of late, but of course not at all before a few years back. Maybe I should add dumbo? First film I ever saw at the pictures and watched it loads in my lifetime. The Jerk, theres another. Life of Brian or Holy Grail maybe? So, dearest, I kinda just plucked a few films but factually its probably none of these out of quite a long list.

Lord of the Rings (used to be the old animated one covering 1.5books. Now full thing) Pans Labyrinth The Green Mile

"In this proud land we grew up strong, we were wanted all along, I was taught to fight, taught to win, I never thought I could fail. No fight left or so it seems, I am a man whose dreams have all deserted" Cracking song and bang on for our current plight the start of the song. Not only that, but then towards the end (last verse more or less I think) Got to walk out of here, I can't take anymore Going to stand on that bridge, keep my eyes down below. Whatever may come and whatever may go - That river's flowing, that river's flowing. Oh, and Kate Bush

Yeah me also. I really hope he pulls through ok, which I suspect he will, but whether he can recover enough to race again is another matter. Shocking injury. But, I suppose thats the sport they are in and the potential risks are huge.