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Who goes by the name of...? Roger. ah good ole 70's television

Apparently what they do in Iceland right, they kill the shark, chop it up, bury it in the ground for six months and eat the cunt. The shark meat is poisonous if eaten straight away, what's it taste like? not much meat there tbh and REALLY fucking salty

Nicest thing Ive had was a joint of beef in Brazil, simply the nicest bit of beef Ive ever had. Once of the worst was some fresh caught cray fish or something in Thailand. Stuff just oozed from its head and it was just vile. If I go out though Id usually pick Italian. Ive had croc & frog legs and wasnt that impressed with either.

Except your dentist

"Bollocks" Might be apt as well ....

You know you'll have him saying "Yeah we have two c**s, one keeps bringing birds back in the house"

That would be on fire that like

Alreet.

Am I the only person this amused? No I think one Mr Shearer was pissing himself at it as well

Bah this isnt todays gossip, this is yesterdays man. Get the title right!

Just imagine you taring the house up trying to find something with the number on while the tickets in your pocket

how fucking camp was that

I don't think they really need to cash in tbf and he's on £50k pw apparently and given Ashley's desire to cut wages I can't see us offering him much more. Arsenals sniffing around him apparently as well.

Bit of an obvious subject though? A spoiler provides downforce helping traction. If you are racing on a track this is pretty much essential, but out and about in a chav-mobile nah, only good for catching flies Id imagine.

But imagine if it did!

What would you predict? Everyone East of the Felling by pass would find their way to the Stevie option, so it wouldn't be fair. Those people don't hate you though. You hate them. I dont hate anyone. Apart from the black lass who got kicked off Big Brother. Is she going to be an option? Should be, she deserves a big kick in the teeth. And aye, stick Torres on the list, Id like to vote this time

I need to keep the lids and bottoms together. I chuck them back in "that" cupboard and when it comes to get one out I spend an age playing the "find the lid that fits" game.

Im up and down all the time. See plenty of players being shipped out, mostly Im glad we're pruning the dead wood. I think Ashley seems to be putting a much stronger foundation in place and a better business model. However, the lack of signings is a concern ( I know its early), our small squad is a concern, and te players we get linked to usually end up elsewhere. So, at the moment I think top half.

Ooooh, witty and political

Oh how right you are

Or parts of County Durham

Dont think Id be in a hurry like...

Crazy as a bag of right angled circles going whippy zippo.

Glad its not just me. My head hurts after trying to read that...