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She is neither Geordie or Mackem. From Chester-le-Street I think.

So you're standing. FACT! That's abhorent. I think I'm going to be sick. As one cheek remains in contact with the pan, its still sitting. The definition of the word standing is to be erect or upright of which I'd be neither. On the other, so do you actually wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe & fold etc?

Watched it last night as I thought I would. Also as ever, CH4 manage to find an even bigger group of social rejects and freaks than the previous year. I already know that if I watch any I'll be wound up by the self proclaimed "IT" girls. An observation of mine through BB is that the majority of black girls have a really shit attitude. Maybe its a defence mechanic I dunno. Think Charlie from the last show or these two thats in here now. Though, the lass from Sierra lionne seemed canny enough and you could understand her plight, its more the other one. Other than that, they just seem so freaky/odd I mean, wtf is going on with that homosexual dancer? The blind lad seems funny, more so that he likes wearing womens stockings? Couple of the lads seem full of themselves as well. Ah well. BB, I hate it yet know for a fact Ill end up watching some of them.

I studied this during my morning dump. There is several steps to the sitted wipe. i) All weight it shifted over to the left and slightly forward ii) The right butt cheek is then raised from the toilet seat iii) This motion also serves to separate the cheeks exposing the required area iv) a scrunched up amount of 4-6 sheets is then used with the right hand to wipe back and forth and this is then dropped in the pan v) a second scrunched up amount of 4-6 sheets is used in the same way vi) this is usually sufficient, but judgement is needed depending on consistency of aforementioned dump vii) On standing, a glance down the bog to inspect your creation is recommended viii) Finally, hands are washed note : the scrunched up bog roll must "never" be rotated or folded to use a cleaner space as this gives a danger of contact with your hand. Just use more bogroll, its cheap enough.

"Chinny Reck-on" wtf that meant I dont know, went with scratching your chin at someone iirc

"Fog on"

Drugs are for those people who dont like Sundays

Surprised you can still remember

Yup Used to quite like it actually. Can't recall if it was Fri or Sat night but played some pretty funky stuff. Good for listening to before you went out. Used to have a couple of tapes in my car. Mind, this is about 12 year ago now like Old bastard. Sadly yes Ah them were the days. Now what the hell was that club I used to go to in shields.... hmm.

AAarrr, you have a womans hand!

Yup Used to quite like it actually. Can't recall if it was Fri or Sat night but played some pretty funky stuff. Good for listening to before you went out. Used to have a couple of tapes in my car. Mind, this is about 12 year ago now like

Wears an ear ring like its 1985

Just making them up. We never had a rule book or owt As I thought. Did you play British Bulldog too? I thought everyone played that. It was especially cool as it was banned at first school. Understandably since the only bit of the yard that wasn't concrete was a bit of grass about 5 x 5 yards that you weren't allowed on. Aye it was banned at ours too. And yet it is Tuggy. No tuggy butcher though! fucking hell now THATS one Ive not heard in ages

Actually I had that yesterday as I sometimes listed to audio CDs when driving, CD books etc

Ill prob watch it tonight (Ill sky+ heroes ), then not watch it for weeks, then watch it for the last couple of weeks.

Turn the tape over

Thats cushdy

Thats just become my favourite firefox extension Nice find.

Eh?

Is this what its coming to? We need to sign someone quickly.... Oh, and just for Alex

A few weeks back I was emailed a PDF of a supposed top 50 paid footballers and their wages etc. It has Kaka as no 1 and down to Cassano (Sampdoria) at 50 and everyone in between. There was one NUFC player Owen on £107K and one Spurs player Bent on £94K. The guy in 50th got £66K. That of course suggests that these two players earn up to 35% (approx) more than any other player at the club. I believe neither.

I spoke to them today to find out when the applications should be sent. Sometime this week apparently.

Need to update with Emre

Well, I think everyone will be pissed, especially if players go out and not come in. Then it would be up to KK to work with what he has, which wont be alot.

Well this has been the whole problem over the last decade. Paying over the odds for average players and putting them on over the top wages meaning they have no desire to leave and are happy to sit and rake it in. No surprise we were 5th highest wage payers in 06/07 and yet performed poorly in the league. While I think a wage ceiling can be prohibitive if you want to attract the top players, we aint in that position anyway. I certainly think we need to restructure and get some kind of thing in place while building. No more bringing in average players on top wages.