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Where the hell did you dig this thread up from Not really eating much on the sweet front these days. If I do then I sneak a picnic. Used to like Hazlenut Yorkies in the yellow wrapper but never see them now.

Right there

eh? I was making reference to a mid life crisis earings and tattoos

eh? I was making reference to a mid life crisis

Have you got partition pro? thats pretty good for checking the integrity of your HDs.

So berb, have you got the required designer outfit and hairdressers car yet?

But you aint a mature person?

That is just one nasty bitch. She needs a good kick in the teeth.

Pretty big "oops" as well eh What a waste... (of pole)

from the bun Wide of the mark by tuesday then

I think they are more acceptable, but I still would never show any of mine when Im with a customer, same as Id never get any on the forearm etc. Mind, I dont think people should have ear/nose/brow rings in either when dealing with customers. I dont mind any of those things, just dont find them appropriate for my work. The tattoo debate has been done to death and this comment above is typical of narrow minded folks alike. Each to their own in my opinion. Of course. Do whatever you want. It is your body, after all. I have, however, noticed that the majority of people with tattoos fall into the 'scum' category. thats such bollocks. Still, its what you've noticed. Maybe its the circles you stride .....

Good keeper but his kicking has been awful, esp last season. I agree Harper is as good.

I think they are more acceptable, but I still would never show any of mine when Im with a customer, same as Id never get any on the forearm etc. Mind, I dont think people should have ear/nose/brow rings in either when dealing with customers. I dont mind any of those things, just dont find them appropriate for my work. The tattoo debate has been done to death and this comment above is typical of narrow minded folks alike. Each to their own in my opinion.

Im exactly the same. Wor lass keeps saying " I dont understand how people can just start supporting another team?". Well, she knowns nowt about football but she's got that one right. Adverts doing my head in.

What would yours be? Since last year Ive been on somewhat of a health kick. So, I reckon that despite all this health living Im doing, Ill prob die when I'm 50 crossing the road or something. So mine might be : "Could have had cake".

I used to read a lot on the bog, but don't bother much these days. When I did, I'd be resting my elbows on the front of my quads and so leaning forward. I usually adopt a similar position now, but its a much swifter routine. No more pins n needles for me

Research : The Poop Report

Years of practice. But, like I keep saying, I dont think there is a "right" way to wipe your arse so long as its ends up clean. Same as washing your face or armpits, there is no "right way". I think there is more risk standing & your butt cheeks closing around any residue. Icing a cake blindfolded, maybe that should be my next challenge..... Sitting down of course

Sitting or standing, I don't see how your arse can get clean when you're rubbing faeces off and then back on, over and over. I can't believe we've found a sub-strata even lower than sit down back to front wipers. because you dont man Your 4-6 ply paper is scrunched up, not into a teeny ball but into something roughly 1 ply in length. This is positioned "roughly" central under your arse. Now, press, then move towards your back. then you angle this so that that one half of shitty paper is lifted and the other half pressed, you now wipe the other way. After this there is some rotation in there (cant frigging think now and I cant test at the moment, not due another shite until tomorrow ), but anyway, you repeat this process. At no point is shit smeared back over your arse.

Im not in one. Im also not bothering with a fantasy team. In a reet huff still with us not being in it.

But, when you go back n forth, you are using one half of the paper to do one bit and the other half of the paper to do the other bit. So, in effect, you do several front to back wipes one one half of the paper and several back to front wipes with the other half. Its quite an art actually What you dont do, is smear wiped shite back over the other half. As I say, so long as the end result is a clean arse, Im not that fussed (and which way makes no odds for a bloke surely?). Point is, sitting is the way. I dont see how when standing you can get enough arse exposure to ensure complete cleanliness?

WTF? If you have THAT much shite hanging from your arse after a dump you seriously need to have your sphincter checked out When you "nip it off" the idea is to let the rest follow after not leave it hanging. When you wipe, you should have minimal shite on your rag at best, not swathed in the stuff Im still confused what action you take. You say you dont go back over, you dont change direction and you dont fold. So, do you wipe once and throw? Anyway, all this talking shite The point is that after wiping your arse should be clean. And mine is Not saying Id eat my dinner off it, but Im happy that the last wipe is a clean one

So you're standing. FACT! That's abhorent. I think I'm going to be sick. As one cheek remains in contact with the pan, its still sitting. The definition of the word standing is to be erect or upright of which I'd be neither. On the other, so do you actually wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe & fold etc? As has already been said, there's a difference between standing straight and standing. If your feet are holding most of your weight you're standing. The clue is in the nomenclature. you wipe, you don't rub. I'm not necessarily saying you need to fold or re-use, but don't rub it in goddamnit! Eh? Your feet isnt holding most of your weight, your left arse cheek is Perhaps the ball of your left foot takes some of the weight, but it is not standing. As for wiping, yeah ok, you dont rub you wipe back and forth. No different to wiping in one direction repeatedly. Though, the reversal ensures you pick up everything. Bit like when you vacuum or polish